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Login:	crazy4you
Role:	Regular
Mood:	Super - Mood history
Real Name:	Jessica
Gender:	Female
Status:	Attached & not looking
Location:	Kansas City, Missouri, U.S.A.
Birthdate:	Mar 8, 1991, I'm 17 and a Pisces
My +Buddies:	mybitch, UnnaturalFear, Zim, zzzz
+Buddy Of:	mybitch, UnnaturalFear, Zim, zzzz
Bio:	THERE'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY...BUT I THINK I SNORTED IT o_O MWUAHAHAHAAHAH (\/) (o.O) ( uu ) IF SOMEONE LOOKS AT YOU FUNNY CAUSE...... YOU ARE TOO FAT OR TOO SKINNY...... TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!! CANADIANS ROCK MEH SOX!!!! I wish I had a fluffy tail like FOAMY, our lord and master... Old motto: Don't hate me I'm just an observer Hate yourself For being a fucking loser New motto: If your having a bad day.....don't resist the urge....shoot someone! Newer Motto: Hookers are only nice when they aren't borrowing your underwear.....EWWW oh yeah.......EVIL! hehehehehehehehehehe EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF ALL~poem Of all the things I hate, I hate you the most. And I know I'm looking at my mirror, so you don't have to remind me. But its like a whole other person. And I kinda duck around the corner when I see you coming or just walk really fast so you're just too blurred to recognize. But it doesn't seem to be working cause I still always know exactly where you are. I'm still trying to lose you. But you just won't part from me. And I'll never learn to live with you. I just don't see any epiphanies coming. Or any saviors. So I'm just gonna keep running if that's okay with you....but you don't have any say in it anyway, so don't get your hopes up. how come i can make a taco on here but not a burrito? whyyyyyyy???? I've had a bad life and this year has been kinda rough........I'm feelin really down. If you look closely at the Bible you will realize it is a very violent book...... Things I Say I'll Do But I Probably Won't 1. Mail vulgarity to members of the clergy. 2. Earn a place in the Guiness Book Of World Records for most hairpeices set on fire. 3. Start an escort service. 4.Run into an insane asylum, slap an orderly, and scream, "Let My People Go!!!!!" 5. Stop twitching in class. 6 Punch a cop and scream, "Give Me Back My Cookies, Bitch!!!" 7. Break in someone's window when the door is wide open and set all their houseplants on fire. 8. Call my dad, pretending to be a telemarketer. "Hello Mr. Baldylocks and The Three Hairs, would you like to try our new hairgrowth formula?" IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL--UNLESS THEY SAID SOMETHING FIRST Funny things my friends say....... Me:I think he's an airhead and he does look like one of those guys off of the o.c. but look at his abs. imagining rubbing his stomach.......what was i talking about....... Jen:oooo i see i seee yummy FUCK HIM JESSICA! FUCK HIM! ahhaha i'm joking hehehe Me:NO wait! If you don't fuck him I'll kill myself! Fuck Him For ME, Jen! Fuck Him For Me! . . . . . . . Hehehehehehe I got that off a movie LOL Jen:NOOOOOO!!!!! he's talkin to you .. not me MOVIE oooooo me: IT'S REALLY FUCKING COLD!!!! jen:......and you're really fucking stupid. me: hey! jen: but i love you anyway!!! me: sentraracer07: i moond u sentraracer07: it was funny psychosis_candy: what?!?! psychosis_candy: lmao psychosis_candy: oh...thats what that glare was sentraracer07: o yea sentraracer07: i have the shinyist ass in all the land psychosis_candy: do you use turtle wax, oh shiney one? sentraracer07: no armorall me:kickass! your the nicest person i met in kansas.....cause kansas is full of assholes jen:Oh wow. Am I really? I've never been called nice before. It's always been slut whore bitch or ugly ass.... lol me:first of all if your a slut....then your my slut second you don't take money thirdly you are a bitch...a sexy fine ass bitch fourth.... you are not ugly.....in fact you're pretty pretty....plus you have big boobs..which more than makes up for your lack of ass....in fact if i could give you some of my GIGANTIC ass i would and you would be unstopable!!! jen:OH MY FUCKING GOD, YES! lol I'd like sit on the world with it and destroy ALL! me:lmfao do it jen! do it right now!!!!!!!! i envoke you with the power of the booty!!!!! jen:bwahahaha, after cigarette and sleep. i have to get up early tomorrow Me:Thank you for setting me straight!!! What was I thinking! the man must have invaded my brain or something! Damn You! Down with the man! Down with the Man! Jen:hahahah yes...and i will fuck him till his brains pop out..and once that happens...i'll shove it up my nose Me:YeSSS!!! that will be our master plan!!!! Damn skippy!!!! Jen:hahahah YESSSSSSSSSS skippy? where the hell did that come from? sentraracer07: blah blah blah blah blah blah sentraracer07: i m bored lets strip psychosis_candy: hold on psychosis_candy: let me get the python Jen:YES feathers...mmmm Me:They give me errotic thoughts........yes