lollipops.champagne.fruitsand vegetables.tommy lee.lip gloss.big sun hats.johnny
knoxville. beer.classic rock.swimming in lakes.dreaming.fast
cars.chapstick.flip-cup.sweeping.driving.kissing.candy necklaces.japanese food.seeing
people i havent seen in ages.imagining.drawing nothing on things and
people.cowboys.dressing up.rosy
cheeks.cappucinos.maryjane.muskoka.cuddling.juice.thunderstorms.the way people look at
others.having a boyfriend.jello shooters.travel.suspenders.dancing.knowing the words to
every song.lemon water.my family.smell of rain.french
toast.Q-tips.PSB's.dandelions.disney.horses and trail rides.popsicles.big hair.holding
hands.different languages.paydays.feeling like a million dollars.
When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you that way.
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile - I will know you've finally had Sex.
When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every
chance I get.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
When you are confused - I will use only little words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because you
are my friend.
...*lets.do.some.living.after.we.die*...
-->How can you say that drugs are bad? they've taught an entire american generation the
metric system!<-- hehehehe
You Know You're Addicted to Smoking When...
You put scotch tape on a broken one.
You only smoke half of the cigarette so you can start on the next one sooner.
A big white truck with the picture of a camel rolls up to your house twice a week with
your supply of smokes.
You are considering changing your name to Malboro.
You smoke in the shower.
You've convinced yourself that second-hand smoke is not harmful if you inhale really
really deeply.
Your children are named: Winston, Philip Morris and Misty.
R.J. Reynolds sends you a Christmas card.
You're waiting for the last few pews to become a designated smoking area before you'll go
back to church.
People invite you outside to admire the stars, and it's daytime.
Every time you light up a cigarette your family stops, drops and rolls.
Your family's Christmas wish list consists of gas masks, fire extinguishers and air
fresheners.
You have an environmental awareness group protesting on your lawn.
Your family goes to Los Angeles for fresh air.
Your friends have named their secondhand smoke related coughs after me.
Your cat has taken to wearing "The Patch"
Your family uses fog horns to navigate around you.
Just watching the 400 metre race during the Olympics makes you tired.
The local iron lung dealer sends you their product brochures.
Phillip Morris sends you their annual report and thanks you for your help.
You recently read somewhere that your former cigarette manufacturer went out of business
shortly after you switched to a new brand.
Your doctor [excitedly] asks for your permission to use your lung x-rays at his next
"Quit Smoking" seminar.
You take baths because the shower puts 'em out
Your nickname at work is "Breakroom."
You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national
anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to
get home but you don't care.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the
popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on
the counter.
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You sell your car for gas money
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray
and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get
home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said
"Yep."
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
i'm allready making excuses not to go to your funeral-simpsons HAHAHA
*what you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful*
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...just.u.and.me.all.else.is.nothing...
LAYER ONE:
Name: Jade Alexander
-- Birth date: June 15th
-- Birthplace: Barrie... i know right? born n rasied in muskoka tho!
-- Hair Color: Blonde baby!
-- Height: 5'4 - 5'5
-- Righty or Lefty: lefty... lol i hate it my hand gets messy with ink..
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: was born here but am 1/2 american and im italian, irish english welsh,
native...u know..all that jazz..
-- The shoes you wore today: birks...
-- Your weakness: beautiful smiles.
-- Your signifigant other: you! lol jkz... you could be a freak... lol!
-- Your fears: roller coasters...bridges...and being alone when im older.
-- Your perfect pizza:one from italy... or pizza pizzas chicken bruschetta...yummm
-- Goal: too many... but becomes someone after university.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: lol....thats pretty much what i say...but i really do
laugh!
-- Your thoughts first waking up: not this shyt again!
-- Your best physical feature: i unno...i liek my stomach a lot... n i think i have a cute
lil bum
-- Your bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep.
-- Your most missed memory: Everything that was good.
-- Memory to look forward to: My house and car, kids and husband.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI? EWWW!!! COKE ALLLLLLL THE WAY!
-- McDonald’s or Burger King: McDicks. EX EMPLOYEE! lol
-- Single or group dates: group dates, things dont get that awkward...
-- Adidas or Nike: doesn't do much for me..
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: again...ice tea is ice tea...except brisk is grosse.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Both but a cappucino is very tasty...a treal one not this tim
hortons nonsence.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: yea... im quitting as we speak.
-- Cuss: Fuck yeah.
-- Sing: Nope, well not in front of ne one.
-- Have a crush: i always have a crush!
-- Do you think you’ve been in love: i dont beleive in love.
-- Want to go to college: uni next fall!
-- Like(d) high school: loved it? well not all but lots of it!
-- Want to get married:one day.
-- Believe in yourself: Always.
-- Get motion sickness: no...
-- Think you’re attractive: i dont think im ugly?
-- Think you’re a health freak: sometimes, wouldn't go as far as saying freak but i do eat
healthy food a lot.
-- Like thunderstorms: love em!
-- Play an instrument:piano, violin, used to play drums and tried guitar...love music.
