Note:
This profile is an ongoing evolution of my character starting from when I started raving
till present day. If you would like to read about my current dementia please procede to
the lower entries.
Lets see now Candy Kids Rule cause were always happy and there is far to much hate and
pain in the world to add to it. Be happy people cause if you don’t I’ll come over to your
house and kill you with kindness. *Hugs* for everyone. Just remember if you read my
Journal that I’m not actually crazy I just like acting that way cause it makes people
happy to laugh at me and I hope you get a chuckle outta my rants-o-crazyness.
"Have you hugged someone today?"
Me
I want my bro to get a job in Japan so I can go there and be a fan boy for a week.
Part 2:
Wow this is so old so all you attractive ladies out there check out the update. I’m single
and looking! Crap I hate this font not using all capital characters to write sucks ass. I
guess that’s cause that’s what I have to do at my job...
READ MY JOURNAL
It’s not like everyone elses who write about their lives. Mine is full of funny things
that I think up...
Well I draw pretty pictures on compy (I draft sub divisions) and ummmmm I need things to
spend it on... current list is:
Car
Booze
ummm....
Food
ummm....
Well that’s about it. Oh and I... Ask !nfinite he knows me well enough to tell people
about me.
That’s right Kai I’m leaving the rest of my profile up to you so I hope you don’t tell
people I’m like 4’2" and had my nose blown off in a unfortunate accident with
lightning bolt and the doctor who operated on me was drunk and ended sewing my nose on to
my ass and for some reason it started working again.
I hope you don’t tell people that.
... ummm... Go Esks!
*scraches head*
*Quickly* READ MY JOURNAL!
*Runs out the door*
Disclaimer: To anyone who may take offence to my Journal I am sorry. The things that I
write in there are made to be amusing. Please do not take any entry at face value.
Sometimes I go off on a tangent and can’t come back so I end it and post it even though I
don’t like the rant.
Note to people: Some of you who have just started talking to me may think. "WTF why
the hell is this guy on purerave so much, what does he have no life?" The answer to
this is yes I have no life but that is not why I amon purerave so much. I work an office
job and I am infront of a comuter for 8 to 9 hours a day. Plus then I take a bunch of work
home everynight to draft. So what the hell else am I sopposed to do. I won’t go on msn
because I feel that’s cheeting the company. So purerave it is.
PUTTY PUTTY PUTTY PUTTY PUTTY
Cause I can.
Bouncy to the music.
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and 6:00pm are null and void in a discussion that takes place outside this time frame.
Refrences can be made to them but Scott has the right to claim to have no memory of the
time in question. If you have any questions please see the ranting lunatics in the
customer service depatment.
This one journal entry is exempt from this policy.
This disclaimer is also applied when Scott is drinking.
Now what the hell was I think when I wrote all of this...
Oh yeah I wasn’t.
Life is complicated and anyone who thinks that it isn’t lives at home in their parents
basement in front of a computer.
*take a thrown iron in the knee*
(think about the last line for a second)
1: Someone saying "I need a beer" means Scott has a beer.
2: Scott has a beer means Scott has another beer.
3: Scott has 2 beer means Scott has 3 beer.
4: Scott has 3 beer means Scott has a beer in the shower
5: I have never drank so much beer in the shower in my life.
6: It’s fun to make fun of "Silent but deadly".
7: Frozen "Eggo’s" are not now nor shall the even be or have been items to throw
at people to try and hit them in the head.
8: Eggo’s that might be thrown in such a mannor have a tendency of knocking over beers or
smashing glasses instead of the desired effect.
9: Annoying/Angering Candice is now a sport to be taken up each day.
10: Farts are the funniest thing alive. Especally when they smell like something else.
No one will truly get all of these things except Boogers. Cheers. I’m on beer 3 a need to
take a shower soon.
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