| Bio: |
A deversified,multi-cultural,
post-modern deconstructionist,
politicaly, anatomically and ecologically incorrect,
I've been uplinked and downloaded,
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech low life.
A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art,
Bi-costal multi-tasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new-wave but old-school,
My inner child is outward-bound.
I'm a hot wired, heat-seeking
cold-hearted customer;
voice activated and bio-degradable.
I interface with my database;
My datbase is in cyberspace;
So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive
And from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eightball, ahead of the curve,
ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet,
pushin the envelope.
I'm in the moment,on the edge
over the top but under the radar.
I wish I could tell power lies.
I wish I could wear power ties.
i take power naps and run victory laps
I'm a non believer,
I'm an over achiever;
Laid-back and fashion-forward
Up-front down-home;
Low-rent, high maitenance.
I'm super-sized, long last'n
High-definition, fast acting,
oven ready and built to last.
I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.
I've been pre-washed,pre-cooked, pre-heated,
pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged.
Post-dated, freeze-dried, doubl-wrapped,
and vacuum-packed.
I party-hearty, and lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hangin' in, there aint no doubt;
and I'm hangin'tough
over and out |
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