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Login: jaxx
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Mood: emotionless - Mood history
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Status: Attached & not looking
Location: TRIPOLI, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
Birthdate: Sep 3, 1980, I'm 27 and a Virgo
My +Buddies: !!!!DoubleDecker, !*Cynex*!, *JeSSiCuR*, *Lady_Bass*, -DJ-Wendy-Law-, -Ladius-, .fictitious., .sardaukar., AmunRa, Bacchus, djOpel, DJSHANK, elixir, flood, four2024seven, fromfuckin, hathor, karlene, KloneZ, LeFreak, malgosia1313, mikeconradi, Mr.Tippy, MrSLippery, PoppaP, scorchedearth, spEdfrEk, TheSpunk, The_Scartat
+Buddy Of: !!!!!!!!!!!!BLIZ, !!gecko!!, !*Cynex*!, #A.w.o.l#, *Hez*, *JeSSiCuR*, *Lady_Bass*, -DJ-Wendy-Law-, -Ladius-, .:Gecho:., .fictitious., .sardaukar., AKiRA77, AlbeeWan, AmunRa, AUD, awsomeshawna, Blipvert, Cypher101, D!Guvna, Femme~Fatale, flood, fromfuckin, HAKUNAMATATA, HardFlow, hathor, karlene, KloneZ, Lady_M, LeFreak, londontrance, malgosia1313, Mr.Tippy, MrSLippery, Pay-The-DJ, Phikticious, scorchedearth, spEdfrEk, StatixXx, teknolust, Temperance, ThaCanadian_Girl, TheSpunk, The_Scartat, trixfirecrack, ~Luna~
Bio:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade
narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named
Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous
claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being
lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My
childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat
helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty
standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a
Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like
a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.


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My Gallery

 everyone steals from this (76, 76 new Comments Enabled)

My Reviews

 Movie: Wall-E (2008-07-10)
 Event: Quadrant (2008-06-25)
 Event: Who Needs Hollywood (2008-06-22)
 Movie: Clerks 2 (2008-06-21)
 Event: Hometown Heroes (2008-06-09)
 Movie: Sex and The City (2008-06-03)
 Event: WWE Smackdown (2008-05-07)
 Event: 2 Pints and a Packet of Crisps (2008-05-03)
 Music: Jaxx - 129bpm (2008-04-10)
 Event: Rush (2008-04-07)
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My Poems

 ~DJ Glossary~ (0 | 2008-03-17 Comments Enabled )
 wife 1.0 (1 | 2008-03-04 Comments Enabled )
 GOD’s words of wisdom (0 | 2008-01-31 Comments Enabled )
 some deep thoughts (0 | 2007-12-17 Comments Enabled )
 How to be a DJ in South Western Ontario (2 | 2007-09-22 Comments Enabled )
 Chuck Norris - The complete list (0 | 2007-09-07 Comments Enabled )
 Tech Support (1 | 2007-08-05 Comments Enabled )
 my name is meth (not written by me) (0 | 2007-06-12 Comments Enabled )
 an ode to mings buffet (1 | 2006-11-07 Comments Enabled )
 the night of Ravetastic - by *Lady bass* (4 | 2005-05-17 Comments Enabled )

My Journal

throw out your cellphone (221 Comments Enabled )
Music History

My Attended Events

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