| Bio: |
This is me, my name is Jon.
01) What time did you start this? 3:40
002) Name? Jonathan Earl Manning
003) Date of birth?May 23 1984. A really good day
004) Sex? I'm a dude
005) Height? 6'1
006) Eye color? Brown
007) Hair Color? Brown
008) Location? Edmonton
009) Where were you born? Edmonton, Alberta
010) Do you have crush on someone? oh for sure
011) Do you have a bf/gf? maybe someday when I grow up
012) How long have you been together? if we're talking about me and myself, I'd say a long
time
013) What are you wearing right now?just future laundry
014 Would you have sex before marriage? Would I? or did I already? oh yeah.
015 Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? Oh yes, one hot and sexy crush.
See question 14. I'm a liar though.
016) Are you a virgin? No
017) Do you smoke? not really anymore.
018) Do you do drugs? is weed like a drug drug?
019) Do you drink? Yes
022) Are you ghetto? nopers
023) Are you a player? I don't think so. I don't have enough time for that.
024) What are your favorite colors? I like pink, and green and orange and blue and yellow
and mauve and crepes and fuck I don't care. They're just colors.
025) What is your favorite animal? centaurs rock my world.
026) Do you have any birthmarks? not really.
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked? ummm, no I haven't. I'm a puss.
028) Who are your best friends? probably my roommate. Farren is a good guy, I like him,
and then my brothers.
029) Have you ever beat someone up? what puss hasn't?
031) Have you ever been slapped? ahhh, oh yeah. That was awesome. Grade 2 taught me a
lot of lessons. Especially outside of class.
032) Do you get online a lot? I'm an internet slut.
033) Are you shy or outgoing? both
034) Do you shower? only when it's necessary which is like all the time.
035) Do you hate school? find what you love to do and do it for the rest of your life.
For me, that's Rushmore.
036) Do you have a social life? quite
037) How easily do you trust people? not as easy as I used to. I'm not easy damnit!
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends? Yeah, totally. Please see question 15.
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing? No, I’m not very secretive.
Just don’t look under the sink.
040) Would you ever sky Dive? I don’t know, I’ll think about it.
041) Do you like to dance? For like 10 minutes at a time then I quickly realize that I’ve
wasted 10 minutes.
068) Have you ever been out of state? I’ve never been in a state
069) Do you like to travel? Yes I do.
071) Have you ever been suspended from school? Not once.
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown? Yes I do, but I also like it here.
073) Are you a brat? I don’t know you fucker.
074) Have you ever been dumped? More so than not
076) What's your favorite drink? Water
077) Do you like Snapple? Fuck Snapple, it makes my hands sticky.
078) Do you drink a lot of water? Yes, I mainly drink water.
079) What toothpaste do you use? Crest you fucker, stop asking me about my teeth.
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager? Cellular modular interactive odular
081) Do you have a curfew? Yeah, like 9 o clock. In the morning bitch. No, I live on my
own.
082) Who do you look up to? My Dad and Al Pacino.
083) Are you a role model? I hope so.
085) What name brand do you wear the most? Fuck if I know
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear? Nipple ring.
087) What do you have pierced? Nope, I can’t think of anything.
088) What do you want pierced? I’d like a clit piercing. Not on myself necessarily.
089) Do you like taking pictures? Of course
090) Do you like getting your picture taken? Yes, I think so.
091) Do you have a tan? I’m a wasp. Fuck tanning.
092) Do you get annoyed easily? I’m so annoyed right now.
093) Have you ever started a rumor? Ahhh shit. I’ll start one right now. There I just
did it.
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line? Yes.
095) Do you have your own pool? Bathtub
096) Do you have any siblings? Two older brothers
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs? I prefer wearing briefs these days. That way I get a
bulge.
098) Have you ever been played? For shizzle
099) Have you ever played someone? Not intentionally.
100) Do you get along with your parents? I try my very best. They’re great people/
101) How do you vent your anger? Theatre, music, writing.
102) Ever run away? For a couple hours.
103) Been fired from a job? Nope
104) Do you even have a job? Let’s not get into semantics here.
105) Do you daydream a lot? Oh yeah, bow chica wow wow
106) Do you have a lot of ex’s? millions.
