A few of the many reasons why I love her...
1. Because she’s my bitch
2. Because she’s the only person I’ve ever been able to talk to on the phone so long that
I fall asleep
3. The way she trembles when I bite her
4. Her Smile
5. Her Eyes
6. Because she loves me almost as much as I love her
7. Because the first thing I do when I see her is smile, just
because I’ve seen her
8. And at the same time she smiles back at me
9. Her nails
10. She thinks she is a dork
11. She IS a dork just like me
12. She loves so many things I love it’s not even funny
13. She’s such a damn freak
14. She’s blind (she knows what that means)
15. She’s Crazy too, she needs to be along with me in the nut-house
16. She loves to have stupid arguements
17. She’s just so damn perfect.
18. She’s a Monkey Fucker(yeah I know only me but still I had to put it)
19. She likes dressing as a school girl
20. Her friends are my friends
21. I’m just so comfortable with her, it’s so easy to fall asleep with her
22. She loves ancient history
23. Her personality is so close to mine that it scares me, but it’s so damn cool at the
same time.
24. She was the first to call me the name she likes to call me(she knows what it is)
25. Because when I’m with her, as gwennie said I always have an erection.
26. her glasses(yeah I’m wierd)
27. The face she makes when I tickle her
28. The squeel she makes when I tickle her
29. The squeek at the end of her yawn
30. because she LOVES kelly nekkid time
31. Our taste in music is almost exactly the same
32. Because when I’m with her im happy
33. She likes asian food
34. She’s obsessive compulsive about stupid shit just like me!
35. She’s a sado-maso, and thats just so awesome she likes whatever pain I inflict on her
no matter how intense
36. Because she allows me to read her poetry and journal, and doesnt mind which means she
trusts me...
37. The sound of her voice soothes me to sleep every night
38. She is a tomboy
39. She’s been a bad girl and needs to be punished
40. She likes to be spanked
41. She likes video games
42. She’s an AWESOME kisser, her kisses make me all tingly
43. Because she’s the only girl thats made me get all mushy with, and actually mean it
44. Because she falls asleep in my arms so easily
45. The little gasp she makes when I bite her
46. Because She refers to me as master
47. Because she likes it when I call her slave
48. I always have fun with her
49. How she remembers lyrics to songs like I do
50. She doesnt mind my obsession for wrestling
51. Because theres never been anyone else that I would’ve taken the time to write a list
like this for, or come up with this many reasons
52. Because she loves gory movies
53. Because she plays with my hair
54. She likes tieing me up
55. She writes really good poems about me
56. The way she yells my name when she’s mad or begging KE-ELLAY!
57. She doesnt like feet either, so that means I dont gotta suck toes which is just
awesome
58. Because it takes me an hour to hang up the phone even if she is asleep
59. She actually enjoys my singing....WOW
60. I love the way she begs
61. SHE HATES ICP YAY!
62. She’s into bondage
63. I’m always in a good mood, even if I’m in a bad mood all I have to do is think about
trina and everything gets better, its like nothing else matters...all my troubles just go
away
64. She doesnt think im a geek for having a collection of over 80 toys in my room, even
though I am
65. She falls asleep if i sing fragile to her
66. One of her favorite movies is TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! I mean CMON!
67. SHE DOESNT HATE ME!
68. SHE DOESNT CAUSE UNNEEDED DRAMA IN MY LIFE
69. She doesnt get bitchy during that time of the month
70. She likes hearing about my erections and my penis and junk
71. She was the first person to hug me while I was peeing, and I didnt try to stop her and
I didnt even stop peeing
72. She likes monty python
73. Because she’s so good to me
74. She was the first person to ever grab both my buttcheeks while I was walking
75. She was the first person to give me blue balls
76. She truely does care about me
77. The thought of waking up with her beside me makes me happy, I look forward to that
day
78. TRINA IN STEREO!
79. Making her laugh makes me happy
80. Cuz we are so pathetic, but we love every second of it
81. She has a beautiful ass
82. She doesnt care about my giant comic book collection
83. THE TRINA PILLOW!
84. She’s always wet for me
85. She doesnt freak out if I pee while on the phone, so I can pee and still talk to her
and she doesnt care
86. She’ll do anything to win an arguement against me
87. But if I start counting she’ll do anything to make me stop
88. She has much love for Maynard James Keenan
89. Because I can spend hours typing up the reasons I love her, and mean every single one
of them
90. I’d rather be in pain than put the phone down
91. HER STUFF IS SO GOOD THAT I HAVE TO STEAL IT!
92. Like me she can see in the dark
93. My parents have already accepted her, compared to the other girls that they always
hated....
