I AM A JUNGLIST
I AM JUNGLE.....BUMBLE
i live in west end of mississauga, and it is fucking boring here......thats why i try to
go to toronto or anywhere out of here as much as possible.
its kinda hard without being able to drive lol
------>o ye...marijuana is like my medication...it keeps me sane....im
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---------->other +buddies of mine<------------
!!!!!.k.!!!!!----krystal....u r so dear to me......known you for a while
now......and im glad i do.....u brighten my day when its cloudy....thank you for your
friendship....and hopefully there is more to come
--(Pr!nceSs)-----Rochelle......u r a really good person and im glad i could be
friends with you.....good times had by all at your house.....and Ro if you need a
favour....or help.....or some1 to talk to.......i gotcha back....lol...but seriously....im
here for ya
--*Jammers-----Jamie...you are a close friend to me and u r an wicked person
just rememeber...some boom and some sketchy times........like the sketchy worm...ooooo the
sketchy worm....
.....if u need anything ask me and i'll do what i can to help
you
--*PurE*LusT*-----Tara.....you are a good friend to me......help me get
through some shit.....i trust you a lot and im glad we are friends....if u need
anything....ask me.....belied dat
--$junglette$-----Holly......hello kitty line.......u r wicked.........good
times.....we gotta party more....good times had by all when ur around
--.:d(-_-)b:.-----Heather....you are such a great person with an uplifting
personality..so many amazing times at ur house......\"im a gonna scrath
you\"...lol tripped me out......u need a favour.....just tell ol jay he\'ll see what
he can do
NinjaM0n-----Monika......yes ma junglist sista....sick sick sick
times....glad to share them with some1 like you....soon to have more....NOT OK NOT
OK.......
....u need anything gimme a shout
party_with_me-----Rebeccah........you are a good person and a good
friend........good times had and more to come.....you will always be one of my
best.....<3<3......*hugz*.....
.: Danceica:.-----Jess......we haven\'t hung out that much.....but when we
did it was awesome......we definately have to party i up some more
Dazzle_Witch----Laura......u are one of a kind......belied
dat........lol.........ur very nice.....and you are a good friend......glad to do you
favour like reference myself as havin a kid and u babysat....
--J4K3-----Jake......yes brutha.....you been there for me all the
time....glad to share my kitty the times at sketchy beach wit u and
WillyJ....a.k.a.
Jordan.........u 2 r true friends.........BOH!!!
perfect_flaw-----Debra......d'awwwwwwww
....you're such a
sweetheart........funtimes had......fo shigs......lol....o ye......and one more
thing......ewwwww
u know....
--redline-----Ryan.....i helped you out....and you helped me out........we had
our talks......
Pat helped me out to and was there for me as well as you....if
either of you need any help....you let me know.....
SAUGA CREW
---BenJammin----grimey tings bro....whats that...sketchy...lol...known u for
time...toooo many memoried to pick out one.......way too many.....if at all in any way u
need help dont hesitate to ask man....whatever it is i got ya...
---Mikey----same goes for you as ben......except u were my first real friend
in a new school for me......smoked weed....and went back to gym class with no toe
Roe.......sick shit....you have done me all too many favours and if u need anything at all
ever.....i will help you with what you need bro...
---Jackie----Known you for as long as mike and ben........sooo many sick
times at ur house......the keg party........my god the keg party......i dont know about
any1 else........but i was a drunk as i ever could have been......sick shit........you
need any favours....you know who to ask
!StillBlazin!-----PJ.....B'oh.....wutup gangstar...known u for the longest....my
nigga to the end....since like grade 8 times.....lol....started out as little hell
raisers......now we fuckin grimey....lol...more sick parties to go
Dirrty Raver------Lindsay....wussup junglast.....B'oH....anotha one from the sauga
crew.....enough sick times chillin at your house....with them whole crew...more to
come.....more parties to go........more kitties to play with
Kissmytash-------Natasha......wutup hugbuddy...
......u my sauga sista that had to
go on out to the country town of innisfil......but whenever i see you hugtime is
on.....lol.....u should come down more often though.......but i still luvs ya anyways
fREAKYjUNGLST-----Jeremy.........you r a genuinely nice guy.....glad to know
some1 like you.....wicked guy........excellent liquidator...lol..wish i could dance that
good
Raver_Megan----Megan....im glad u started goin out with PJ......you are very
generous and by far one of the nicest people i have ever met.......iglad i know you
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve
drinks." So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them
back as fast as he could, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "Boy you
are drinking those drinks really fast." The guys says, "Well, you would be
drinking really fast too if you had what I've got." The bartender says, "What've
you got?" The guy says, "75 cents."--------
I thought this was
fucking hilarious............my goodness
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2%
milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of
coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her
six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she
said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."------
FUCKING
HILARIOUS
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double
vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the
bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out
that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."----
what a crazy week it was for
him....lol
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