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I am a spleen. Yes you read right. I am a superhuman spleen capable of everything,
including taking over my owners motor skills when I do so choose. This is how I have a
purerave account.

Some people think I’m useless, but you would die without me, and dying is not fun.
One day I will become obsolete in the human body. Who knows when that will happen, but my
spleeny sense tells me that it will, and who are you to argue with that. And when this
does happen, I will still be a vital part of life. I can either be removed to make extra
room in the body for a second brainm or I can be used to replace something important that
may have been lost. Such as an arm, or something of that nature.

You are only as good as your spleen. Love me, fear me, or I will force my owner to poop on
your forehead.