94. She doesnt mind having my diseases
95. She’s one smart cookie
96. She knows useless facts about various subjects, such as music and history, just to
know them
97. She’s willing to do what it takes to make me happy, and I’m GOING to make sure she’s
happy
98. She doesnt think my lil quirky things I do are annoying
99. She wants to see me pole dance
100. She doesnt even think im geeky for playing pokemon
101. Everything she does is just so damn cute
102. Because she wont ever decide where she wants to eat, just like me
103. I can make her do just about whatever I want if I ask her in the right way, aka me
biting her...
104. She’s officially my pre-fiance now
105. She’s the first person i’ve ever seriously talked to about living with
106. She made 80 points higher than me on her s.a.t., which means shes smarter than me,
which turns me on
107. Miss are you being raped?
108. She likes cuddling with me
109. I like protecting her
110. Shes always happy to see me
111. left index naily
112. right index naily
113. left middle naily
114. right middle naily
115. left ring naily
116. right ring naily
117. left thumb naily
118. right thumb naily
119. left pinky naily
120. right pinky naily
121. her tight stomach
122. her sensitive nipples
123. her soft hands
124. her cute lil nose
125. her cute boobies
126. her sexy back
127. her long smooth legs
128. her beautiful neck
129. the way she tightens when i spank her
130. SHES IN LOVE WITH MY JUNK
131. The way she collapses and lays on my chest, untill she recovers
132. The way her eyes roll in the back of her head when i pull her hair
133. Her laugh when she loses her breath
134. She suffered carpet burn SEVERLY for me
135. She knows who Mike Patton is
136. She knows what a shelby cobra is AND SHES A GIRL!
137. She doesnt get freaked out when we talk about KIDS!
138. She wants to wake me up in an interesting fashion
139. Her cool elbow
140. She’ll wear any clothes i ask her to
141. I can get whatever I want as long as I threaten to not bite her
142. She admits that my penis is greater than all other penises
143. Our list has grown so long now it’s hard to sit her and read it all in one sitting
144. But I can read it all in one sitting anyway and not get bored with it, and have a
huge smile on my face the entire time because it makes me so happy
146. Because she inspired me to write my first real poem, and a love poem at that,
something I thought I’d never do
147. I’m willing to do anything for her
148. Theres nothing she wouldnt do for me
149. Because I cant stop thinking about her
150. If I go too long without hearing her beatiful voice, it hurts
151. I’ve taken the time to write a list with over 150 reasons of why I love her, and I
mean every one of them with all of my heart.
152. She’s taken the time aswell to write a list of over 150 reasons of why she loves me
and she means all of them just as much as I mean mine, that my friends is love
153. She’s perverted
154. Because she’s willing to be dominating even though she loves the slave role, just for
me
155. Because shes so sick, shes repulsive, and IIIIIIII like it
156. She hates Nazi’s
157. Because I gave her a smile allllll day today
158. The look on her face to tonight was the happiest I’ve ever seen anyone, and it was
because of me, I DID IT! YAY!
159. She wouldnt tell me goodnight tonight, because she knew if I did then I’d hang up
when she went to sleep and she didnt want me to hang up, even if she was sleeping
