i like frogs
i like music
i like boys
i like rats
i love everybody
i don’t like drugs
i like alcohol
can’t think of anything else
Rebecca’s my baby gurl
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle
shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good,you can see
my house all the way up on that hill".
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing."What’s so funny?"
asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
house", the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.Then he hands two bullets
to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I’ll give you this scope for nothing if
you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s dickoff."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can
do that with one shot!"
my people i want to recognize:
rebecca
allison
lindsey
andi
holly
jeremy
jen
robin
mark
james
natasha
erin
joel
melanie
brian
jessica
All these people are very important and have influenced me in some way or another!! i
love you guys!!
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