hmm a Bio....what should I put in here.
I like Football because it kicks @$$ and yea. I love punk guys because well they are soo
yummy. I dont like people who are fake and cant be who the are, around other people.
I like going to partys out cammping and stuff like that. Oh and I love the West Edmonton
Mall because it has cool rides and stuff. so yea im not sure what eles to say.
Why dont sheep shrink in the rain??
and Sam next time we go to the mall we have to go see 2 guys with pipes
hee hee hee...Never mind, they are weird, but anywho...Tyler Kicks ASS
Love is more than just a word to say to get laid, why cant men understand that? i mean
its not really that hard.
~*Ten Commands Of A Teenager*~
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping
(why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not to drugs
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mentions cheaper)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights
(Just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class
(Just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in class
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex
(Like Nike says Just Do It)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street
(Just leave them in the middle)
Making a friend takes a moment
being one takes a lifetime
~ FRIENDS ARE SPECIAL~
~*Today is the Tommorow*~
~*you worried about yesterday*~
I LOVE BC!!!
I just noticed there isnt alot about my on here and some people do read these insted of
talking to me so meh on them.
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love to see them........
ok so heres a surrvey I was supposed to fill out.
Favorite color- Blue, its so pretty
Favorite Food- I like anything italian.........and ice cream
Favorite day- x-mas or my b-day
Favorite Drugs- Hmmm well thats hard, I would have to say Pot, then E then Mush.
Favorite game- Risk or candyland
Favorite song- I have 2 many so ha ha ha
Favorite car- Hummers
Favorite saying- Kumquats are yummy.
Favorite past time- Smokin up with da Boyz!!! ( and holly)
Favorite Movie- Dirty dancing
Favorite season- SUMMER BABY!!!
Favortie sport- Football rulz and anyone who thinks other wise shall be thrown into a
black hole along with space monkeys from Mars!!!
Best gal pals- Joleene and Holly. 4 EVER
Best dudes- Adam, Tyler, mike, chris, kaylon, bruce, travis
What do you want to do- Open my own daycare
Food you cant stand- BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drug you'll never do- Crack, I dont even wanna try!
Have you ever been in a fight- Yes, Edmonton man ya gotta fight!!
Have you cheated on a lover- Yes but 2 this day I am still saying sorry for it and I was
like 13 at the time.
Have you ever had your heart broken- Yes and its no fun!
Ever broke someones Heart- I think so but I'm not 100% sure on that. . .
Boxers or Breifs- On guys??? then Boxers
Thong or Granny panites- HA HA HA comando baby!!
Good kisser or good in bed- Me myself i'm not sure but I think Kissing is more important,
it can mean more than 1000 one night stands.
Favortie Quote-- "Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday" either that
or "EAT SOAP, SMOKE DOPE, FLY AWAY IN A BUBBLE"- joleene...........WEll my # 1
favorite is "WAKE UP FUCKER!!" but only one person will ever get that no matter
how hard I try and explain it!
Ha I never thought I'd acutally think of anything to put in here, just the past few days I
thought of things that were either interesting 2 me or other ppl.
Jo Jo Jellybean, if you do not come and see me I will be forced to enter your ass with a
plunger, I hope things dont go that far, but I will go the distance, do not question me
for I am STONER GIRL~ I right wrongs and light bongs, I am STONER GIRL!!!
What guys have to say to Girls
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like ____.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's that time of the month
and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or
sideburns or whatever looked cool.
10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, ! 98 degrees, or what any
other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time but at least we can stand up and
pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have to apologize
when you're wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the
same every once in a while.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up whe! n
you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach... and maybe... oh
nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us
it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our
throat, and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you
are anyway...
I like it
I saw this next thing and laughed and giggled for like 3 mins perhaps 5
Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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