160. Even after she did go to sleep it took me 20 minutes to hang up on her.
161. Because I never knew a butter knife could have that effect on someone
162. The butter knife had such an effect on her that she had to hide it from me
163. The look on her face when i pressed it aganst my arm
164. The fact that the pizza girl thought i was leaving her with the bill when i was
trying to help pay
165. She rubbed my neck last night and it felt so good I almost had to stop walkin
166. She really does think she loves me more than I love her
167. She’ll argue that untill the day she dies
168. She molested me after I did the cuttin
169. Her happiness is the most important thing in my life
170. She has become the missing piece of my life
171. She gives my life meaning
172. She is more important than anything I’ve ever wanted, none of my wants or needs
matter anymore
173. Shes the best thing that ever happened to me, im so damn happy now
174. Last night it took me 30 minutes to hang up the phone even though she was asleep and
I had to be at work at 8 in the morning and it was 1:30
175. She EXCEEDED my requirements
176. She didnt think i was insane for me to be able to see
177. I TURNED HER INTO A NYMPHO YAY!
178. The first graveyard
179. The second graveyard with the lightning
180. Always having to ask who won the night before
181. She’s almost as good of a cheater as me
182. She’s a good poet
183. Other people think she’s a good poet
184. She wont admit she’s a good poet
185. My first time
186. My first bj
187. My first time in a car
188. My first time up against a wall
189. My first 69
190. My first time being on bottom
191. My first time on top
192. My first time gettin scratched in a sexual way
193. My first time cutting myself till I drew blood
194. My first time being tied up
195. My first time pulling a girls hair in a sexual way
196. My first time having my hair pulled in a sexual way
197. My first time biting a girl in a sexual way
198. My first time scratching a girl
199. My first time going down on a girl
200. Being the first to 200
201. My first time ON a car
202. She wants to see me pole dance
203. Just mentioning the shinyness and the sharpness makes her lose her breath
204. She finds my 3 minute voicemails funny
205. She thinks she’s ugly (which she’s not)
206. She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever met, inside and out, and im so lucky to
have her
207. She never wants to go to sleep, so I have to sing to her to make her sleep so she
wont sleep during class
208. My singing puts her to sleep
209. She’s so easy to make laugh
210. The way she plays with my hair
211. She’s a smarter cookie
212. All the things that I am going to do to her tommorow
213. She’s smarter than me regardless of sat scores
214. She’s written another really good poem about me
215. She’s humble
216. All the things I AM going to do tommorow
217. The pictures that made her not be able to concentrate for a lil while
218. She thinks im creative for a movie idea that I came up with that isnt that creative
219. Shes doesnt have patience she wants more reasons NOW here you go baby, i love you
220. I love it when shes all commanding and stuff
221. Shes a very good slave
222. Every time i speak it gives her a new reason
223. She doesnt have to speak for me to have a reason, she just has to be trina
224. Her reasoning
225. She remembers all of my reasons
226. I remember all of hers
227. She likes baths
228. the face she makes when i spank her
229. the hand movements she makes when i spank her
230. The first time i ever tied a girl up
231. The first time I ever poured hot wax on a girl
232. The first time I ever rubbed Ice all over a girl
233. She knew what El Mariachi was
234. It’s not her fault
235. Even if it was, its worth it
236. THE PICTURES!!!! YAY!
237. The pain is worth it
238. I dont want to see her in pain unless its the good kind of pain
239. Because her mom thinks we talk on the phone too much, when we think we dont talk on
the phone enough
240. We would gladly put down the phones if we were there
241. All the movies we have missed
242. I’ll gladly help her with anything, because I love her
243. My mom always assumes if theres a phone to my ear, on the other side is Trina
244. The many gag gifts i know im gonna get this year for Christmas, because of all the
time spent on the phone
245. Evil Trina
246. Evil Kelly
247. Being turned on and scared at the same time
248. Waking her up by teeth
249. Waking her up by nails
250. Waking her up by fingers
251. Because I hate hanging up the phone on her whether she is asleep or whatever reason
252. Because I count down the seconds till I get to see her
253. Because she does aswell
254. Because I love a non materialistic person so much that I buy them presents
255. Because she thinks she’s won and I’ve already beaten her
256. Because she finds excuses to get online just so she can add more reasons to beat me
257. Because she wants me to with her to jacksonville so bad she’s gonna pay for it
258. SHE BLEW ME.....(whispers)kisses....ONLINE
259. Her parents actually like me!!! YAY!!!
260. My parents like her YAY!!!!
261. Because she inspires me to make her laugh
262. She was ASSERTIVE!
263. Bite marks on my chest....
264. I never want to leave her side, under any circumstances
265. It takes a few minutes just to scroll through our reasons
266. Trina....NO
267. BECAUSE I SAID SO!
268. The Way she covers her face trying to cover her smile
269. The way she tries to hold back her beautiful smile by making a fake frown
270. The way she can’t contain herself any longer and lets the smile go no matter how bad
she doesnt want to
271. The way she says "Your making fun of me"
272. THE LITTLE BLINKIE THINGY THING!
273. The way she lets out a deep breath when she’s trying to compose herself
274. The way she finally gives up and says ok
275. Because even when she wants to kill someone she’ll still smile at me
276. WE CRACKED THE PERFECT CIRCLE CODE!
277. SHE DOMINATING ME NOW! YAY!
278. I’m always happy because all I have to do is think about her if im upset
279. I’m so happy infact that I dont have trouble sleeping at night now
280. She makes me Crazy, but in the good way
281. Somehow I think I knew her when I was still in the womb even though i had never seen
her, maybe even before me being in the womb, atleast thats how I feel
282. I know I’ll never find someone lucky enough to have a love like ours. I didnt think
love like this existed.
