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I am a crazy black/puerto rican chic that LOVES gorey grossed out things that would
normally make another chic puke. ’Scarey’ movies...to me...are a MAJOR turn on. I know I’m
a wierd kinky kinda girl....but let’s just keep that OUR lil secret...k??
muwhahahahahahaha!!!

Quotes that caught my attention:

"Why is it that all you failing students have such negative attitudes?" -a
teacher

"I’m going to tell God to kick you."

Teacher: Any questions, class?
Bongo (thinking): Why is school run like a jail? How come you’re so boring? Why are there
so many stupid rules? How come these desks are so uncomfortable? Why do we have to use
such bland textbooks? How come there is so much emphasis placed on rote memorization? Why
are we given so much pointless busywork? How come we need permission to speak? Why do we
have to answer such trivial questions on tests? If a student fails, doesn’t that really
mean the teacher failed? Does school have to be this bad? Will I ever get any satisfactory
answers? (raises hand)
Teacher: Yes?
Bongo: May I please have permission to sharpen my pencil?
Teacher: No.

Binky: Go ahead, Son. Ask me anything that’s on your mind.
Bongo: If you lick a fly swatter, will it kill you? Is today’s music as lame as it sounds?
How can God sleep when people are starving? When you see someone wearing a t-shirt that
says "Sexy Grampa," should you run? Is pine-scented insecticide really such a
good idea? What are people who wear black fingernail polish thinking? If animals have no
souls, where will rover spend eternity? If you stick yourself with a pencil, will you get
lead poisoning? Do amoebas feel love? Is there anything scarier than open mike poetry
reading? If you vote Republican, does that make you an accomplice to their crimes? Are
animal balloons art?…Well?
Binky: (pause) Time for bed.

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,
pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."

Quinn: Don’t worry, it’s fake.
Daria: Aw, you got a tattoo to match your personalit

"I can’t shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway."

"My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I’ve wasted my life
in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens. "

· "By now, you all may have noticed a new face amongst us. Without faces we’d all be
blood spilling ghouls out of a horror film, by the way."

· "What, you think these are some ORDINARY peanuts?! HUH?! THESE ARE MAGICAL PEANUTS,
YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!!! NOW EAT THE GODDAMNED PEANUTS!!"
--Flight attendant, Squee!

· "GODDAMMIT! MY ASS IS BEEPING AGAIN!!"

"On a crowded street, I could drain a flower vendor of all his blood, and not get
caught!! People would scream and vomit, and yet, somehow, I would walk away unscathed. I
could do that!! ...Oh, wait....I did do that!!" -Johnny

"AAAAAAAGH!! FFFuck!!!!! Fuck, shit, and other such expletives!" -Johnny

"Are you going to chop me up and put me in the garbage now? Because Shmee tells me
you’re a bad guy. He says this is a bad place to be. Please don’t chop me up."
-Squee

"My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness. Some
call me the Altar Boy of Doom. Others will know me as the second coming of damnation....My
mom calls me Pepito." -Pepito

"Babies: they’re chewable!"

"Yet mystery and imagination arise from the same source.
This source is called darkness. . . .
Darkness within darkness, the gateway to all understanding."

"I only smile in the dark."