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I guess im allright im a very open person and i can be very random so
don’t mind me if i get a little random If you have to ask certain questions
about me please don’t cuz you probably allready know the answer to sum of them.. so just
leave it be..



I liek chatting to anyone really so if you wanna talk just drop a msg to me and say
whatever i guess..as long as you keep it real and don’t give me any bullshit then were
kewl arent we...

Tickle Me Elmo......(from an email)

There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when
you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo
factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The
Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about
the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they’re
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee
surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red
fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo’s legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
the woman. "I’m sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".