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes?
-- Smoked: Yes?
-- Done a drug: no....YES.
-- Had Sex: nah im a virgin.... or so i say...
-- Made Out: Yes?
-- Gone on a date: Yes?
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No.don't fancy em much..
-- Eaten sushi: Yes. i love it!
-- Been on stage:
, do you know who you're asking? yes!
-- Been dumped: no...
-- Gone skating: Thats all i ever did, it was my life...but not ne more... so no.
-- Made homemade cookies: well not in the past month but i ussually do.
-- Gone skinny dipping: my fave! but not in the past month...
-- Winter skinny dipping: not yet but i will...i have before and will again!
-- Dyed your hair: HA! thats all i did when i got bored...i've calmed down now.
-- Stolen anything: no.... i hate thiefs...
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: ?who hasn't?
-- Been caught "doing something": Yes.
-- Been called a tease: probably, my most common nickname...
-- Gotten beaten up: once or twice.-- Shoplifted: once.lip gloss, just to see if i could
do it... felt so bad wanted to take it back, almost did.
-- Changed who you were to fit in:i dont do that.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Whenever it happens.
-- Numbers and Names of Children:3, and i can't tell people steal my names as is.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Anything beautiful, and not tacky.
-- How do you want to die: After I've lived a life I can have people remember me more than
just a waste of life...
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Successful.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Everywhere, except dirty areas where pakis
live... and then all the rest liek iraq n iran...like who needs to go there ne ways...
LAYER NINE:
In a guy...
-- Best eye color? green, or brown sumthin dark.
-- Best hair color? Dark ussually, blonde sumtimes.
-- Short or long hair:As long as it looks good and isn't greasy, then ne thing.
-- height: Taller, WAY taller then me.
-- Best weight: ne thing? depends on height...
-- Best articles of clothing: sumthin trendy.
-- Best first date location: ne thing but dinner and a movie.
-- Best first kiss location: ne where, as long as its not too tacky.
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: Way too many to count.
-- # of people I could trust with my life: few.
-- # of CDs that I own: i unno? who asks things like this?
-- # of piercings: Currently:9.
-- # of tattoos: none yet.
-- # of scars on my body: i unno, sum small, sum big.
-- # of things in my past that I regret: Drugs.
A - Age you lost your virginity? - im a virgin!...ok 15...
B - Band listening to right now? - blondie...heck yes!
C - Dream car? - ferrari enzo... or ill settle for a porsche carrero GT... lol
D - Dads name? - bill...but who cares?
E - Easiest person to make laugh? - megan,calvin,greg,i unno i ussually do make people
laugh pretty easily.
F - Food you miss most? - crepes...yummmm...
G - Any encounters with ghosts? - yep
H - Person most hated at the moment? - i hate everyone so...
I - Interesting unknown fact about yourself? -i onec hada tail...lmao!!IM KIDDING..umm..i
made up a secret word when i was younger and only 2 people know what it is.
J - The first letter of the last person who broke your heart? M
L - Do you love anyone right now?myself, i'm the only one who can always make me happy and
support myself and respect myself...other than that i dotn beleive in love.
K - Kissing with eyes opened or closed? - Closed..eyes open is weird....
L - Last time you did LSD? - about a year ago, i swear im good!
M - Most memorable moment you can think of - day i celebrated my one year.
N - Nicknames? - christ...u want me to name them all? Tink,Pornstar,Jaded,Jadey babey,
j.j,A.T Red,money J,boobs,Cock Tease, CC,shorty,legs,minnie mouse,Helvetica,bitch,Blondie
and Barbie and im sure more..
O - Do you like Oral? - engh...nothing special..
P - Poison of choice? -im a good girl... HA..
Q - The last quote you heard - "I fuck you everytime i close my eyes" LMAO
R - What are you allergic to? - Nothing
T - Time you woke up? - 7?
U - Fav. pair of shoes? - italian boots
V - Vegetable you hate most? - brusselsprouts...and cabbage both smell like sweaty
pakis..
W - What are you the most afraid of? - ants...
X - rated love life - bouncin
Y - Year of most memories- all
Z - Zodiac sign? - gemini
You know you're a 90's kid if... ?
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
YOU'VE WORN SKORTS AND FELT STYLISH
YOU YEARNED TO BE PART OF THE BABY-SITTERS CLUB ?You use to love playing with your MY
Little Pet Shop
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How
Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs ?You got super excited
when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. ?You wanted to change your name
to "JEM" in kindergarten ?You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" ?You have pondered why
Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. ?You still get
the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be
together.
You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates [weren't inline
skates invented in 80's?] ?You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide <-- CRAZINESS!
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down ?" Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all
dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back,
back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE
ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE" he jumped so
high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth
of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end
of the elephants show ow ow ?also the little C-C-C bird one?
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY
Little Wonder"
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and or collected "Pogs”
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank"
brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your
eyes. ?You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack. ?You know the Macarena by heart…
Talk to the hand" ...enough said
You thought Brain would finally take over the world ?You always said, "Then why don't
you marry it!"
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