Jen:haha of course! why not? i'm hungry... Me:me too......i'm in the mood for chicken.....with the feathers still on it...LOL Jen:Lmao awwww nice...and...not plucked yummmmm Me:there's nothing like raw chicken and salmonilla to perk up your day......LOL Jen:awe sick Lmao perk up sounds like when your nipping... Me:Wronnnngggggggg!!!!!!!.......LOL psychosis_candy: butterfly knives are dangerous sentraracer07: i cut my finger off with one before sentraracer07: it hurt psychosis_candy: you need to stop hurting urself sentraracer07: oo sentraracer07: and the after i got done talkin to u i shocke myself with a car battery and it blowup like on my hand it was painfful psychosis_candy: i bet Me:umm....my cat has furry legs... Guy:Hey....me too! Me:you or your cat?! Guy:My cat. Me:Good! Zim:lmao...everytime a witness person comes to my house they always say "can we take a second of your time to tell you about our religion?"...and i always get them to go away cause i say"only if i can tell you about mine first?" and they ask what and i say buhdism and they turn around and walk right away(works everytime) Me:are you really a buhdist cause i been to some of their meetings and it scares me...... Zim:lmao no im not but like i said say it and they go away everytime lmao Me:i've never actually had a witness guy come to my door.......i wonder why? could it be the sacrificial lamb an my porch......or perhaps the dead dog.... Zim:lucky ass...i think that might just keep them away Rachel: Don't spill milk! Me: I'm not gonna spill milk! Rachel: Shuttup! No! Don't spill da milk! Jennika:pokes Jessica's ass Me: No! Not in the ass! Rachel: I'll put something in your who who! Jennika: It's been so long that i have cobwebs in my who who! me:i just looked at your profile......and you know how to make a taco! i want to make a taco too! and next....burrito? rachel:hahahah!!! Yes put taco in the little :: :: things =p me:righteous!!!!! i wonder if that will work with burrito? if it doesn't someone is getting their ass kicked! rachel:Better start kicking some ass then...STUPID TWATS! LETS EAT THEM! me:twats......eat......hahaha no burrito? NO BURRITO!!!! NOW STOP RUNNING! BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!! me:ty you i feel better...no i don't that monkey just jumped out of my closet and pointed evilly at me! i'm scared again zim:its ok calm down.....i will pee on him for you...will that make you feel better? me:score!!!! haha monkey you're getting peed on! monkey retreats to closet zim:thats right now tell him to stay in there or...or..or....i will pee on him me:haha! monkey are you reading this?!!! monkey whimpers i think he got the point...or the pee zim:thats right..and also tell him when you come down to your Florida closet he cant come with you...and if he does he will get peed on EVERY night me:he can read, hey monkey! look at this!monkey fleas housethats what i thought! bitch! Random Surveys That Are Supposed to Help You Know Me Better But Mean Absolutely Nothing. The Bedroom Survey: What is the color of your walls? eye liner and permanent marker Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet? hard wood with a peice of shit rug that will die by my hands someday Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom? both What size bed do you have? fucking fall off the edge twin Is your room big? hell no Do you have the following in your room: [X] desk [X] cell phone [] chair [X] book shelf [] camera [X] TV [X] CD player/stereo [] bean bag chair [X] posters []painting [X] pictures [] walk in closet [X] large mirror [X] bed [X] stuffed animal [] drums [] own bathroom [X] clock [X] clothes on the floor [X] guitar [] lava lamp [] smoke detector [] piano/keyboard [] locking door [] can of soda [X] bottle of water [X] playstation or another game source [] a blacklight [] something about your own country [] medals [] trophies [X] awards [] water polo ball [X] soccer ball [] volleyball [] basketball [X] cds [] surround sound stereo [] sofa []liquor [X] flag [] stop sign/street sign [X] caution tape [] paintball gun [] airsoft gun [X] calendar [X] Cigarettes [X] DVDs [X] other - YOUR MOTHER'S SWEET ASS. In the past year have you... met someone you'd die for?: I think so told someone you love them?: Yep and meant it too been to a funeral?: no but someone important to me died been in a car accident?: no been out of the country?: no broke a bone?: yes failed a test?: yes cheated on a test?: kinda been arrested?: nope been in a fight?: almost made out with a random person?: nope done something you regret?: YES cried during a movie?: no stolen something?: yep been to a sporting event?: i don't think so rode a horse?: no rode a bike?: yes drove a tractor?: no rode a train?: no been jealous of someone?: yes made fun of someone?: yes lied to someone you love?: i lied to someone i am supposed to love but i'm not so sure that i do (father)
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