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the_enigma_18 |
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Busy  - Mood history |
| Real Name: |
Graunke |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Status: |
Single & looking |
| Location: |
Mount Airy, North Carolina, U.S.A. |
| Birthdate: |
Oct 22, 1984, I'm 24 and a Libra |
| My +Buddies: |
syrus, The.Gamer, Vaesh, ¤Jexxxie¤ |
| +Buddy Of: |
Alli2006, babyk17, cheer_chick, houndscutie, jsut83, Kornkeed4ever, sheisdilemma, skoomadealer, The.Gamer, Vendetta, ¤Jexxxie¤ |
| Bio: |
This being the Purerave profile of a young man whose principal interests are movies,
ultra-violence, and Beethoven.
Blonde, 6 feet tall, 200 lbs, blue eyes. I work at Blockbuster, my truck is in the Guiness
book of world records as the shittiest personal vehicle ever, and I think I might have
figured out what I want to do with The Rest of My Life. Oh, and apparently I have
tiny nipples. 
I don’t have a Purerave Journal, because I’m poor and cannot have a credit card. But I do
have a Xanga Journal. The URL is at the bottom of all this multicolored text. Enjoy!
Things I like:
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-Women.
-Cartoons (everything from Dexter’s Lab to Cowboy Bebop to Family Guy).
-Playing pranks.
-Penguins.
-Monkeys (gotta love an animal that’ll throw poop at you and then jack off in front of
you...that’s confidence).
-Hamburgers.
-Beer.
-Beethoven.
-My dog.
-The White Stripes.
-Star Wars/Trek.
-Video Games.
-Franz Ferdinand (The band, not the Austrian dictator who was assassinated and started
World War I. History is kewl!).
-Old movies (and a lot of new ones).
-Rock and Roll. \m/
-System of a Down.
-Adult Swim (and anime in general).
-My friends.
-The Yeah Yeah Yeahs (punk chicks are hot).
-My truck...even though it is a piece of shit.
-Cigarettes...Yeah, I know they’re bad for me...but I like them.
Things I don’t like:
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-Goth people (please, please get over yourselves and have fun).
-Smelly people (Soap is not hard to find).
-Dog shit.
-Okay, shit in general.
-People who comment on girls pictures with things like: "I would do you." Oh, my
God, that’s such an honor! Jackass.
-Those animated promos that pop up in the corner of the screen when I’m trying to watch
TV.
-Country music. Ugh...it’s just plain awful.
-People who try way too hard to act like assholes. Just relax, and it will probably come
naturally.
-Getting stood up for a date.
-Throwing up. 
-Gangsta rap. Yeah, ’cause it’s so hard to live in the ghetto when you’ve just signed a
multi-million dollar record deal...you poor bastard.
-Linkin’ Park. I just don’t have that kind of angst.
-Uncertainty.
-Pickles.
-People who post the lyrics to an entire song as their bio...just name the song! We’ll
figure it out from there!
-Crows.
-Spam (both the pseudo-meat kind and the email kind).
-Dishonesty.
-Weepy, sappy, smarmy, feel-good movies. "Radio" was a chunk of sugar-coated
sappy shit.
I’m not going to go into what I’m looking for in a woman. If you’re a woman, just email me
and I’ll talk to you. If you’re a man, you’re barking up the wrong tree. If you’re a fish,
sure I’m curious, but it just wouldn’t work between us. I like oxygen too much.
Friends
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I should probably say something about my friends, they’re always there when I need ’em.
Amiel - Ahhh, Amiel is wise, Amiel is a wise man. If Amiel were a Lord of the Rings
character, he’d be Gandalf, hands down. He’s the guy I go to whenever I have a real
problem on my hands, and he’s always there with advice...or at least a smart-ass comment.
Also, this guy’s got brass balls. You know all those crazy Polish troops who charged Nazi
tanks on horseback? Amiel would have been leading the charge.
Syrus - AKA "The Titty Twister Terror" lol, he’s a good friend, if you
need a really fucked-up opinion on something, he’s the guy to ask. Just don’t let him too
near your chest.
Kalib - My protege. Someday I will pass on to that great titty bar in the sky, but
Kalib will keep my spirit alive. And he’ll probably video tape himself pissing on my
grave. lol seriously, Kalib’s probably a little deeper than most other guys I know, but
just don’t ask to see his anime figurines collection. You’ll be busy for weeks.
