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Reviews/Movies: Action & Adventure/Van Helsing

Category:
Movie
Director:
Stephen Sommers
Year:
2004
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
14 reviews
Sunday October 18, 2009 - 9:39 PM

moonqueen

Pretty solid for a more traditional style monster film. Kate Beckinsale was definitely channeling Angelina Jolie's Sesame Street count accent a la "Alexander" (One vampire, two vampire, ah ah ah!) but overall this was rather entertaining. It had some great visuals and action scenes, the acting was passable and the costuming was great. I debated deducting another star for the absurd way in which Kate dies (hello, slammed 40 feet through the air into a stone pillar and just gets back up again but knocked on a couch and dead?) and the HORRIBLE "tear in the clouds" bullcrap that followed but, meh, you know a movie with this many types of monsters will have cheese to some degree.She should stick to pretending to be a vampire, not trying to fight them.

Thursday June 04, 2009 - 12:00 AM

skttrbrain

Only movie I've ever fallen asleep in.
COMPLETE PEWWWWP.

Tuesday June 12, 2007 - 8:50 PM

XuMingLi

One of my all time favs. this theme just appeals to me so much!

Tuesday June 12, 2007 - 1:52 PM

bucky-jvh

boring, some of the stuff was cool, but i found it pretty rediculous. a generous 3 stars.

Tuesday June 12, 2007 - 6:27 AM

perplexity

liked it more than I expected

Monday June 11, 2007 - 10:45 PM

Scarah

Meh, it was just alright. Kate Beckinsale's horrible accent drove me nuts in this movie. I didn't really like the vampires with the wings and stuff. GOD and how much Frankenstein whined and screamed in the movie, not to mention he looked hella tarded, just got on my nerves. Two stars because Hugh Jackman was pretty hot tongue.

Monday February 05, 2007 - 8:18 PM

Novemberose

I thought it was alright... however it just ended and didn't
tie up a lot of the loose ends in the movie.

Monday February 05, 2007 - 5:40 PM

JunglistSouljah

it was good, i liked the costume designe and the story line was wicked

Monday February 05, 2007 - 2:04 PM

gterpenkas

puke

Sunday February 04, 2007 - 12:16 AM

Monkeface

This movie was so boring the only good part was the end what a waste of time.

Saturday February 03, 2007 - 10:02 AM

StarShyne

goooooooooood

Friday February 02, 2007 - 7:58 PM

Italian_raver

i liked the movie.. theres a sequel.. someone baught em out or somthin.. diff actors..cheap crappy ones, low budget set.. it was a painfuyl 2nd movie to a good 1st

Saturday January 06, 2007 - 1:23 PM

jungl3_barbi3

wikkkkeddddd movie..

love those 3 angel/vampire [watever the fuck they were] broads.

hotness.. n the main actress [fuk, wats her name again?] is fukkin sexyy.happyhappy.

Wednesday December 20, 2006 - 11:42 PM

Room103.49

Overall it's a good movie, but my mood for it comes and goes too much overall.