107) Do you run your mouth? Shut your fucking face or I will slap your eye so hard. I
will slap it and then you’ll blink a lot like it really hurt and then I’ll spit in your
ear and for a couple hours later you’ll feel like you just went swimming. Suck my balls.
109) what do you want a tattoo of? My skeleton all across my skin.
110) What do you have a tattoo of? The origin of love from plato’s symposium. Shut your
face.
111) What are your favorite flowers? dandelions
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like? She’s pretty short.
113) What does your most recent crush look like? There's this girl I'm in love with. dark
hair and green eyes.
114) Have you ever been bitched out? Just recently, I was smack talking on a poker site.
It was so much fun because I was taking everyones money too. I was up like 10 000. Fake
money of course.
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out? Like right now, swear to god.
116) Are you rude? Shut your fucking face. Don’t ask me that.
117) What was the last compliment you got? Someone said I was funny. 118) Do you like
getting dirty? no not really. I hate cleaning.
119) Is your belly button an innie or outie? Innie
120) Are you flexible? I stretch. I do.
121) What is your heritage? Irish, Scottish, and British. Fuck the French.
123) What does your hair look like right now? It’s long, for a guy at least.
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian? I was for a bit, it sucked ass.
125) When was your last real heartbreak? In early February.
126) Describe your looks? Ok look in my pictures if you want to see
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color? I’d cut it short and dye
it black.
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you? I like older girls usually.
129) Would you ever date someone older than you? Yes
130) When was the last time you were drunk? Last night.
131) When was the last time you went on a date? A couple months ago.
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex? I actually really like giving it. It’s
like a hobby of mine.
133) Have you ever given? Yes
134) Have you ever received? Yes
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder? I’ve eaten disorderly. Just messy, but no real
problems there.
136) Do you have one now? No!!
137) How many rings until you answer the phone? I let it ring all the way and the machine
can get it.
138) Have you ever been skinny-dipping? A few times
140) Do you look more like your mother or father? I have no idea.
141) Do you cry a lot? Yes. I won’t cry infront of you though, unless you kick my balls.
142) Do you ever cry to get your way? No
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be? Is my ear a limb? Because if it
is, I’d Van gogh with that one.
144) What phrase do you use most on the phone? Uh huh.
145) Are you the romantic type? Unfortunately.
146) Have you ever been chased by cops? Nope, well by my dad and he was one.
147) What do you like most about your body? I love my body.
148) What do you like least about your body? See 148
150) When was the last time you threw up? Last time I ate, I just don’t want to get fat
you know.
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? How about black hair, or
blue, or green? Bald, bald and fat.
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like? Dress shoes.
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly? Yeah I do, my belly is the shit.
154) What about cleavage? Yeah I do, my cleav is the shit.
155) Is your best friend a virgin? Hahaha, one of them is.
156) Have you ever fucked someone up? I’ll fuck you up questionnaire.
157) Have you ever been fucked up? I honestly don’t get what that means.
158) What color are your underwear right now? blue.
159) What theme does your room have? Jungle love.
160) What size shoe do you wear? Size 8 1/2
161) What jewelry are you wearing now? nipple ring
162) What is your screen name on AIM? I don't use AIM
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public? I have an I will again.
164) How are you feeling right now? a little hung over.
165) When was the last time you were at a party? I don’t know.
166) Have you ever given a lap dance? I don’t think so.
167) What do you sleep in? nothing.
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you? I don’t know, but there was that one
year everyone in grade 10 thought I had syphlilis. But I did start that one. Who knew,
if you told people something about yourself they’d believe you.
169) What is one of your bad qualities? I get angry sometimes, or bummed out
170) What is one of your good qualities? Believe it or not, I really care about others.
Now shut your mouth. Your eye, I’m still going to slap it later. Eye juice everywhere.
171) Would you marry for money? How much money are we talking about.
172) What do you drive? A ford.
173) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child? Probably both on different occasions. I’ve
been spending more time with my dad lately.
174) When was the last time you cried in school? Fucking grade 2 and mark schindel hit me
in the head with his lunch pale.
175) Do you wear Chucks? Like nunchucks? Is that what you mean, because I totally do.
176) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy? Sure, because I know there would
be some peak benefits to me doing that.
177) What time are you finishing this? 4:53, ah fuck there goes the day. |
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