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Robin Willams quotes
"God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run
both at the same time."

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the
furniture."

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus."

"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a
gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop
again.""

"We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your
cities."

"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28
days."

"Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning
“bloodsucking creatures”."

"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White
House."

"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."

"I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out."

"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through
his wallet."

"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."



Ok something funny. I forgot who said it...

I got tired of losing all of the time, so I renamed out team off constantly. That way when
they won they would run around shouting "We won! We beat off constanly, we beat off
constantly!" lol...