Alive
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in
Personal
[Name]: Joe
[Birthday]: March 15, 1989
[Siblings]: One brother
[Hair color]: brown
[Eye color]: blue
[Height]: 5'10”
[Been kissed]: Yes
[Been in love]: Yes
[Killed a man]: no
[Been on stage]: yes
[Gotten in a car accident]: no
[Dyed your hair]: no
[Choked in front of people on my own spit or drink]: yea
[Gone to school in your pajamas]: nope
[Gotten a detention]: yep
[Loved someone so much that it made you cry]: nope
This or that
[Cold/hot]: cold
[Blue/red]: blue
[Rain/snow]: snow
[Give/receive]: receive
[Wool/cotton]: cotton
[Rose/daisy]: rose
[Private school/public school]: public
[Chocolate milk/plain milk]: plain
[Celsius/Fahrenheit]: Fahrenheit
[Spring/fall]: fall
[History/science]: science
[Math/English]: math
[Country/rock]: rock
[Coke/pepsi]: coke
[Cherry coke/vanilla coke]: nether
[Love/lust]: love
[Sleep/eat]: eat
Opposite sex
[Do you like someone right now]: yep
[Do they know]: nope
[What do you look for in the opposite sex]: someone that I can hold an intelligent
conversation with, yet at times be as reckless and as stupid as me.
[Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend ]: no
Within the last 24 hours
[Had a serious talk]: nope
[Hugged someone]: nope
[Missed someone]: yep
[Gotten along with your parents]: yep
[Fought with a friend]: nope
[Cried]: nope
[Felt empty]: little
Do you like to...
[Give hugs]: sure
[Give back rubs]: sure
[Take walks in the rain]: yep
[Watch tv]: if its on history or discovery
[Do homework]: no
[Talk on the phone]: depends on who I’m talking to
[Go online]: hell yes
[Kiss]: depends
[Do freaky things]: Yep
Have you ever
[Been to a concert]: nope
[Been out of state]: yep
[Gone skinny dipping]: nope
[Ran around naked]: yep
[Broken a bone]: nope
[Ran a marathon]: nope
[Met a famous person]: don’t think so
[Bought something and then sold it]: yea
Extras
[What is your worst habit]: drinking gallons of pop
[What really makes you mad]: Idiots
[Scariest moment]: 36ft ladder with high winds
[What is your earliest memory]: no clue
[Where are you]: in my chair
[Are you wearing any jewelry]: just the family’s
[When was the last time you showered]: 2hours ago
[What color pants do you have on right now]: I don’t have pants on
[What song are you listening to right now]: Girl On Fire –Rob Zombie
[What is your computer desk made out of]: shitty laminated plywood
[What was the last thing you ate]: lol chocolate zucchini bread
[What should you really be doing right now]: looking for scholarships
[If you were a crayon, what color would you be]: red because of the blood it gathered
after stabbing the idiot who asked this question
LAYER ONE:
~ Birthplace: Dickinson North Dakota
~ Righty or Lefty: righty
~ Zodiac Sign: pieces
LAYER TWO:
~ Your heritage: German
~ The shoes you wore today: didn’t wear any today
~ Your weakness: gum
~ Your fears: becoming retarded and being able to understand that I’m retarded, but not
being able to end it.
~ Your perfect pizza: one that’s not dripping with grease
~ Goal you’d like to achieve: get my rocket built and get a nice girl
LAYER THREE:
~ Your most overused phrase on AIM: lol/ttyl
~ Your thoughts first waking up: fuck I gota get up
~ Your best physical feature: biceps
~ Your bedtime: when ever my eyes betray me
~ Your most missed memory: none
~ Your most favorite movies: 5th Element, Saw’s, FFVII Advent Children, V for Vendetta,
Resident Evil’s
LAYER FOUR:
~ Pepsi or Coke: Coke
~ McDonald’s or Burger King: fuck that shit SUBWAY
~ Single or group dates: single
~ Adidas or Nike: screw that over priced shit
~ Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
~ Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
~ Cappuccino or coffee:
LAYER FIVE:
~ Smoke: no
~ Cuss: uh yea
~ Sing: depends on how much I drank
~Take a shower everyday: yep
~ Have a crush: not really just an interest
~ Do you think you’ve been in love: sure
~ Want to go to college: yea
~ Like(d) high school: parts
~ Want to get married: someday
~ Believe in yourself: yep
~ Get motion sickness: nope
~ Think you’re attractive: at times
~ Think you’re a health freak: nope
~ Get along with your parent(s): at times
~ Like thunderstorms: hell yea
~ Play an instrument: not anymore
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
~ Drank alcohol: yep
~ Smoked: nope
~ Done a drug: no
~ Had Sex: yep
~ Made Out: no
~ Gone on a date: no
~ Gone to the mall?: yea
~ Eaten an entire box of Oreos: who the fuck would do this?
~ Eaten sushi: no
~ Been on stage: no
~ Been dumped: no
~ Gone skating: no
~ Made homemade cookie: not yet
~ Gone skinny dipping: no
~ Dyed your hair: no
~Stolen anything: nope
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
~ Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yea
~ Been caught "doing something": lol no
~ Been called a tease: no
~ Gotten beaten up: when younger
~ Shoplifted: nope
~ Changed who you were to fit in: nope
LAYER EIGHT:
~ Age you hope to be married: I predict 25-?
~ Numbers and Names of Children: 2 don’t know
~Describe your Dream Wedding: short small
~ How do you want to die: in a bad experiment
~ Where you want to go to college: KU I guess
~ What do you want to be when you grow up: Chemist
~ What country would you most like to visit?: one with crystal clear waters
LAYER NINE:
In a dream guy/girl..
~ Best eye color? Who cares
~ Best hair color Who cares
~ Short or long hair: Who cares
~ height: shorter than me
~ Best weight: not obese or scary skin
~ Best articles of clothing: none
~ Best first date location: your mom’s bed? Again who cares
~ Best first kiss location: “”
# of....
~drugs taken illegally: 0
~ people I could trust with my life: ha
~CDs that I own: to many to count
~piercings: 0
~tattoos: 0
~ scars on my body: fuck, a lot
~ things in my past that I regret: lol again, fuck, a lot
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