|
Personal |
| Login: |
criminallyVulgar |
| Role: |
Regular  |
|
| Mood: |
Sour - Mood history |
| Real Name: |
whats in a name? |
| Gender: |
Female |
| Status: |
Attached & not looking |
| Location: |
Fallbrook, California, U.S.A. |
| Birthdate: |
Aug 4, 1987, I'm 21 and a Leo |
| My +Buddies: |
Fukwut, fuzzboy, JennyAnyDots, kaylagreen., moodle, MyztikGecko, twilight_lex, WiGHT_DeViL |
| +Buddy Of: |
blarneystorm, Bobbers, BreatheNoMore, Dont_Panic, Fukwut, i_lov_me18, JennyAnyDots, josh_b_dirtie, kaylagreen., lostandfrozen, Luvhate88, motoxpimp, MyztikGecko, oddie, purple_chick, twilight_lex, WiGHT_DeViL |
| Bio: |
i was born on a small island near japan called saku. i was raised by an old asian smelly
lady with no teeth and bad hair. i was shipped to mexico when i was 8 when they realized i
wasnt really asian. in mexico, i joined the mexican gang "los ponochintas" when
i was 9. we dealt mostly with the flow of burritos and pixie stix. when i was 15, my
mexican family died by an unfortunate taco accident, and i was too sad to live in mexico
anylonger. so i decided to move to iceland and start a family. while in iceland, i
gathered up much popularity as an actor. i stared in many great films such as "semen
toes", "the celery stalk that couldnt die", "a weekend at bernies 3:
how is bernie still is alive!", and icelands famed movie "the gay rabbi goes to
cock fights". after acting, i became much more well known as a great inventor and
word got to the great and powerful american land of my inventions. jealousy of my
creations unleashed, i was shipped to new york at the age of 15 and a half. while the
americans were going through my inventions, they found out i copied off of others and
everything i invented was already discovered centuries ago. i guess the americans didnt
have much use for my coal powered trumpets afterall. so i moved to ohio at age of 17, and
got sucked in by the beauty of this state. i currently reside here and i love to have many
adventures in this land.
i am considerably more awesome than 93% of the human population and 68% of the squirrel
population....am not interesting at all... except for my third arm that i cleverly
disguise as a back hump.....i like hanging out... but not with you... yeah... you are a
douche... and you smell like cabbage
i like robots... they are rad... so are pirates... OH... and NINJAS!
that reminds me... i am hardcore gangsta... i bust caps in butts so you best watch your
step
and... you suck... yeah... YOU... because you're a worthless turd... and not hardcore like
me...
in other words...im not going to say im a simple minded individual, im very complex...like
an onion for example, layers. just when you think you have me figured out, your sadly
mistaken.
.:* * *:.
*:. .:*
.:* *:.
*:. .:*
.:* *:.
*:. .:*
.:* *:.
*:. .:*
*::*
.:* * *:.
*:. .:*
.:* *:.
*:. .:*
.:* *:.
*:. .:*
.:* *:.
*:. .:*
*::*
º°***°º
º°***°º
º°***°º
º°***°º
[red]
º°***°º
º°***°º
º°***°º
º°***°º
º°***°º
º°***°º
**********************
******************
**********************
*******************
**********************
*******************
*********************
*******************
**********************
*******************
**********************
******************
**********************
*******************
**********************
*******************
*********************
*******************
**********************
*******************
(¨’·.·´¨)The Best(¨’·.·´¨)
’·.¸(¨’·.·´¨)¸.·´
×°× ’·.¸.·´ ×°x
( ’·.¸
’·.¸ )
¸.·)´
(, .·´
( ’·.¸
’·.¸ )
¸.·)´
( .·´
( ’·.¸
’·.¸ )
¸.· ) ;
( .·´
’¤’.¸¸.·´¨’»’«´¨’·.¸¸.’¤’
’¤’.¸¸.·´¨Things´¨’·.¸¸.’¤’
¤’.¸¸.·´¨’»’«´¨’·.¸¸.’¤
’·.¸
’·.¸ )
¸.·)´
(.·´’
.·´ ’·.
(’’·.¸(’’·.¸ *¤* ¸.·’´) ¸.·’´)
«´¨’·.¸¸.~¤¤Happen¤¤~·.¸¸.·’¨´»
(¸.·’´(¸.·’´*¤* ’’·.¸)’’ ·.¸)
’.¸.·´
( ’·.¸
’·.¸ )
¸.·)´
(.·´
_./’\._
*·. .·*
/.·*·.\
(.·
´·..¸
’·.¸ )
( ’·.¸
¸.’´·.
¸.·´(*’·.¸.·’*)´·.¸
("·.¸("·.¸ ¸.·’´) ¸.·’´)
«´¨’·.¸¸.~*~¤**¤~*~.¸¸.·’¨´»
("·.¸("·.¸.~*~¤*When U Dance*¤~*~.¸.·’´) ¸.·’´)
«´¨’·.¸¸.~*~¤**¤~*~.¸¸.·’¨´»
«´¨’·.¸¸.~*~¤*¤~*~.¸¸.·’¨´»
(¸.·’´(¸.·’´ "·.¸) "·.¸)
´·.¸(¸.·’·.¸)¸.·´
’.¸.·´
( ’·.¸
’·.¸ )
¸.·´
(.·
WTF do you wanna know?
|
Contact |
| Message: |
send me a private message |
| Email: |
private |
| ICQ: |
n/a |
| Homepage: |
don't have one |
My Gallery dark side (32, 32 new ) what. dicks and cunts (99, 99 new ) one FlOat (4, 4 new ) inTerbelt (20, 20 new ) me (18, 18 new ) pretty lame. music shit (30, 30 new ) something old (60, 60 new ) the past My Reviews Movie: Grandma's Boy (2006-10-25) View Reviews My Poems him (2 | 2005-12-08 ) foamy rules (5 | 2005-04-26 ) first born (3 | 2004-12-31 ) take a look at me now... (3 | 2004-12-30 ) my song (7 | 2004-05-06 )
My JournalTonguing broken halos (531 ) My Attended EventsLogin to view.
|