283. It doesn bother her that im peeing while im talking on the phone with her
284. She makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
285. I dont deserve her
286. She’s the most beautiful creature I have ever seen
287. And she doesnt see it
288. I could never be with anyone else, I cant even imagine someone else
289. She’s Obsessive Comulsive just like me
290. She deserves more than me
291. I miss her before she leaves because I know she’s going to have to leave
292. SHE LIKES ANCIENT GREECE!
293. Her parents think we have issues
294. Our friends think we have issues
295. My parents think we have issues
296. I SWEAR I DONT OWN THAT ALBUM!
297. It isn’t just her problems anymore
298. It isnt just my problems anymore
299. It’s OUR problems now
300. The way she looks up at me when I’m holding her in my arms
301. She thinks im funny
302. I have mental problems TOO!
303. Problem #1 MASOCHISM
304. Problem #2 SADISM
305. AND AND AND SHE LET ME DO THE THINGY THAT I REALLY WANTED TO DO AND IT WAS AWESOME
AND YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
306. She tries to act really strong when she doesnt need too
307. She tried to say she didn’t need tylenol for a wrist that if she moved it all she was
in pain
308. She tried to say she didnt need an Ice Pack for a swollen wrist
309. I got her to take the Tylenol in a very smooth way
310. She ultimately listened to me and did what was best for her
311. She just said I could be her nurse kelly anytime, that means she has to listen to me
when I tell her she needs something next time she’s in pain!
312. She is excited about seeing me in drag for gwennies birthday
313. I get to see her in a tie and junk YAY
314. She actually thinks im gonna look hot in a dress *hangs head*
315. Im going to get to pull her around by her tie
316. I’ll always love her no matter what kind of mistakes she does
317. There is nothing wrong with her because she’s the closest to perfect I’ve ever
met(How the hell did I get her?)
318. She finds my dreams funny
319. SHE LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF THE THINGY THING I REALLY WANTED TO DO
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
320. I’ve got 10 pictures of her now
321. 9 of which are without clothes
322. After 9 weeks of dating, she still insists im crazy but yet she still doesnt care
323. She’s started to let me take pictures of her!
324. She is Crazy
325. I know she is crazy
326. I still love her more even though she’s completely insane
327. She doesnt care that I am crazy
328. Shes not a hick
329. She’s not a prep
330. She’s not a poser
331. She can E_NUN_SEE_ATE
332. She tries constantly to convince herself that she loves me the most, when she knows
its a LIE!
333. Mmmmmhhhmmmmm ttthhhrrreeeee hours ohhh yeaaahhh!!!
334. She is the first person I have ever showered with
335. SHE LIKES MY SPAGHETTI!
336. The way she sleeps so peacefully in my bed
337. Or in my arms
338. Her soft hair that I run my fingers through when she’s sleeping
339. The face she was making earlier when she was biting my hand
340. She’s always walking funny
341. She can always fall asleep so easily no matter what as long as I am there
342. She gets offended when i apologize
343. She bought a diabetes star in my name
344. She said I couldnt make her smile and yet I DID ANYWAY YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH! And her
