Do I think quoting people and things makes me intelligent?? Do I like to watch movies and
pretend that I’m an intellectual because an Oracle talks in broken sentences and hints at
things that aren’t really real but seem to be real because they may or may not be
tangible?? Not at all. Do I think it makes me seem smarter and more intellectual?? Not
at all. So why do I do it?? I’m just takin’ a piss...
"Who do I think I am? Who are you? Who are you? I am a walrus... "
"the Emperor, wants to control outer space. Yoda, wants to explore inner space.
That’s the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides of the Force."
"It’s not how long it lasts, it’s how good it is while it lasts"
Dr. Ses, December ’03
"I like helping people, I may be red, but I’m still helping"
Dr. Ses, December ’03
"See, you just took that box down yeah, but now that you don’t want it, you put it
back, see how easy that was?? Like that cutting board, I wanted it, but then I didn’t, so
I put it back. It’s just so simple. I really have to visit Ikea when I get back, they
really do have it all figured out. You can only go in one way and out the other, so you
have to buy something. And even if you don’t want something, you buy it anyways, you know
why?? Because it’s so simple. They have everything here. It’s almost like mind control,
but not really."
Dr. Ses ’03
"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering"
Bruce Lee
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