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THE FUNNY THING IS THIS IS ALL TRUE FOR MOST ITALIANS. BUT FOR ME NOT EVEN CLOSE........
Sei Italiano Quando.....
> >1) Before going out every night with you and your bros (no
> relation), a call
> >has to be made, to see what everyone is wearing.
> >2) 85% of your clothing is skin tight, more then half of
> your jeans were
> >made for girls, and you bought them anyways cause you like
> the fit and the
> >flare.
> >3) You own NO Campus Crew or Roots, and if you do, it was a
> gift, and you
> >only wear it when you work in the garden.
> >4) You own at least 3 Italia flags
> >5) You live in Canada, and are determined to constantly bash
> Canada and all
> >the mangia cakes.
> >6) Every time the azzurri loses a game, the game was fixed,
> cause they never
> >can actually lose because the other team is better.
> >7) You have played gitz, briscola, scopa, and bocce for more
> then 2 hours at
> >a time.
> >8) Tony Monaco, MC Mario, and Dj Danny D are solid.
> >9) You and your friends all driven 4 cylinder stick cars,
> your parents vans,
> >or your parents' old six-cylinder car, which they refer to
> as a Cadillac,
> >when they bought it.
> >10) Your dark brown eyes, will smoke a cakes "baby blue"
> eyes any day
> >11) Your vehicle has at least one Italia sticker, or the old
> school, baby
> >soccer shoes hanging from the mirrors.
> >12) Your hair is softer and smoother then most girls.
> >13) Spending anything under 10 minutes on your hair is
> considered not doing
> >it.
> >14) Of your best friends the names: Giovanni, Vinny, Paul,
> Antonio, Gino,
> >Dino, Guido, and Pasquale and very common.
> >15) Every time you see a fast car on the road, your next
> sentence is "
> >Whatever, a Ferrari could kill that car".
> >16) Your casual outfits consist of: Kappa, Lotto, Puma,
> Diadoro, Umbro,
> >Addidas, Indoor soccer shoes, and your plain white
> undershirt from high
> >school (cause you went to a catholic one).
> >17) You know of Highway 7 in Woodbridge.
> >18) Your parents have about 25 pictures of you when you had
> your first >
> >communion in your house.
> >19) You car stereo is shit, but you almost blow your
> speakers everyday
> >pumping dance music
> >20) At least one of your friends has spent more on his rims
> then on his car,
> >and another friend has a 250.00 car with a loud aftermarket
> exhaust.
> >21) Your dad loves the Camaro Iroc Z.
> >22) You have cousins in Maple, Vaughn, St. Clairs, Richmond
> Hill, and
> >Woodbridge.
> >23) You suspect one of your friends of being in the
> Mafia.... even though
> >there is no such thing...RIGHT!!!!!
> >24) Cakes want to look like Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise. We
> want to look like
> >Totti, Nesta, Cannavaro, Del Piero, and Maladini.
> >25) You and your friends call yourselves: The Crew, The
> Squad, and The
> >Team......etc...
> >26) When ever you go to Wasaga Beach, you feel proud every
> time you see a
> >license plate that says Highway 7 Honda, and the Italia flag
> on the back of
> >it.
> >27) The only girl you trust is your mom, your nonna, and
> your zia on your
> >dad's side.
> >28) You have old hockey sticks being used as support to hold
> up tomato
> >plants.
> >29) In your massive collection of CDs, of your non-dance,
> you own Guns and
> >Roses-Appetite For Destruction, Best Of Bon Jovi-The
> Crossroads, and Pink
> >Floyd-Dark Side Of The Moon, and the Best Of U2.
> >30) Your mom has 15 different aprons, and she uses the
> really pretty and new
> >ones, on Christmas and Easter.
> >31) You never had Nike Airs in elementary school, but you
> had the best
> >lunches.
> >32) Eros Ramazotti, Toto Cutugno, Umberto Tozzi, I Pooh,
> Gianni Morandi, and
> >Pupo, are just a few of the tapes in your parents glove
> boxes.
> >33) If you have ever beaten your older relatives in
> briscola, you feared for
> >your life, cause they started snapping.
> >34) Every gino needs a gina
> >And Finally...You know your Italian when, you look at those
> dirty cakes, and
> >thank god for the way you were raised, so eat a nutella
> sandwich, have a
> >brio, and let everyone know that you are proud.
> >VIVA L' ITALIA
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