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THE NEW TAX LAW

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact
that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20%
of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it
has to dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1, 1999, your penis will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as fallows:
10-12” Luxury Tax $30.00
8-10” Pole Tax $25.00
5-8” Privilege Tax $13.00
4-5” Nuisance Tax $ 3.00

Males exceeding 12” must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for
a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!!

Sincerely,

Monica Lewinsky
Head Pecker Checker
IRS

NOTE: We are still waiting for answers for the following question:

Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
What if one’s penis is self-employed?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms a deduction expense as work clothes?
Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?


Name: Expecteria Trouserius (trouser snake)
Location:--throughout the world
Description: varying from pink to black fang less but with a highly venomous spit. size
varies from three to twelve inches depending on its mood and subspecies.
Symptoms: the snake attacks mainly women in the front lower abdomen resulting in an
inconspicuous bump. then a sever swelling. followed by excruciating pain after 9 months
however it is known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, which can be fatal.
Habitat: usually found in bedrooms but also open spaces the back of seats of cars and in
fact can pop up in the most unexpected areas
Antidote:various types of vaccines available for women but once the venom is injected into
the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery
What to do when attacked::
sucking the wound: this method is the most popular with the victims, but is not known to
have achieved any success.
milking the snake:
1: place four figure of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in
the front
2:grip firmly and move the hand in an upward downward motion
3: this will see the snake become highly aggressive and start spitting
4: the time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last
time the snake attacked
5:Once milked the snake should remain harmless for about 20 minutes


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REASON WHY MEN ENVY DOGS
When a dog puts his head between girls legs they pet him.
He can lick his own balls
He can stick his head out the car window without being yelled at.
Its OK to drool a bit
Its easier to find a good Bitch.
He can hump hot chicks legs with out going to jail.
He doesn't care where he scratches or who's watching.
He licks his own butt but his brether is still fresher then most men's
He has a full head of beutiful hair.
He can eye other dogs without being yelled at
He's too dumb to know when he's bored.