[green]I used to rave. not so much anymore. wana start hitten them up again but life is a
little over crazzy from constant partying just here in Guelph[green/]
[purple]Full name: Martin Augustus Conway
born in:Guelph General Hospital
Religous background:Chatholic (non practising)
Addictions:cigarets, weed, booze/beer & just being fucked up in general really
Ethnicity: Dutch!
+Hair|brown & pink
+Eyes|brown
+Height|5"10 ish???
+Body Type|pretty thin and outa shape honestly
+Weight|138 ish.
+Sexual Orientation|everyone is beautiful to me (except ugly people)
+Nationality|Canadian!!
+Personality|I'm a pleaser. I'm not happy unless those around me are, unless ur one of
those people I want to cause pain to!
+Piercings| used to have 2 but they're gone
+Tattoos|0
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?: this girl who I love that is kinda toying with me
emotionally wether its on purpose or not it still pisses me off!
2. What is your weapon of choice?: any one of my knifes are osume but I have resently
gotten a beautiful straight razor and a police issue extendo-bat(don't ask were it came
from)
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: in certain surcum stances (ie. way the
fuck bigger than me and about to kill me)
4. How about of the same sex?: all the time
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: there are always people angry
with me over my drinking and shit so any random family member or friend
6. What is your pet peeve: people who always have an outlandish story that is obviously
fake to over do the story you just told..
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: i will prob not let it go in my
head but I always act like shits kool (ei. I bottle EVERYTHING up)
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time?:
tell someone my serious problems that need attention.
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?: a long time ago I ate to many mushrooms and
had a really bad trip, I went to sleep once I started coming down and I slept for
20hours.
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t: Cherin. its been way to
long.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: cleaning my trashed old house (we were but it
didn't take all fucking day)
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through ?: tons of times(thats so
sad)
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:this morning when I went for a long
as bike ride.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: i actaully got
up the first time today.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: fuckin to many to pick from.
2. Meat eater?: when I eat, FUCK YA MEAT!!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?: ran
away from home when I was 14 for a week and in that time drank over $2,000 worth of booze
about 3 people.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: i sort of have an eating disorder but am
learnign to over come it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:spicy or salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?:
Steven's cat!!! i wana kill it so bad and i guess eating sounds good to.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: lol alot
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: a fucking lot
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender
of
choice during a normal conversation?: hell yeah!
4. Have you "done it"?: who doesn't?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: i real like
womens hips!
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: i wish!!
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: well it was my choice to get
tested but ya. YOU ALL SHOULD!!
GREED
1. How many ...credit cards do you own?:none
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?: i dont feel guilty
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: alot of fucking things....
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Hell yes!
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Klepto
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: dunno
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of?:finishing high school
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: probly same
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: raise children
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:not at all
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than
all the other competitors?:video games!
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: yeah
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?: got a new job and called that chick back
after blowign her off last night.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends’ would you most want to have for your
own?
atryke
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: huh?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: David Bowie or Wally
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: yeah
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: all the time
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: morals and
a concous
7. Do you wish you’d come up with this ...survey?: no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: FUCKIN LUST BABY!!
x. pets= my cat Ren(Ren and Stimpy reference intended)
x. tv show you’ve watched= way the fuck to many!!!!!
x. have a bf or gf?= nope
x. you have a crush on someone? =love someone
x. you wish you could live with someone else? =hell ya!
x. you think about suicide? = all the time
x. others find you attractive?=according to others!
x. you want more piercings? = ya
x. you drink? = cutting back but ya for sure
x. you like cleaning? = sometimes
x. you do drugs? = not so much anymore
x. you like roller coasters?=YES
x. you write in cursive or print? = print
FOR OR AGAINST
x. long distance relationships= only for a very short time
x. using someone= in the right cercumstances
x. suicide= same as above^^
x. killing people= for
x. teenage smoking= for
x. doing drugs= only if u can handle doing them ressponsibly. dont become an addict
x. premarital sex= SO FOR!!
x. gay/ lesbian relationships= I LOVE GAYS!!
x. soap operas= I LOVE DAWSONS CREEK!!!
x. bands= music=life
HAVE YOU...
x. ever cried over a girl/boy= hasnt everyone?
x. ever lied to someone= much too much
x. ever been in a fist fight= mhm.
x.ever been arrested= yes
WHAT...
x. shampoo do you use= you gota change it up all the time to get diff. vitemins from diff
brands
x. shoes you wear= lots!!
x.What are you scared of= my self mostly
NUMBER...
x. of times you had your heart broken= to many
x. of hearts u’ve broken= a few
x. of continents u’ve live in= one
x. of drugs taken illegally= much too much
x. of drug types= most!
x. of people i would classify as true, could trust with your life friends= a couple
x. of people u count as enemies= to many
x. of people u’ve stayed in contact with from high school = a good sized hand full
x. of things in my past that i regret? almost everything
X for Everythin ive done....
(X)BEEN DRUNK
(X) SMOKED POT
(X) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(_) BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) RODE IN A TAXI
(X) HAD ANAL SEX
(X) BEEN IN LOVE
(X) HAD SEX
(X) HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) BEEN DUMPED
(X) SHOPLIFTED
(X) BEEN FIRED
(X) IN A FIST FIGHT
( ) HAD A THREESOME
(X)SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
(X) BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) BEEN ARRESTED
(X) MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
( ) WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) BEEN TO EUROPE
(X) SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(_) HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(_) BEEN MARRIED
(x) HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(x) POSED NUDE
( ) GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(X) DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
(x) BEEN ON TV
(X) SNORTED ANYTHING
(X) SEX IN THE SHOWER
(X) CHEATED ON ANYONE
(X) STOLE ANTHING FROM SOMEONE I LOVED
( ) BROKEN A BONE[purple/]
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