Hey I’m Robert, I’m live in Independence MO right now. I drive a 1994 Honda Accord at the
moment lookin to get some kinda new car soon. I play guitar and love music... ALWAYS...
ANYWAYS, I love to party, drink, and go clubbin.
I went to "GHETTO" Vatterott College to major in Computer Programming -
Graduated - Turned out Vatterott was a fucking rip off and their courses sucked so bad
no one will hire me with their $11,000
"GHETTO DEGREE"... SOOOOO, NOW...
I’m going to school at UMKC majoring in Graphic Design. I work at First Horizon Home Loans
at the moment making great money... Doing crazy ongoing projects...
Well I try to always have a good time, drinken crown and coke’s, Gin and Tonic’s, or some
B33R, ok well actually I’m not picky about drinks so, hand me a drink and Ill take it like
a man. I’ve been told that I talk a lot when I’m drunk and how I’m loud and fuckin
witty....

....
I love to crack people up and I try to be somewhat the life of the party... or whateva!!!
WELLLLLLLLLLLLL SHHHHHHHHHIT
If your interested in talking and finding out anything else, can just email me, find out
my number and call me, msg me on here, ummmm see if I’m on Yahoo or AIM (a.k.a.
rjgabrielli)... Both yahoo and AIM go to my Sidekick II, so I'm always readily
available... Or you can find out where I live and stalk me.... I haven’t had anyone that
admired me that much who wanted to stalk me but I’ve been looking for a few good
candidates... So lemme know asap, cause we need to somthin accomplished here...

You’ll have to make sure you’re good at it though cause if I catcha, Ill call you out on
it... but I’ll still enjoy it...
Likes:
Having Fun
Parties
Raves
Clubs
Gin and Tonics
Crown and cokes
B33R... OK LETS JUST SAY "DRINKS"
Jager shots!!!! MMMMMM
MUSIC!!!!!
Dancin
Being Drunk
Riding Dirt bikes (YUUUUUUUUUUUP)
Cars
Drawing
Computers
Graphic Design
Laughing
Making People Laugh
School
MONEY
SPENDING MONEY (even better)
News (I’m kinda a freak about what’s going on with everything)
SPACE (the final frontier (and not star trek))
Flying
Guitars
Movies (mostly Comedies and Psychological Thrillers)
Making music
Pool (I can be a shark sometimes)
Astrology
Astronomy
Physics

(As you can see I'm a flippin dork)
Dislikes:
Fake People
Bull Shittin a bull shitter
School (Has to be in both lists)
BILLS
Being waayyyy too fucked up (

)
Lazy People (One's who don't work)
Being Bored (kinda like, ummmmm....... I am right NOW)
TurnOn’s:
Colorful Eyes (Blue, Green, Hazel, fuckit even Brown is hot)
Any hair color
Long Sexy Legs
Full Lips
Beautiful smile
Nice teeth (these two go hand in hand)
Hot Stomach
Tan
Long Hair (but there are some short haired hotties)
Speaking of hair --- Well Groomed...

wink wink
Long Legs (now this deserves 2 in the list)
Short or tall (Not too short though, Kinda Freaks me out a little... like midgets)
Soft Skin
piercings (YUMMMMMM)
Turnoffs:
Not Brushing Your Teeth
Stubby Legs (yeah and a long body… WEIRD…)
Too Buff (a girl who can kick my ass, or kick someones ass fur me) ummmmmm... yeah but
no...
Small Lips (gotta have the nice lucious lips

)
Huge Nose
Big Girls (I know they need lovin too... just not from me…)
Rough Skin
LOTS of HUGE Pimples (Horrible skin)
SLUTS (Except when your lonely...

Now that is some funny shit)