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just ask and find out

here is a good little joke for everyone

can you help me?

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One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, one of our female employees
flagged me down and asked for help.

"My floppy drive won't work, can you help me?"

I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I found shredded up
clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive.

While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and digging out the plastic,
I noticed two guys in the corner of the office trying awful hard to keep a straight face.

Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got into the drive.

"Oh, you mean the condom!"

"Condom???"

"Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my disk before
inserting it, to prevent catching viruses"

By this point John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could do to keep from joining
them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5" plastic sleeve.

I delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played and she shouldn't do
that anymore, then she asked in a dead-serious voice:

"Does that mean I don't have to stroke it ten times or blow on it either?"

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