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http://iam.bmezine.com/?misshelyx
http://spaces.msn.com/helyx/
plus the myspace below.
Because I am bored, I shall burden you with one of these annoying fucking things.
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LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Laura
-- Birth date: June 7, 1986
-- Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Height: 5'9
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Polish
-- The shoes you wore today: Have I worn shoes today?
-- Your weakness: Mohawks, chocolate, grey horses, hard drugs
-- Your fears: Cancer. According to my family history, I'm doomed
-- Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni & extra cheeeeeze.
-- Goal you’d like to achieve: Graduate from university
LAYER THREE:
-- Your thoughts first waking up: FUCK OFF, SUN
-- Your best physical feature: Eyes, I've been told; smile too.
-- Your bedtime: Infinitely variable from day to day.
-- Your most missed memory: Billions.
-- Your most favorite movies: The Brave Little Toaster.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Cooooooke.
-- McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonalds
-- Single or group dates: I don't ever think I've been on anything that could be
considered a "normal" "date" so i'm unqualified
-- Adidas or Nike: who can afford that shit?
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee, black, so strong that it's viscous
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Quit Sept. 05; now will have an occasional drag socially
-- Cuss: And how
-- Sing: Painfully badly, and constantly
-- Take a shower everyday: sometimes more.
-- Have a crush: Haven't for a long time
-- Do you think you’ve been in love: Dare I say...yes indeed
-- Want to go to college: Wanted to and am
-- Like(d) high school: I fucking miss high school...it was a blast
-- Want to get married: Whoa, slow down, I need to learn to make my own life not suck
before I join forces
-- Believe in yourself: More often than not.
-- Get motion sickness: Not so far
-- Think you’re attractive: I'd fuck me, but then again I know how good I am in bed
-- Think you’re a health freak: No, I'm more of a fattening-food-and-substance-abuse
freak
-- Get along with your parent(s): In the last few years only
-- Like thunderstorms: Awesome
-- Play an instrument: Bass, but I really do suck
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yeah
-- Smoked: Yeah
-- Done a drug: And how!
-- Had Sex: Oh, Oh, Ohhh Yeahhh
-- Made Out: Indeed
-- Gone on a date: Me and Stitch ate at McDonald's at Union yesterday, that counts
-- Gone to the mall?: Oui
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: ACTUALLY YES! The only time I've eaten Oreos in at least
a year
-- Eaten sushi: I'm addicted
-- Been on stage: Grade school plays, Commencement, probably more
-- Been dumped: NNNNope
-- Gone skating: No, I wish...I didn't get to skate at all this winter
-- Made homemade cookies: Not for awhile. Mmm. Cookies.
-- Gone skinny dipping: Don't have much time for that during exams
-- Dyed your hair: Nein
-- Stolen anything: I stole cheese from Dominion not too long ago, when I was flat broke
and living on plain rice
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: My natural state
-- Been caught doing something: Most things
-- Been called a tease: yes, but I was fourteen and didn't know what the fuck I was doing
-- Gotten beaten up: Not badly
-- Shoplifted: affirmative
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I actually enjoyed being the weird one
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: The right age
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: One that legally weds me to the man I desire to marry.
Anything else is just gravy
-- How do you want to die: Young, after living fast
-- Where you want to go to college: Currently at U of T
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Torn between racehorse trainer and
pharmacologist. LOL
-- What country would you most like to visit: Would be nice to go to England or Ireland
LAYER NINE:
In a guy
-- Best eye color? All.
-- Short or long hair? Two words: Mo. Hawk.
-- height: same or slightly taller
-- Best weight: Being a tad tubby myself, I'm in no position to judge, but I do have
standards. Really fat = no thanks.
-- Best articles of clothing: Bondage pants are ULTRA hot on some punk guys
-- Best first date location: Wherever you end up
-- Best first kiss location: See above
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: I'm way too high to count
-- # of people I could trust with my life: Three or four
--#of CDs that I own: lots.
--# of piercings: Currently 4, used to have eyebrow too
-- # of tattoos: 1
-- # of scars on my body: Tons. I don't heal.
I NEVER-
Put x’s in the boxes of things you have never done,
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I’VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(_) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(x) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(_) I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON TV
(_) I HAVE NEVER SNORTED ANYTHING
(X) I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON ANYONE
(X) I HAVE NEVER TAKEN SOMEONES VIRGINITY
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