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hey im josh, i live just 30 minutes north of edmonton, near a town called gibbons,i run
heavy equiptment on a road constuction crew, im a little overwieght, i wear glasses, but
have contacs, i just got out of a long term relationship, well theres alot more i could
tell u but then u woul;d be reading for and hour, so if u want 2 meet me give me a ring

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[x] I miss somebody right now.
[x] I don’t watch much TV these days.
[x] I love olives
[x] I love sleeping.
[] I own lots of books
[x] I wear glasses
[] I love to play basketball
[x] I’ve watched porn movies.
[] I have been in a threesome, but not sex.
[] I have had a psycho-ex in a past relationship.
[x] I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
[] I like and respect Al Sharpton.
[x] I curse frequently.
[x] I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
[x] I have a hobby.
[x] I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
[x] in my own way I’m really, really smart.
[x] I’ve never broken someone’s bones.
[x] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[] I hate the rain.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100%safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I love Sushi.
[x] Sometimes I talk really, really fast.
[] I have long hair.
[] I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
[x] I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
[x] I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
[] I have a twin.
[x] I have worn fake hair/fingernails/EYELASHES in the past
[] I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
[x] I like the way that I look sometimes.
[x] I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
[x] know how to cornrow.
[x] I am usually pessimistic.
[] I have a lot of mood swings.
[] I think prostitution should be legalized
[] I think Britney Spears is hot.
[] I have a hidden talent
[] I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
[] I think that I’m popular.
[] I have kissed someone of the same sex.
[x] I enjoy talking on the phone.
[] I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
[] I love to shop.
[] I would rather shop than eat!
[] I would classify myself as ghetto
[] I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
[]I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
[] I don’t hate anyone.
[] I’m a pretty good dancer.
[x] I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
[] I watch MTV on a daily basis.
[x] I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
[] I have never been in a real relationship before.
[x] I’ve rejected someone before.
[] I currently have a crush on someone.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I have changed a diaper before.
[] I’ve called the cops on a friend before
[] I bite my nails.
[] I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
[] I’m not allergic to anything
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[] I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
[x] I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s "xXx 2" movie.
[x] I am very shy around the opposite sex.( without liquid courage)
[] I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
[] I have at least 5 away messages saved.
[x] I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
[] I own the "South Park" movie.
[] I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal
[] When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
[] One of those neighbors was the same sex.
[x] I would die for my best friend
[] I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
[] I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
[] I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story"
[x] Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
[x] I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
[] I have dated a close friend’s ex
[x] I have cut my self before.
[x] I am happy at this moment.
[] I have killed at least one hobo.
[x] I am doing this wearing no socks.

(x) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
() I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
() I CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
() I BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I RODE IN A TAXI
() I HAD ANAL SEX (never said i liked it...
(x) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I HAD SEX
(x) I HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
() I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
() I HAVE BEEN FUCKED UP BY A BOY
(x) I SHOPLIFTED
(x) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I HAVE CHEATED ON A TEST
() I GOT COUGHT CHEATING ON A TEST
() I BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
() I HAD A THREESOME
(x) I SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
() I BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I PISSED ON MYSELF
() I HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
() I CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
() I WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(x) I LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
() I CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
() I BEEN TO EUROPE
(x) I SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER (not fucked we actually slept(it was a camp job and we shared
a bunk))
(x) I CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
() I HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
() I’VE BEEN MARRIED
() I HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
() I HAVE POSED NUDE
() I GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM

(x) I HAVE DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
(x) I HAVE BEEN ON TV
(x) I HAVE SNORTED SOMETHING
() I HAVE CHEATED ON ANYONE
() CHEATED ON MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
() I HAVE HAD SEX ON E
() HAD SEX WITH MY BOSS
() DATED MY ROOMMATE
() BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE EVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) THROWN UP IN A BAR
() SLEPT WITH AN EX