[center]HA HA HA HA HA
ooooooh this is too hilarious..and since it's SUCH a funny story, the immaturity in me is
just dying to come out, and now, it has consumed me whole and i have no other choice but
to vent it out on my goddamn pr page.
--girl, i seriously don't get your silly little infatuation with me. as flattered as i am
by the daily gossip routes you take around my name, there really is a limit as to where
you gossip about what's true, and when you cross the line and start making up bull*beep*
about my life. now i know i know, i should really be the polite person that i am, and
return the favour to you right? i should go to school, sit down in the caf with my friends
and stir up some good lies about you, but lets be real now, what is there to even say
about you? the truth is your life is so fukkin pathetic and boring that it's driven you to
become a compulsive liar. YOU know it, your FRIENDS know it, hell, even your BEST FRIEND
tells it to everyone. and yes sure, i mean if i were 18 and needed to lie to my parents
plus get down on both hands and knees just so they would let me out past 9 o clock, yaaah
i'd lie and try to cover that up too. but what i dont get, is why you feel like you have
to lie about every single aspect of your life. but then again, i'm also quite impressed
because you cover such a broad spectrum and yet you seem to keep track of everything so
well, i mean from 69ing your invinsible "boyfriends", to making fake id's, to
your 50 gangster godbrothers, to going to the bars when you were 13 with that fake i.d you
made [but just so happened to lose right when someone asks to see it]. but then now i'm
confused, because if you went to the bar when you were 13, how come now, 5 years later,
you can't step out of the house unless your under parental supervision? and how come you
"69"ed with your bfs and "had sex" when you were 13, but you just
bragged about losing your virginity 2 weeks ago? but that's ok, 2 slip ups out of how many
lies you told? don't worry, i'm still impressed with ya. so now, back to the part about
you and your friend talking smack about me. this is what drove me into an even deeper
confusion. maybe it's because i'm in business and my i.q is just SOOOO much lower than
yours since your in health sciences and all. but please clarify this part for me, why is
it that i am boring when i go to bars again??? supposedly you say all i do is stand around
and drink all night. but really now, let me ask you this, are you jealous because i
actually have male friends to go to the bars with? or is it because i have male friends
who don't cheap out and offer to buy me drinks? i'm sorry you lucked out so bad that you
have to leave your underage bf at home while you lie to your parents and sneak out to the
bars just so you can pull out your constipated facial expressions...oh *oops*.. did i just
say constipated? i meant SEXY STRIPPER moves just so you can show and tell all your
friends that you gave a random trailor trash a boner (but correct me if i'm mistaken, a
stripper IS what your going for right?). OR is it because i have class and unlike your
friend, i don't agree to french a stranger in order to get a free beer. hmmm oh god am i
ever sorry that i don't classify under your category of a "fun party girl". but
what i'm most sorry for is your bf. the poor guy doesn't even know what a raging slut his
gf is trying so hard to be. so please, STOP with this nonsense. like i said, if you want
to gossip about what's real in my life, go right ahead -any publicity is good publicity-
like i say, but now that you don't even see me anymore, why try to make things up? you've
what...been to the bars maybe 3 times out of your entire life? and 1 out of those 3 times
you were lucky enough to tag along with me. and now you have the nerve to tell people that
i go to bars just to seek out drama? woman..don't fukkin flatter yourself by making it
seem like your good enough to know me! when have i EVER "looked for scandals" at
a fukkin bar huh? and finally, i'd like to say please once again, PLEASE, quit telling my
friends to "stop hanging around a girl like me" because a girl like me,
is
everything you are DYING to be 
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