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Login:	penzonzo
Role:	Regular
Mood:	Amused - Mood history
Real Name:	penny
Gender:	Female
Status:	Attached & not looking
Location:	Brampton, Ontario, Canada
Birthdate:	Jun 20, 1985, I'm 23 and a Gemini
My +Buddies:	!!!!!!Bass_Bitch, !!!!!!ishtvan, !!!!!V!!!!!, !!!!Aimez!!!!, !!Lushy!!, !Renegade!, Erk, b4_mytime, BoB_TuRkeE, bre-x-fraud, burnout!, chadwicks, Dj_CrAzY, DougFunnie, Dr.Phil, j_d_4_fu, kerwin, Kronikstar, libra13, ravergurl4u, s2001, Scuba_Steve, ~Goddess~
+Buddy Of:	!!!!!!Bass_Bitch, !!!!!!ishtvan, !!!!!V!!!!!, !!!!Aimez!!!!, !!Lushy!!, Erk, .x.Shadow.x., 420fucktard, AngiePangy, b4_mytime, burnout!, chadwicks, dee1799, Dj_CrAzY, DougFunnie, Dr.Phil, jonnyfive, kerwin, Kronikstar, larsond05, Lays1, mikeys_mom, ravergurl4u, rents, s2001, smitty., solidsnake332, tiamo, yager, ~Goddess*~
Bio:	"A Self Proclaimed Canadian JackAss" /\ __/...\__ ___..\............/..___ \....\_\......../_/..../ \......................../ /_..................._\ /_________\ \|__\| \|__\| Proud to be Canadian Party Harty Rock-N-Roll Drink A Micky Smoke A Bowl We Are Stoners We Got Class Fuck With Us, We’ll Kick Your Ass For All Those "Preps" who Think Their Cool Think Again, Cause Stoners Rule. FUcK yOu ............../´¯/) ........................(\¯’\ ..........,/¯../ / ..........................\\¯..\ ........./... / / .............................\\....\ ..../´¯/’ ’/´¯¯.’·¸ ...................,;’¯¯\’...’.\¯’\ ./’/.../..../ .....:^.¨¯\ ............./¯"’\\’’...\....\..’\’\ (’(...´...´. ... ¯_/’...’/ ............\’..’\_¯..’...’....)’) \............ .....’...../ ...............\......................./ .’\’...\ .... ...... _.·´ .................)._........./...’/ ...\........ ......( .......................)............../ ....\.... ..........\ ..................../.............../............. Here are some quotes that I like... Best Quote ever!!:"My cats breathe smells like cat food!" "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty" Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no body wants to die "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." "I’ve made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark." "Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs." "I always keep a supply of drugs handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." "Theres not many perfect things in this world, but this blanket is one of them"~ash I’m not much of a poet, but here I go... Roses are red violets are blue If I had a truck I’d run over you me-Is today monday friend-Naw penny, today is tuesday me-Oh, well thank god its not monday I always tell the truth, Even when I lie! "Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you!" I’ve done so many things, yet accomplished nothing... I’ve gone so many places, yet ended up nowhere... -me my cracker just cracked-me Were here for a good time not a long time so have a good time the sun can’t shine eveyday -trooper "Never be afriad to try anything new; remember, professionals built the Titanic, and amatures built the ark." The future is based on the actions you make today I have a new tooth brush Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well. My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips A fun night on shrooms Ash-"is this what dying feels like?" Me- "I hope so" Life is one big question When your staring at the clock and the answer is always waiting at the liquor store 40 Oz to freedom so i take that walk Next weekend on better shrooms "I change my mind, i Hope THIS is what dying feels like" Lifes to short to be afraid take a pill to numb the pain you don’t have to take the blame "all dressed up and no where to go, shit my life sucks" i'm not crazy... i am perfectly sane.. in fact i am prolly more sane than most of the insane ppl out there "My broken heart makes me smile" I will endure all this subhuman driveling shit with a smile "Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy." "I think to much I think" -me "In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on." "I don’t want my brain to explode! I got to stop learning... I got to start drinking more beer!!!!" -me The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you When it is dark enough, you can see the stars The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. "You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves. "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself." The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. "The soul that is within me no man can degrade." "freedom is just another word for nothing left to loose" -janis joplin Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway? "Oh my god. Brian, there's a message in my alphabits. It says "oooo." .... "Peter, those are Cheerios." - Family Guy "Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy." "without the bitter, the sweet ain’t as sweet" I'd rather be hated for who i am, then loved for who I am not" insides and outsides are co-dependant upon each other for existance -micheal "This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us" -futurama I’m responsible enuff to know that I’m irresponsible me "Games don’t affect kids. If Pacman affected us as children, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music!" "Weed - 'cause your friends really aren't that funny" "nothing siginificant will ever become of our existance when compared to the beauty of all else that is" -Me speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speach you will ever regret I hate every second tuesday -me I guess i'm a humpty Dumpty Numpty -me "Time is never wasted, when your wasted all the time" Eat you Weedies, chock full of vitamins T, H, and C! Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it "Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year." Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they look beautiful. "the only thing i know, is that i know nothing" "Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken then to hurt yourself trying to put it back together." "You see, i have wandered from the road. I followed a sign that said shortcut, and now i find myself here." "It happens," said the farmer."More often than you might suppose" -The hollow chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse A Good Friend Will Bail You Out Of Jail But A Best Friend Will Be There With You Saying, "Damn That Was Fun!" "nothing exists outside the moment" me "I wish i were a cat" ash "why?" me "cuz then i could walk on tables and stuff" [green]we should all be doing a lot of stuff were not, and not be doing a lot of stuff that we are -me "hold on officer i dropped my beer" tv is like the lazy man's video game... you stare at a screen, but you don't have to move your fingers im an emotional girl, I can’t help myself. Sometime I laugh, sometimes I cry, sometimes I do both and I don’t know why "15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesnt show, then u owe me owe me owe" -Jay and silent Bob Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." "Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, she would never have been able to find these words." well that's you, you get malaria goin to the convenience store -what b4my time said to me about my constant colds... 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