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Iraq
its finallly cooled off enough to be bearable its in the 70's durring the day and
mostly this plase is just a really big litterbox
gf is 65000 miles away with all my friends and family
only good thing is that i should be home for good in the spring but that like everything
else in the army is subject to change
hoping that everyone decides that war sucks and we all can go home

so i was wondering if me being here is for a reason or is it just crappy karma or
something cause this sucks
its hot
the food sucks
it's dirty
this country smells bad
people are trying to kill me and my friends
i miss home
i can’t drink rave or even really relax
i haven’t had sex in 6 months
i haven’t seen my real friends in 6 months
it really sucks here

but on the lighter side i can do things here that would get me arested and thrown in
jail back home thats a plus




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