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TO THE WORLD, YOU MAY BE ONE PERSON, BUT TO ONE PERSON, YOU MAY BE THE WORLD.
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?
11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?
9. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.
7. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece.
6. Want to race to the station, Sparky?
5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
4. On the way to the station let's get a six pack.
3. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!
2. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
1. No, YOU assume the position.
~Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer
who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?"
~The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the
benefits package."
~The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation,
14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of
salary, and a company car leased every two years — say, a red Corvette?"
~The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
~The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it." |
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