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"Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and
each day was as long as a life age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me
again. I've been sent back until my task is done." - Gandalf

"Tommy Corn: What are you doing tomorrow?
Albert Markovski: I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to
come?
Tommy Corn: What time?
Albert Markovski: Hmmm... 1, 1:30.
Tommy Corn: Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?
Albert Markovski: We always do."
- I Heart Huckabees

"In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that
separates us. Don't let your eyes deceive you."
- Janet Jackson

"I wish I gained three blocks of health when I drank four litres of orange
juice. All I get is a stomach ache." - Sam Crabtree

"Ha ha ha!! No one's ever won Moe's 'Drink a Gallon of Gin Challenge,' and no one
ever will!!" Moe Sizzlak (The Simpsons)

"It's not gyberish, it's ADW generated code. There's a difference; gyberish is
easier to understand." - Me