LIVE LYFE BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY NOT BY HOW MANY BREATHS YOU TAKE.
"LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Justin
-- Birth date: 8-3
-- Birthplace: Olathe KS
-- Hair Color: dark brown
-- Height: 6’2"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign:LEO, ILL KICK UR ASS
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: germanish scotish ireish kinda
-- The shoes you wore today: rebox
-- Your weakness:HALLEY
-- Your fears: being alone, having no purpose
-- Your perfect pizza: meat lovers hell ya
-- Goal you’d like to achieve: to get her back
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: SEXAY
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Will she call today? IM HUGRY
-- Your best physical feature: RIPPLING BOD HA
-- Your bedtime: when i see my eyelids
-- Your most missed memory: my exgirlfriend
-- Your most favorite movies: anchorman, Spun, Stigmata, the Jacket, The machinist, just
friends, waiting, invincible
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: water, H2O
-- McDonald’s or Burger King: Mc'y D's
-- Single or group dates: either
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee, I LIKE MY COFFE LIKE I LIKE MY WOMEN with sugar and a
spoon in them>
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: not anymore
-- Cuss: try to strain away from it But it happens
-- Sing:when ever i feel the need to
-- Take a shower everyday: 1 to 2 a day
-- Have a crush: she is always my crush
-- Do you think you’ve been in love: yes.
-- Want to go to college: K-STATE, rockhurst
-- Like(d) high school: love every min. got to make the best of things
-- Want to get married: sum day
-- Believe in yourself: every now and again
-- Get motion sickness: nope
-- Think you’re attractive: heck yes
-- Think you’re a health freak: anything but
-- Get along with your parent(s): just one
-- Like thunderstorms: LOVE EM gorgeous
-- Play an instrument: drums
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: not for about two years now
-- Smoked:last time was about 5 months ago
-- Done a drug: ya but who really hasnt
-- Had Sex: 4 times,
life time:around 30-40 times not to many
-- Made Out: couldnt tell u how many times
-- Gone on a date: 4
-- Gone to the mall?: quiet often
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: not for a long time now
-- Eaten sushi: no.
-- Been on stage: ya
-- Been dumped: ya but its all good
-- Gone skating: no but hoping to
-- Made homemade cookie: to easy, im a dang good cook Three years of training
-- Gone skinny dipping: no but i would
-- Dyed your hair: not yet
--Stolen anything: nope
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:not for a long time now
-- Been caught "doing something": yes
-- Been called a tease: a lot here l8ly
-- Gotten beaten up: no one really mess'es with me
-- Shoplifted: ya
-- Changed who you were to fit in: i dont change for nobody
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: undecided
-- Numbers and Names of Children: undecided
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: doesnt matter where as long as its a gurl i love
-- How do you want to die: in love, brutally, or in deep sleep
-- Where you want to go to college: K-STATE, rockhurst
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: criminologist
-- What country would you most like to visit: Canada,
LAYER NINE:
In a girl..
-- Best eye color? blue, BRIGHT GREEn
-- Best hair color? dont matter
-- Short or long hair:either one
- height: as long as u aint taller than me
-- Best weight: weight dont matter to me gurl
-- Best articles of clothing: wat eva she wants
-- Best first date location: ihopXP
-- Best first kiss location: neck
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: uhhh....alot, lost count
-- # of people I could trust with my life: 5
--#of CDs that I own: 70+
--# of piercings: 4
-- # of tattoos: none
-- # of scars on my body: uhhh....alot, probably 8 or 9
-- # of things in my past that I regret: theres one or two
}}}I borrowed that from bitemebetty. lov ya always thanx{{{
"Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen
or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more
joy than any material possession could."
- Barbara De Angelis
102 Things Not to Say During Sex
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1.But everybody looks funny naked!
2.You woke me up for that?
3.Did I mention the video camera?
4.Do you smell something burning?
5.(in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is
dead...
6.Try breathing through your nose.
7.A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
8.Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9.Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10.But whipped cream makes me break out.
11.Person 1: This is your first time..right?
12.Person 2: Yeah.. today
13.(in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room
rents by the Hour!
14.Can you please pass me the remote control?
15.Do you accept Visa?
16.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
17.On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
18.And to think I was really trying to pick up
your friend!
19.So much for mouth-to-mouth.
20.(using body paint) Try not to leave any
stains, okay?
21.Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
22.(holding a banana) It's just a little trick I
learned at the zoo!
23.Do you get any premium movie channels?
24.Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
25.(preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But
I just steam-cleaned this couch!
26.Got any penicillin?
27.But I just brushed my teeth...
28.Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
29.I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
30.I want a baby!
31.So much for the fulfillment of sexual
fantasies!
32.(in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the
work?
33.Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
34.Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
35.I think you have it on backwards.
36.When is this supposed to feel good?
37.Put that blender back in the kitchen where it
belongs!
38.You're good enough to do this for a living!
39.Is that blood on the headboard?
40.Did I remember to take my pill?
41.Are you sure I don't know you from
somewhere?
42.I wish we got the Playboy channel...
43.That leak better be from the waterbed!
44.I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
45.But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
46.Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
47.If you quit smoking you might have more
endurance..
48.No, really... I do this part better myself!
49.It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
50.This would be more fun with a few more
people..
51.You're almost as good as my ex!
52.Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
53.Is that you I smell or is it your mattress
stuffed with rotten potatoes?
54.You look younger than you feel.
55.Perhaps you're just out of practice.
56.You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
57.They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
58.Now I know why he/she dumped you...
59.Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
60.You give me reason to conclude that foreplay
is overrated.
61.What tampon?
62.Have you ever considered liposuction?
63.And to think, I didn't even have to buy you
dinner!
64.What are you planning to make for breakfast?
65.I have a confession...
66.I was so horny tonight I would have taken a
duck home!
67.Are those real or am I just behind the times?
68.Were you by any chance repressed as a
child?
69.Is that a hanging sculpture?
70.You'll still vote for me, won't you?
71.Did I mention my transsexual operation?
72.I really hate women who actually think sex
means something!
73.Did you cum yet, dear?
74.I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
75.A good plastic surgeon can take care of that
in no time!
76.Does this count as a date?
77.Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like
you!
78.Hic! I need another beer for this please.
79.I think biting is romantic, don't you?
80.Q: You can cook, too right?
A: Whaddaya think I'm doin'?
81.When would you like to meet my parents?
82.Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about
someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
83.Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
84.Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good
with names.
85.Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
86.(in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a
few phone calls?
87.I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven
off. Do you have a light?
88.Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a
Doberman.
89.Sorry but I don't do toes!
90.You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
91.Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said
NO!
92.Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
93.I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The
Enquirer".
94.So that's why they call you Mr. Flash!
95.My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
96.Is this a sin too?
97.I've slept with more women than Wilt
Chamberlain!
98.Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
99.Long kisses clog my sinuses...
100.Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
101.How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
102.You mean you're NOT my blind date?
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