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Personal |
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jaxx |
| Role: |
Regular  |
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| Mood: |
emotionless - Mood history |
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Attached & not looking |
| Location: |
TRIPOLI, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya |
| Birthdate: |
Sep 3, 1980, I'm 27 and a Virgo |
| My +Buddies: |
!!!!DoubleDecker, !*Cynex*!, *JeSSiCuR*, *Lady_Bass*, -DJ-Wendy-Law-, -Ladius-, .fictitious., .sardaukar., AmunRa, Bacchus, djOpel, DJSHANK, elixir, flood, four2024seven, fromfuckin, hathor, karlene, KloneZ, LeFreak, malgosia1313, mikeconradi, Mr.Tippy, MrSLippery, PoppaP, scorchedearth, spEdfrEk, TheSpunk, The_Scartat |
| +Buddy Of: |
!!!!!!!!!!!!BLIZ, !!gecko!!, !*Cynex*!, #A.w.o.l#, *Hez*, *JeSSiCuR*, *Lady_Bass*, -DJ-Wendy-Law-, -Ladius-, .:Gecho:., .fictitious., .sardaukar., AKiRA77, AlbeeWan, AmunRa, AUD, awsomeshawna, Blipvert, Cypher101, D!Guvna, Femme~Fatale, flood, fromfuckin, HAKUNAMATATA, HardFlow, hathor, karlene, KloneZ, Lady_M, LeFreak, londontrance, malgosia1313, Mr.Tippy, MrSLippery, Pay-The-DJ, Phikticious, scorchedearth, spEdfrEk, StatixXx, teknolust, Temperance, ThaCanadian_Girl, TheSpunk, The_Scartat, trixfirecrack, ~Luna~ |
| Bio: |
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade
narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named
Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous
claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being
lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My
childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat
helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty
standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a
Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like
a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. |
Contact |
| Message: |
send me a private message |
| Email: |
private |
| ICQ: |
n/a |
| Homepage: |
don't have one |
My Gallery everyone steals from this (76, 76 new ) My Reviews Movie: Wall-E (2008-07-10) Event: Quadrant (2008-06-25) Event: Who Needs Hollywood (2008-06-22) Movie: Clerks 2 (2008-06-21) Event: Hometown Heroes (2008-06-09) Movie: Sex and The City (2008-06-03) Event: WWE Smackdown (2008-05-07) Event: 2 Pints and a Packet of Crisps (2008-05-03) Music: Jaxx - 129bpm (2008-04-10) Event: Rush (2008-04-07) View Reviews My Poems ~DJ Glossary~ (0 | 2008-03-17 ) wife 1.0 (1 | 2008-03-04 ) GOD’s words of wisdom (0 | 2008-01-31 ) some deep thoughts (0 | 2007-12-17 ) How to be a DJ in South Western Ontario (2 | 2007-09-22 ) Chuck Norris - The complete list (0 | 2007-09-07 ) Tech Support (1 | 2007-08-05 ) my name is meth (not written by me) (0 | 2007-06-12 ) an ode to mings buffet (1 | 2006-11-07 ) the night of Ravetastic - by *Lady bass* (4 | 2005-05-17 )
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