10 things to know about me
#1......i love musiccc
#2......i love to partyyy
#3......i don't do random one night stands with ppl i randomly meet online
#4......i smoke...
#5......i blaze
#6......i like to get fuckked up every now and then
#7......hoez before broz
#8.....i am a peaceful person but yu fuck with any of my girlss<3 i will beef no issue
#9.....i love summer<3
#10.....i don't judge
anythinnn elsee just askkk 
Peace.
Love.
Unity.
Respect.
Ganja
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Pick It...Pack It...Fire It Up Come Along And Take A HIT FROM THE BONG Put The Blunt Down
Just For A Second Don't Get Me Wrong It aint A New Method Inhale Exhale...Just Got A
Ounce
In The Mail!!!
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Ecstasy
How you think you behave: Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person you really
are.
How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the
teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet are disgusting and
will probably get you beaten.
Likelihood of getting laid: 30%. Sex is not important. It's all about the
"vibe".
How you feel in the morning: Like you should have gone for the sex.
Embarrassment rating: 60% Ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that you
don't like. Isn't that a bitch? This can be very embarrassing, particularly if people
believe what you
say. Be careful who you give your phone number to. They just might call.
Marijuana
How you think you behave: You're not sure, but you think people could be laughing
at you.
How you actually behave: Like someone just hit you over the head with an 800KG
fridge
freezer combination.
Likelihood of getting laid: 60%. If you spend enough time on the couch, anything
can
happen. Or at least you can believe it can happen.
How you feel in the morning: Like another joint. And the rest of that Chinese
Buffet.
Embarrassment rating: 10% You are moving so slowly that it's almost impossible to
do
anything stupid.
Alcohol
How you think you behave: Like the life of the party. You are sexy, funny and
everybody
likes you.
How you actually behave: Like the death of the party. Your behavior gets
progressively
worse as you tell more and more crap jokes, insult the bartender, spill your drink and
make a pass at your best friend's date. The likely hood of you spilling your cookies or
pissing your pants increases with each drink.
Likelihood of getting laid: 90% Your sexual standards drop dramatically with each
consecutive drink. If surrounded by others whose standards are also lowered, then your
chances are pretty good.
How you feel in the morning: Who did I insult? Where is my car? Why did I sleep
with
someone from the office? I've never felt this bad before. This is absolutely the last
time.
Embarrassment rating: 110% Not only are you stupid, you are sloppy. Everyone
recognizes
this, except you.
Cocaine
How you think you behave: You are smart, irresistible and want to "do
lunch"
with everyone.
How you actually behave: Like an annoying know-it-all who would sell his soul for
the next
line of blow. <sniffle>
Likelihood of getting laid: 80% It may be a Jedi Mind Trick, but when you
sincerely
believe you are so irresistible, some clueless and insecure type may actually fall for
it.
How you feel in the morning: Like the apeman.
Embarrassment rating: 0% if there's more coke in the drawer. 90% if there isn't.
Acid or Shrooms
How you think you behave: You are not behaving, but the world around you is putting
on a
good show.
How you actually behave: In reality, it is you putting on the show. The rest of the
world
is behaving the same as ever.
Likelihood of getting laid: 20% Even if you actually manage to get through the
process of
selecting a mate, removing your clothes and choosing a sexual position, you will then
have
to deal with the challenge of your partner changing into a furry animal/the devil/your
mother. You may break your dick (or his) as the likelyhood of you realizing that your
skivvies are off is Zero.
How you feel in the morning: Either you are climbing the walls wishing that God
would put
an end to your suffering, or you finally understand Chaucer's "The Norton
Anthology."
Embarrassment rating: 0% You either sat on the couch and laughed at the TV all
night even
if it was turned off). Or you climbed onto a building, tried to fly and died.
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