being happy makes me happy
345. It made her happy that I bought her a tigger, YAY!
346. Because she thinks that if she doesnt tell me about her updating her list I wont
notice, little does she know I check her list daily
347. SHE WROTE A DIRTY POEM!
348. Because she loves Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
349. Because she’s going to KILL EVERYONE!
350. SHE LOVES VIOLENCE!
351. SHE LOVES BLOOD AND GORE!
352. The way she tries to hide when I tell her how beautiful she is
353. She enjoys playin Tony Hawk!
354. EVERYTIME SHE MOVES IT IS SO CUTE!
355. No matter how many times I ask her a question she wont answer me! its so cute....
356. She thinks Its a big deal for me to wake up early to get to spend time with her!
357. SHE SPENT 8 DOLLARS ON CANDY FOR ME!
358. She tries to talk to me online everyday when shes at school!
359. She wrote an evil letter to her ex and used the most evil statement I could think of
360. SHES GONNA SPANK ME FOR DOIN HER A FAVOR!
361. ITS NOT THAT LONG!
362. IM NOT MISTAKEN!
363. Me letting her stay in the lead for ALMOST the whole weekend made her happy
364. She thinks me gettin up early is a big deal
365. SHE IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ME! Theres nothing false to believe its the truth...
366. Its not that long, I could make it ALOT longer...
367. I love making her happy, because then I get to see her beautiful smile...
368. She thinks because I already updated once today that I wouldnt update again and that
I’d let her keep winning
369. I check her list even when I KNOW she hasnt been online just to be sure
370. Everytime she moves IT IS the prettiest thing
371. Tommorow if she has access to a pc she’ll update again
372. How could I be blind when I can see her beauty so clearly?
373. For putting up with me being so stupid and sillyness
374. For staying with me even though I can be an asshole sometimes
375. The smile she made when she made my hair pretty...
376. WITH RIBBONS!!! as she said
377. The way she was smiling when I let her do the pretties
378. The way she bounced after she took a picture
379. The way she couldnt speak when I did the last thing
380. AND NOW IM WINNING, SO NOW IM GONNA GET TO SEE MORE REASONS FROM TRINA! YAY!
381. I loved watching her be so happy!
382. Her grandparents are REALLY cool
383. OF COURSE I WENT ITS KELLY TRINA TIME I ALWAYS GO WHEN I HAVE A CHANCE FOR KELLY
TRINA TIME!
384. BECAUSE WE ARE GONNA GET A SNOW MACHINE SO WE CAN KILL PEOPLE IN THE SNOW AND SEE THE
PRETTIES!
385. SHE LAUGHS WHEN I SING THE BOLOGNA SONG!
386. MY FIRST BJ IN A SHOWER!
387. THE FIRST TIME I EVER HAD SEX IN A SHOWER!
388. THE FIRST TIME I EVER HAD A HANDJOB IN A SHOWER!
389. Because she’s singing tool on the phone and its so pretty
390. Because she’s gettin mad because the little yellow keeps kickin her and it wont let
her update because I’m beating her so bad in reasons
391. MY NIPPLES ARE SO SORE!
392. BECAUSE WHEN KELLYS LITHUANIAN DICTIONARY GETS PUBLISHED SHE’LL ADMIT THAT MOSTEST IS
A WORD!
393. BECAUSE I’VE PROVED IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL MANY MANY TIMES!
394. BECAUSE I’VE NEARLY RUPTURED HER UNIDENTIFIED ORGANS MANY MANY TIMES!
395. When I sing the beautful song she sings back "BECAUSE YOUR SO BLIND" and
its so pretty and cute and I love it!
396. BECAUSE SHE CAN EVEN MAKE TAPPING A PENCIL BEAUTIFUL!
397. two words....NIPPLE CLAMPS!
398. SHE WANTS TO DO IT IN A GRAVEYARD TOO!
399. BECAUSE I MADE IT TO 400 FIRST!
400. Because she knows her computer stuff!
401. Her Grandparents are cool.
402. Her Grandparents LIKE ME!
403. She’s excited about the idea of nipple clamps!
404. I’m gonna tie them to the rope that I’m gonna tie her up with so that everytime she
moves it tugs them
405. SHE’S HAVING THANKSGIVING OVER HERE!
406. DOIN IT IN A GRAVEYARD!
407. YAY MY MOM TOLD HER SHE CAN’T LEAVE!
408. SHES SEEING THE REASONS LIVE AS THEY HAPPEN IN MY LAP!
409. THANKSGIVING WIF HER!!!!!!!!
410. Because I’ve told her of my love for her more in 5 months probably more than anyone
has ever told anyone they loved them in 10 years.
411. Today is gonna be a looooooong day.....
412. First I was dominant...
413. THEN it was HER turn!
414. She helpeded me clean my room
415. She screams DAMNIT KELLY whenever I go to add reasons!
416. When she screams at me its pretty much ALWAYS a good thing
417. She didn’t tell me that she won untill AFTER I was in bed and couldnt do anything
about it, shes so competitive...
