| Bio: |
I have an amazing boyfriend his name is Chris and I'm madly in love. He is what makes me,
me.
"It is great to be misunderstood" Albert Enstien
My friends are everything to me and there is nothing I wouldn't do for them.
I'm easy to talk to and if you talk to me I will of course respond. So don't be afraid to
talk to me.
I am not gothic or close to it. Im me and I hope you like me if not thats cool it just
didnt work. I hate when people judge me by my name on here so ask before you judge
This was part of a poem written by spacehippy
I took this because it best describes me
shes always been broken.
as most of us are.
she put on a good front,
hiding her pain is what she was best at.
Just becasue someone is named your 'friend' doesn't mean that they will be there for you.
That is a horrible misconception that is mistaken everyday. It takes a truely extrodinary
person to be there for someone and help them through a hard time.
I was born in Berlin Germany and will go back when I'm 18 yay! Unless I find the love of
my life and he wants to stay in America.
you can message me on aim: jayson3589
Im really into sports i play softball,soccer, volleyball,basketball,im a wrestling
manager, play football with my brothers, and i paintball if you concider that a sport
This is me in a nutshell if you want to know more just ask
-Jay
I think I need to find some new peeps to hang out with
THE DESCRIPTION / INFO
~*~Name-Jessica
~*~Nicknames-Jay
~*~Piercings-4 2 in each ear
~*~Hair color– redish copper color normally brown
~*~Eyes– hazel
~*~Height-5’4
~*~Weight– 130
~*~Hobbies-talking to people, shopping, friends, parties, hanging out at black jack
~*~Siblings-4 brothers 1 sister
~*~Pets- a dog
THE FAVS
~*~Fav bands– perfect shade
~*~Fav album– ummmm.....
~*~Fav color– black and orange
~*~Fav food– food is bad
~*~fav drink--pepsi
~*~Fav candy-smarties
~*~Fav place to be- a mall
~*~Fav TV show-the oc
~*~Fav cartoon- to many to list
~*~Fav movie– cabin fever great comedy and the origanal and remake of the Texas Chainsaw
~*~Fav quotes- Its great to be misunderstood
THE IFS
:x:If I were a month I would be: July
:x:If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
:x:If I were a time of day I would be:3:00pm
:x:If I were a direction I would be:East
:x:If I were a piece of furniture I would be:an entertainment center
:x:If I were a liquid I would be: molasses
:x:If I were a tree, I would be:????? wtf
:x:If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Rose
:x:If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunny
:x:If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Dragon
:x:If I were a musical instrument, I would be: i have no idea
:x:If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
:x:If I were a sound, I would be:?
:x:If I were a car, I would be:nova
:x:If I were a song, I would be: ?????
:x:If I were a food, I would be: something german
:x:If I were a place, I would be: Germany
:x:If I were a material, I would be: leather
:x:If I were a taste, I would be: vanilla
:x:If I were a scent, I would be: vanilla
:x:If I were a religion, I would be:one that lasts forever
:x:If I were a body part, I would be: hand (that does great things)
:x:If I were a subject in school, I would be: Physical Education
:x:If I were a cartoon character, I would be: spongebob
:x:If I were a shape, I would be: circle
:x:If I were a number, I would be:10
JUST MORE THINGS TO KNOW
:x: Describe your dream house:a house
:x: If you could only have one sense, which would you chose?: sound
:x: Your most recent accomplishment:Winning a fight
:x: You are currently crushing on: soemone
:x: The way to a man/woman’s heart : ??????
:x: What’s the last TV show you saw?: dont member
:x: How long are you in the shower?: longer than 30 min.
:x: What makeup items do you wear?:eye liner, eye shadow, foundation, and yeah
x: Who do you hate?: prepps
:x: Who hates you?: lots of people
:x: If you could change something about yourself, what would you change? almost
everything
something??
:x: Who was the last person to say I love you to you?: I don't know
:x: Who is the nicest person you know?: ?
:x: What is the meaning of life?: theres is no meaning you live you die...
:x: What do you have in your purse/wallet right now?: money, pics, licence, paycheck, umm
someones #
:x: Who can you trust all your secrets with:me
:x: If you could change your name what would it be: my original birth name jaysan
:x: Do you walk around naked when nobodys home: close but no
:x: How many times a week do you use the phone: holy shit umm a lot every day
:x: Do you like anyone right now (opposite sex-wise): Denver
:x: Biggest Regret: oh shit to many
:x: Do you wanna wrestle: oh hells yeah
:x: Spell your first name backwards – yaj
:x: The story behind your user name- an inside joke between my friends
:x: Where do you live- my house
:x: tattoos = zero but im gettin one
:x: shoe size = 8.5 to a 9
:x: length of hair = long with layers and highlights
Have you ever...
.:Been so drunk you passed out: of course
.: Put a body part on fire for amusement:yes
.:Been hurt emotionally: lots
.:Cried over someone of the opposite sex: yes
.:Been arrested: yes
.:Wanted to tell someone you loved them: when i want to i do!
.:Kept a secret from everyone: who hasn’t?
.:Wanted to hook up with a friend: yeah
.:Had a crush on a teacher: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwww
.:Been on stage: hell no
.:Stole a car: no
.:Been regretful of something: lots
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle,
over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it,
but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that
his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live
even
though it meant that he would die.
Makes u say:
If there’s anyone you love this much, re-post this!!!!
~Things to do at walmart~
teepee as much of the store as you can
dress and redress manniquins as you see fit
play soccor
play football
test-drive bikes....out of the store
steal a walmart vest and make an announcement over the PA system
try to ring up your own items before the cashier does
walk around in a long coat, humming the james bond theme song
talk to yourself....loudly
turn all the radios on the polka(or country) station at full volume
hold a seance next to the cash registers
try to climb the pop display
hide in the clothes racks and grab peoples ankles who try to take the clothes off the
rack
barricade yourself in a tent in the middle of the store and tell people that the world is
ending
place filled carts at stategic areas throughout the store
follow 10 ft. behind people from the time that they come into the store until they leave
as people leave, place more items in their basket so the alarm goes off
throw randow(soft!!!!) items into aisles adjacent to yours, and listen for the screams
put "wet floor" signs on carpeted areas
rearrange cds to your own special alphabet
have cart races up and down aisles
juggle the big bouncy balls from the toy section
bring a pillow and blanket and try to spend the night
go up to an employee, whisper"code three in housewares" see what happens
ask if they give haircuts
ask if you can buy a shopping cart
challenge other customers to duels with tubes of wrapping paper
get a group of friends and some lawn chairs and sit in the entertainment department and
watch an entire movie together; bring popcorn
take items from other people's baskets and add them to yours
dress up as a power ranger
make up an item and ask new employees if they have any in stock(Ex. "Do you have any
shneeps?"
put a pack of skittles on layaway
repeat everything the store-clerks tell you
roll cans of soup down the aisles
say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
strategically scatter those novelty dog poops throughout the store and wait for some to
announce "cleanup on aisle ..." then yell "BAD FLUFFY!"
switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom.
take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs.
the X-Men
try to fly on a broom. if anyone asks what you are doing tell them in a very annoyed
voice, "the brooms don't work!"
leave confusing messages on the typewriters/computers
make signs boycotting walmart, stand outside the store waving them
go up to an employee and ask why they think people actually buy their crap anyways
bring a camera and say that you need an interview from the manager because youre doing
adocumentary on america's worst walmarts |