DrownInFire - Mmm...nothin’ like weird German people. She’s not from Germany, but I
think she picked up a lot of the customs and general freakiness pretty damn quick. But
it’s a good freakiness.  She’s awesome, no subject is taboo, and she’s the only person I
know who can out-gross me. lol...oh, and she has bigger boobs than me.
Drama_Queen88 - First off, drama people rock. Secondly, cheerleaders who aren’t
stuck up rock. Thirdly, girls who play video games rock. In other words, this chick rocks!
I guess I’ve known her, off and on, for a few years...lol, is thirdly a word? Anyways, if
there was a female version of me anywhere on this planet, this would be her.
Alli2006 - Just met her, feel like I’ve known her for years. For good all-around
laughs, just take a look at her webcam. Never know what you’re gonna see in the
background!
blkwaltz3 - A real good guy. Unfortunately, he kinda proves the point that nice
guys finish last. This guy probably has the worst luck of anyone I know. But despite it
all, he grins and bears it. He’s really big into video games and is making his own massive
flash game...very in-depth stuff. Just an all-around good guy with one weakness: He
loves the ladies. I mean a lot. lol, seriously, what he lacks in height, he makes
up for with sheer libido.
**StAnGsTa** - Very rarely I meet someone who’s more that just what you see on the
surface. I usually call those people friends. Julia is like an expertly carved diamond:
with sparkle and an inner fire that draws you in, and so multifaceted and gorgeous you
can’t look away. We do have our differences though...differing opinions on how many kids a
married couple should have, we don’t feel the same way about nudity. She’s definitely
someone I love though.
Grimes - Ah, a kindred spirit. Gamer? Check. Athlete? Check. Fucked up in the head?
Check. Yup, this guy’s just like me, lol.
schizo690000 - What can I say about this asshole? On the one hand I like him
because he shares my heritage, but on the other hand, he is a grade A, free range asshole.
But he’s a fellow gamer, and we gotta stick together. But he’s seriously an asshole. Ah,
the debate continues.
skoomadealer - Don’t see this guy that much anymore, but I’m not so sure that’s a
bad thing. Let’s put it this way: if your house burned down, skoomadealer would hold a
charity auction to help you raise money and buy a new house. But the highlight of the
auction would be him singing the song he wrote just for the occaision, "Haha, Your
House Burned Down and Your Entire History is Reduced to Ashes." Long live the pretty
little hate machine.
Courtney - I don’t think there’s anyone out there who knows me better than I know
myself, but she comes close. Hmmm...dated her for 19 months. And now we’re friends. I’ll
get back to you as to how that’s working out.
And finally...
Bryan Belcher - I first met Bryan at the local waterpark, where he tried to get me
to help him destroy the waterslide. We eventually settled for soaking the lifeguard who
had to sit under it. Partner in crime? I guess that’s the best way to put it. Let’s think
of it this way: Bryan and I will probably change the world someday, but before we do,
we’ll destroy a very large portion of it. lol Bryan is kind of the yin to my yang. I’m
impulsive and destructive, Bryan is also impulsive and destructive, except he has black
hair. In all seriousness though, I can’t think of anyone who has had to put up with more
shit in the process of being my friend, and that definitely gets him a gold star. He’s
been there through all the really rotten shit, I mean stick-to-your-boots, can’t wipe it
off with a paint scraper, fresh enough for the worms to still be movin’ around shit. lol
plus, he usually lets me make at least one pun before he kicks my ass.
Quotes
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"I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints." - Billy Joel.
"I got kicked out of NYU for cheating...with the dean’s wife." - Woody Allen.
"Victory belongs to the most persevering." - Napoleon.
"It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -
Andre Gide
"God gave burdens, also shoulders." - Yiddish Proverb.
"Esse quam videri" - North Carolina State Motto. Translation: To be
rather than to seem.
"Let arms give place to the robe, and the laurel of the warriors yield to the tongue
of the orator." - Cicero
"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one
can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye." - Antoine de
Saint-Exupery
"Hail to the king, baby." - Ash, Army of Darkness.
So she asked me, "Do you ever dream?"
And I said, "No."
"Why?" she asked.
"Because you only dream about what you can remember. And I’d rather forget."
^^ Line of dialogue from a really crappy play I wrote. Oh well, I still like the dialogue,
even if the play sucked. |
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