418. She wants to bring Poe back to life so she can KILL HIM AGAIN DAMNIT! hehe thats
funny
419. She thinks its a big deal that I go out of my way to help her with her por
project...
420. She thinks its a big deal when I go out of my way to help her do anything
421. Freezin down by her pond...
422. She went Christmas Tree shoppin wif us!
423. She won all weekend because I was sick and now I am gettin revenge... YAY!
424. I’m pretty sure we’ve proved that purerave doesnt have a limit on thier profile’s
425. This has to be the 2 longest profiles ever!
426. She thinks im crazy for loving her...HER?!? THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST SMARTESTEST,
AND THE MOSTEST COOLEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!! She’s the one that is crazy....
427. Theres no way I could ever do better than Trina, I could never love someone as much
as I do her...
428. The blup blup people!
429. The many many deaths of the poor teddy grahams....
430. She made me kill poor little helpless Teddy Grahams!
431. The pig-tails WERE cute!
432. HER ACTING LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD WAS CUTE!
433. The look on her face when she opened the Rob Zombie CD!
434. The look on her face when she opened the first Tigger!
435. The look on her face when she opened the second Tigger!
436. The look on her face when she opened the dragon book!
437. The look on her face when she opened the dragon incense burner!
438. The look on her face when she sat in the chair!
439. The look on her face when she opened the giger calender
440. The look on her face when she opened the Kelly Lithuanian Dictionary!
441. My first BJ on Christmas EVE!
442. My first BJ from a person with a bow on thier head!
443. My first BJ from a person with a bow on thier head ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
444. My first BJ while I had a bow on MY head!
445. My first BJ while I had a bow on MY head ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
446. My first BJ while I had a bow on my head and they had a bow on thier head!
446. My first BJ while I had a bow on my head and they had a bow on thier head ON
CHRISTMAS EVE!
447. Because everytime her chest hurts it makes me realize just how much I do love her!
448. Because I didnt wanna go take a piss because it would be leaving her!
449. BECAUSE SHE FINALLY DECIDED WHAT WE DID!
450. Because she cringes when I cough...
451. Even though its just a silly cough...
452. Because I dont like to see her cringing because of me!
453. The hotel room!
454. My first time doin it in a hotel room!
455. My first time buying a hotel room!
456. My first time staying in a hotel room I bought with someone else!
457. The first pair of boots I’ve bought for someone!
458. NIPPLE CLAMPS!
459. Because it was so hard to watch her leave today....
460. Because no matter how many titles I list she wont pick one.....
461. O is for the organs that I’ve ruptured.....
462. Because she thinks I’m so damn sweet
463. When she’s actually the sweet one
464. For forgiving me the many times I’ve done stupid things
465. The happiest 6 months of my life...
466. In our 6 months we still haven’t REALLY fought....
467. Sick shit is great....
468. Even after I tell her about a movie and she and I both know she wants to watch it she
still wont tell me she wants to see it...
469. She appreciated what I did for our 6 month anniversery 10 times more than I ever
thought she would....
470. Even when she really wants too, she still holds out but I still try to convince her
because I know she needs it, and she still wont let me, and if anyone is still reading
this other than her, they are completely confused right now, and with that
said.....MONKEYS!
471. Pri-scilla(as she calls it) was fun
472. She’s even cuter when she’s hyper
473. And when she burps
474. Hehehehehe.........The dead civil war soldiers got a show...
475. Sticky fingers is goooood
476. I LOVE THA TWINA CUZ SHE’S SOOOO DELICIOUS....GONE TWINA FISHIN!
478. Because she calls me Kewlee sometimes..
479. Her lil school girl outfit is just great!
480. She actually likes my fat ass...?
481. Dude can your girlfriend beat onimusha in 3 days?
482. SHE FRIGGIN BEAT ONIMUSHA 2 BEFORE I EVEN SAW IT!
483. As much as she hates to admit it she LOVED dodgeball!
484. She doesnt think im insane because I can see...
485. Because we have so much fun playing Gauntlet togefer.
486. Because she thinks that by saying cheater in my ear i’ll erase that last one
487. Because she’s Trina, and thats good enough by itself!
I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO A HUNDRED! I love you
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