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Basics...
i like my penis...my gf does too.
I’m Jordan
You may know me as "The Dancing Guy From The Y"
Filipino
5’5-5’6
’bout 150lbs
Black hair kinda like kris from the Ataris
almost black eyes
No set style, I wear what I want day to day
You can find me in Edmonton, AB.
I live by Vic High School....
I listen to any kind of music. All kinds of stuff urban, house, trance, punk, ska, rock,
alternative, rap, hip hop, r ’n b, dance hall, d’n’b... pretty much anything...
Dislikes...
-white-washed chinese girls... jk, jen
-closed mindedness
-judgemental ppl
-ppl who can’t accept things for the way they are
-ppl who break into my place and take my things
likes...
-the club... love the club
-food
-listening to music
-making music
-singing
-dancing
-being goofy
-multi-racial women
When it comes to life and death, I’m not very fond of either one of them.
Life is the stuff that happens to you while you’re trying to figure out what you’re doing
with your life.
Is it just me or is simplicity actually one of the most complicated things to understand?
What would you rather hear? A truth that makes you cry or a lie that makes you smile?
Instead of submitting to society and acting accordingly, submit to yourself and act based
on your emotions.
One day my friend asked me, "Do you believe in God?" I naturally answered,
"Yes, I do have good SELF esteem..."
How many ravers does it take to srew in a light bulb?
10. 1 to screw it in, and 9 more to complain that the old light bulb was better... LOL
Sex after the age of 90 is like trying to shoot billiards with a rope...
I tried to justify my existence. Then realized I am God’s gift to the world. That is my
purpose...
EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO
MMMMM!!!!! EGGO’S
If you jerk off into a till drawer, you will come into money...
Top 10 Ways To Ruin A Job Interview
10.When asked why you applied, say, "What are you? My friggin’ dad?"
9. Work history: Prussian Ambassador, Moisture Farmer, Enron Ethics Advisor, and
Castrato.
8. Talk about your "experience" by detailing the threesome you had with your
friend’s mom and a carnie.
7. Ask a lot of questions about the company’s fire insurance.
6. Announce that your specialty is handling dangerous goods, jump on top of their desk,
grab yourself by the junk, and scream like Michael Jackson.
5. Inquire how many sick days you get per week.
4. Ask the interviewer if they’ve ever tried dandruff shampoo, toothpaste, or "Stop
Scaring Kids With Your Ugly Face" pills.
3. Make it very clear you need to be paid every 11 days in unmarked kroners, gold
doubloons, or stemware.
2. Bring a reference letter from "Jesus H. Christ: Regional Manager, Universe."
1. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, then without moving, grunt, sigh, smile, and
say, "Thanks!"
Anything that I haven’t written that you want to know about, just ask...
I’ll get back ASAP
MORE TO COME...
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