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Login: criminallyVulgar
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Mood: Sour sour - Mood history
Real Name: whats in a name?
Gender: Female
Status: Attached & not looking
Location: Fallbrook, California, U.S.A.
Birthdate: Aug 4, 1987, I'm 21 and a Leo
My +Buddies: Fukwut, fuzzboy, JennyAnyDots, kaylagreen., moodle, MyztikGecko, twilight_lex, WiGHT_DeViL
+Buddy Of: blarneystorm, Bobbers, BreatheNoMore, Dont_Panic, Fukwut, i_lov_me18, JennyAnyDots, josh_b_dirtie, kaylagreen., lostandfrozen, Luvhate88, motoxpimp, MyztikGecko, oddie, purple_chick, twilight_lex, WiGHT_DeViL
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i was born on a small island near japan called saku. i was raised by an old asian smelly
lady with no teeth and bad hair. i was shipped to mexico when i was 8 when they realized i
wasnt really asian. in mexico, i joined the mexican gang "los ponochintas" when
i was 9. we dealt mostly with the flow of burritos and pixie stix. when i was 15, my
mexican family died by an unfortunate taco accident, and i was too sad to live in mexico
anylonger. so i decided to move to iceland and start a family. while in iceland, i
gathered up much popularity as an actor. i stared in many great films such as "semen
toes", "the celery stalk that couldnt die", "a weekend at bernies 3:
how is bernie still is alive!", and icelands famed movie "the gay rabbi goes to
cock fights". after acting, i became much more well known as a great inventor and
word got to the great and powerful american land of my inventions. jealousy of my
creations unleashed, i was shipped to new york at the age of 15 and a half. while the
americans were going through my inventions, they found out i copied off of others and
everything i invented was already discovered centuries ago. i guess the americans didnt
have much use for my coal powered trumpets afterall. so i moved to ohio at age of 17, and
got sucked in by the beauty of this state. i currently reside here and i love to have many
adventures in this land.












i am considerably more awesome than 93% of the human population and 68% of the squirrel
population....am not interesting at all... except for my third arm that i cleverly
disguise as a back hump.....i like hanging out... but not with you... yeah... you are a
douche... and you smell like cabbage
i like robots... they are rad... so are pirates... OH... and NINJAS!
that reminds me... i am hardcore gangsta... i bust caps in butts so you best watch your
step
and... you suck... yeah... YOU... because you're a worthless turd... and not hardcore like
me...





in other words...im not going to say im a simple minded individual, im very complex...like
an onion for example, layers. just when you think you have me figured out, your sadly
mistaken.



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