| Bio: |
ayoooooooo
im like 5'4 and fat as fuck, in my opinion i'm ugly but my momma says im cuTEEEEEEEEEe,
i'm like... shit, THE SKETCHIEST KID I KNOWWWWWWWWWW, i am currently eating a POGO, and i
assure you i am THOROUGHLY enjoying it, i dont know how to skips lines on myspace,
uHhhhhhhhhHH, i'm a superhero but ONE DAY i dream of being a telemarketer, i am the secret
10th official member of the wu-tang clan under the alias wiggitywhackjensenwhackwiggy, i
am buck fuckinnnn wild, i have NEVER been shit on by a seagul, so that's pretty cool and
shit, my dream girl would possess the following : autumn reeser, i'm deathly afraid of
raccoons, girls, and other rodents, i'm crazyyyyyyyy, i'll try anything once, unless i
think it's dangeroussssssss, then i'll do it repeatedly because i'm a big idiot. most
people dont understand what i say, what i do, or why i do it, and there is a reason for
that, i just dont know the reason. i slack off alot in school and such, but there is
method to my madness: in the future i WILL win the lottery (it's a skill, not luck) and i
won't do fuck allllll for the rest of my life. frequently, i find other people taking
words right out of my mouth, i figure this is because i'm psychic/telepathic, i'll be sure
when i'm 24. when i was a mere child i slept in boxes, i figured this would be good
practice for the later life, if i bruised my elbow and were unable to play the lottery. i
am the pickiest eater in the world, i've never tried things like.. eggs, mustard, relish,
mayo, sour cream, pretty much everything except chicken fingers.
People I'd Like to Meet:
lindsay araujo, who i've only read about in books, but apparently is AMAZING, LOL NOT.
AUTUMN REESER MOTHAFUCKAS. rachelle shafer. my long lost black brother (he was dropped in
a fire) jamal who i was seperated from at birth. pippi longstocking. scooby doo and the
crew. bob sagget. kimberly the power ranger. carrot top. oprah, so i could slap her in the
face. another person named matt jensen.the inventor of the toaster strudle, so i could
commend him on his good work. the easter bunny, because no matter what anyone tells you,
you can never be too old. and mosttttt importantly, slater from dazed and confused, the
best movie ever. so i could smoke a HUGE session with him, and maybe method man and snoop
dogg would be there too, WHO KNOWS?!?!? |
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