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Raver Vocabulary
Rollin' - being on ecstacy
Groovy - super duper cool
Kickin' it - chillin' like a villian
Phat - really kewl
Tight - too kewl
Spinnin' - duh..... what dj's do silly
Booty - that sux
Ghetto - low and stoopid
Candy flippin - acid and E mixed
Mad Ballz - super duper a lot of stuff i.e: frying mad ballz
Trippin - seeing stuff that isn't there
Stuff - just about anything or add to a sentence to give more substance. i.e: let's go get
some food and stuff.
Candy - ummm.... jewlery, food group, drugs
Kandy Kid - those super cute kids that give you stickers and candy and hugs and the good
vibe.
Skanky - slutty girl
Hoochie - gangster girl
G-funk - rap or a rapper
Wigger - white boy wanna be black
E-Mask - filter mask filled with vick's vapor rub
Drop - what you do with drugs
Raver Alphabet
A iS fOr AcId, UnLeSs YoU dOn'T dO It
B iS fOr BrAcElTs, AnD a LoT oF eM'
C iS fOr CaNdY, tRuSt Me, YoU'lL nEeD iT
D iS fOr Dr. SuEsS, wE aRe KaNdEe KiDs
E iS fOr EcStAsY, nO eXpLaNaTiOn NeEdEd
F iS fOr FrIeNdS, tHeY kEeP u In LiNe
G iS fOr GrOoVeS, yOu'Ll Be DoInG a LoT oF tHis
H iS fOr HuGs, SpReAd GoOd ViBeS
I iS fOR iNtElLeGeNcE, uSe YoUrS
J iS fOr JaMmInG tO tHe MuZiK
K iS fOr KiSsEs, OnCe AgAiN, sPrEaD gOoD vIbEs
L iS fOr LoVe, It Is AlL yOu NeEd
M iS fOr MuZiK, eNjOy It...
N iS fOr NoCtUrNaL, nO sLeEp KiDdIes
O iS fOr ObLiViOuS tO tHe OuTsIdE wOrLd
P iS fOr PeAcE, pArT oF pLuR kIdDiEs
Q iS fOr QuEsT, yOu WiLl Be LoOkInG fOr SoMeThIng
R iS fOr ReSpEcT, pArT oF pLuR
S iS fOr ShArInG, wHaTeVeR yOu MaY ShArE
T iS fOr ToGeThErNeSs, SpReAd ThE lOvE
U iS fOr UnItY, pArT oF pLuR
V iS fOr ViSoR, pArT oF yOuR oUtFiT
W iS fOr WaTeRbOtTlE, sO u DoN't DeHyDrAtE
X iS fOr X-lArGe, BiG cLoThEs MaKe ThE kIdDiE
Y iS fOr YoU!!!! yOu MaKe ThE rAvE pOsSiBlE
Z iS fOr ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
How to spot a raver
01. Ravers can perfectly understand and have conversations with anyone under the age of
10.
02. Ravers know where all the best toy stores are (Toys R Us).
03. Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes.
04. Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still
wear and use pacifiers
05. Ravers always consider every new place they go to a possible location for a party.
06. Ravers hug EVERYONE.
07. Ravers can dance.
08. Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
09. Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
10. Ravers choose their clothes by texture, color, and SIZE.
11. Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of
lithiums.
12. Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
13. Ravers realize that "Evian" spell "naivE" backwards.
14. Ravers drool whEnEver thEy spot an objEct with an "E" on it.
15. Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one hundred foot
radius.
16. Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are
always already there.
17. Ravers don't say, "nice shoes, wanna fu@k?"
18. Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
19. Ravers have a one track mind. It goes: "thump thump tweet thump tweet
thump".
20. Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
21. Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
22. Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
23. Ravers know how to sm
e.
24. Ravers don't disrespect others.
25. Ravers always choose "E" on multiple choice questions.
26. Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".
27. Ravers will say "HI" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the
bus.
28. Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".
29. Ravers plan a vacation around a party in another state or country.
30. Ravers know what to do with a dead glow stick*.
Tips on dating us
Try not to be openly embarrassed by his choice in wardrobe. Raver boys don't wear clothes,
they wear costumes! This means glitter, fake fur and any kind of shiny material. He's
probably gonna wear huge pants and a stuffed-animal backpack - so don't be tempted to
parade him around a biker bar anytime soon.
If you like to party all night, you're in luck. Ravers love to start dancing at 11 pm and
then eventually pass out around 8 am. Of course, they tend to take lots of acid and speed
to stay awake. So don't expect him to be coherent just because his eyes are open.
Also be prepared to watch your boyfriend trying to order bagels at 9 am Saturday with a
head full of acid. After eight hours of repetative mind numbing beats his hearing is shot,
so he's yelling. And his synapses are so fried even speaking English is a big
accomplishment - basically, the residual drugs in his system are just icing on the cake.
[raver tip - buy the bagel for him, and avoid the nasty entanglement with hung-over
punk-rock bagel girl]
Resist the temptation to tell him that ravers are no different than the disco dancing
fools of the seventies. He's gonna get mad at that because he's trying to be new and
different, not a bad rehash of a decade that's too uncool to mention. Or worse, don't get
the ravers and the club kids mixed up!
When you visit his pad, be prepared to listen to a lot of techno, jungle, trip hop, acid
house and hopefully some ambient tunes. Lots of ravers pride themselves on being makeshift
DJs, so you might fall victim to listening to hours of bad segues and beatmixing.
If your raver happens to be a professional DJ, don't let him talk you into calling him a
techno shaman or priest. He spins records, not guide souls.Refrain from trying to get into
a deep discussion about your relationship while at a rave. He'll either be too full of
energy to take what you say to heart, or he'll be so fried that he'll barely comprehend
your words. They don't call it trance music for nothing, honey.
However, actually abusing the fact that he's strung out on empathogens (mdma, 2cb) offers
you a unique oportunity to take advantage of the fact that he's willingly taken drugs that
were designed for marriage councelling. Learn all those dark secrets he swore he'd never
tell!
Much like stoners, ravers tend to travel in packs. So if you're dating one, be prepared to
entertain them all. This means your apartment might easily turn into the battle of the DJs
if they bring their own turntables.
No matter how cool all those rave flyers look, they make crappy wallpaper. Don't turn your
bedroom walls into a raver flyer shrine just to please him. Your eyes will thank you later
when you wake up from a hangover.
Raver boys are notorious for thinking their name is on some imaginary guestlist. Bring
extra money to a rave just in case he realizes that he's not as popular as he originally
thought. Also keep in mind there really is no such thing as a cheap rave. Be prepared to
spend at least $20 to get in and an additional $5 per bottle of water.
Just because he drinks a lot of smart drinks, doesn't mean he's smart.
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