My name is Richard, Iam 5’10", brown hair, green eyes, etc. Iam a funny guy, I like
to draw, music, dancing, I love Madonna, Ayumi Hamasaki and I love going clubbing.
My turn on’s are Skinny guys, nice eyes, dark hair [but light is good too], non slut,
someone who doesn’t do alot of drugs, tall, and a since of humor, someone who doesn’t
cheat, is smart [somewhat], someone who can dance not jump and take up the dance floor,
and I’m sure there is more so just ask.
If your gonna be a bisexual guy dont go on about girls cause I hate that.
My turn off’s are girls, avril/skater girls, the olsin twins, britney wannabee’s, animals
staring in movies, bear men, punk music, guys who obsess with their cars, crappy porno’s,
ppl who sing LOUD when they can’t, ppl that don’t read my profile, old fat guys who think
they have a chance and keep trying and trying, cold weather, ugly painted houses, mom’s
who wear off-white, girls who show their tits and bounce on the tv and in most music
videos.
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Richard
-- Birth date: August 21st, 1985
-- Birthplace: Brampton, Ont
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Height: 5ft10
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: canadian
-- The shoes you wore today: ones you cant afford
-- Your weakness: no idea
-- Your fears: not getting new ayumi material.
-- Your perfect pizza: without all the shit
-- Goal you’d like to achieve: to become a porn star
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: DUMB
-- Your thoughts first waking up: why can I not sleep more?
-- Your best physical feature: not gonna say here...
-- Your bedtime: 7pm lol
-- Your most missed memory: heh I have no idea
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
-- McDonald’s or Burger King: Burger King
-- Single or group dates: ah it depends on the situation
-- Adidas or Nike: who cares
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee is gross, although iced caps are ok
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: don’t smoke
-- Cuss: heh bad habit
-- Sing: yeeeeessss
-- Take a shower everyday: no once a month
-- Have a crush: I have many.......
-- Do you think you’ve been in love: yes, I have
-- Want to go to college: I am in college
-- Like(d) high school: grade 11 and up
-- Want to get married: hell no
-- Believe in yourself: obviously
-- Get motion sickness: not that I can recall
-- Think you’re attractive: ...COME ON NOW! OF COURSE! IAM....FANTASTIC!!!
-- Think you’re a health freak: riiiight I’m not fat!
-- Get along with your parent(s): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TOTALLY
-- Like thunderstorms: sure....
-- Play an instrument: the triangle lmao
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yup
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Had Sex: duh
-- Made Out: obviously
-- Gone on a date: sure.....
-- Gone to the mall?: is this even a question?
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yes! of course!
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Been on stage: yes I have
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: yes! I had a contest! teehee
-- Gone skinny dipping: not in water....
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: yeah a sticker.
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yeah
-- Been caught "doing something": ha yes
-- Been called a tease: of course come on now.
-- Gotten beaten up: nope
-- Shoplifted: yes, we all make mistakes right?
-- Changed who you were to fit in: yes I did...and it worked!!
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: late 30’s....early 40’s....
-- Names of Children: Bianca, Helen, Faye, Pearl, Wayne, Nigel, Lucy, Annie, Gladis,
Cecilia and alot more
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: I just wanna be a bride...in plaid.
-- How do you want to die: with a bang!
-- Where you want to go to college: sheridan
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: a bride.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Japan
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? whatever they fuckin have.
-- Best hair color? dark
-- Short or long hair: medium
-- height: as tall as I am no shorter!
-- Best weight: over weight baby!! jokes
-- Best articles of clothing: anything not goth
-- Best first date location: Chinguacousy petting zoo
-- Best first kiss location: The Library!! Kids Section.
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: who cares
-- # of people I could trust with my life: 3
-- # of CDs that I own: tons
-- # of piercings: I had an eyebrow one.
-- # of tattoos: 156 lol
-- # of scars on my body: only....the scars..men have left....*sniff*
-- # of things in my past that I regret: haha tons
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