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"knowing that U love me most is quite comforting considering that i love U
enough to drive a chevy ha ha"

ha ha ha you think thats so funny you think thats so cute dont ya J/k I love
you
"Can I Get You Something to Drink?"
"Thought about putting exaust on the Bronco tommarrow. (FLOWMASTERS of
course)Talk to you tommarrow and Ill let you know. Of course only so I can rub it in your
face. Ha Ha"
"Hey Blair, (in my best Autin Powers voice)"
"Hey Blair (best Austin Powers voice ever)"
"Hey Blair, (best Dr. Evil voice)"
"lkjasdflkj asdlkfjc sdiufn kdasjf lkjdsflkjas dflkj sdfkj ass ass ass fuk fuk
piss piss shit shit dick dick and any more vulgar ass fuking cusswords that i forgot ha ha
fuking ha kjsfdlkjasdfkjasfjsdfkjsdfkjsfdn blah blah blah (i know that’s your favorite
phrase)and all this with the very best of intentions. Sincerely, Mr. Heath
Tyler"
"psshhhh nugga please why would i be in a dirty mood i got the sleepy mood on
tap just add the B word and im gone"
even though I think he is way beyond the sleepy face
Heath’s new version of Delta Dawn:
HHBT whats that flower your wearing. Could it be a faded rose from days gone by.
And did I hear you say she was meeting you here today. Ha ha heard that song on the way
home. I came up with some better fitting lyrics.
I just cant wait to go muddin in "my Bronco".

WELL MS. BLAIR FORREST I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

[blue]Emily: We need a "malestorm"[blue]
Me: You just want one if cuz if there’s a storm you can go to the barn![green]
[blue]Emily: Whatever, Blair! You are the whore remember!!![blue]

[green]Me: Emily, if I’m the whore then why are you the one slappin’ Jonathon’s
ass???[green]


To Blair From Emily Silly stuff from band!! haha i just need to stop talkin in
there!!

Emily: i am gonna take Curtis’s wallet
Blair: ok
Emily: reaches for it
Blair: smacks my arm!!
ahhh now curtis thinks i want his butt or something!! lol!
[red] ***thats cuz you do Emily!!!***
Blair we will never think of carrots the same again...Evan has to look like something
else!!

Blair golly they just go like that!! I can’t help it!! ya know since i am so use to
it!! lol!! i love you

oh my god if he ever picks me up like that again i will like die!! that is the sickest
thing ever!![purple]

[green]ME: staring....... (into space...not curtis’s penis or anything else on him just
out in space)[green]

[blue]Curtis:Emily is my dick amusing? [blue]

[purple]ME: NO![purple]

[green]Blair: haha laugh laugh giggle![green]

[blue]Jayme: yeah u nympho you are alays staring at guys dicks.... [blue]

[purple]Jon: haha[purple]

[green]BLAIR: went and told lindsay!!!! ahhhhh[green]

[blue]i really wasn’t!!![blue][red]- ha ha Emily...very funny...You just want everyone to
think you weren’t lookin, but you probably wrote this in your journal after your routine
trip to "THE BARN"!!![red]






[green]***Chloe’s indefinite career choice***
She announced this Sunday after church...

[orange]Chloe: Hey! Guess What!...[orange]
[blue]Me: What?...[blue]
[orange]Chloe: I want to be a pirate.[orange]
[blue]Me: You mean like Jack?[blue]
[orange]Chloe: Yeah, that way I can Pillage...the Village![orange]
[blue]Loagnbear & I: ha!ha! (all while exchanging concerned glances)[blue]
[orange]Chloe: but if I can’t be a pirate I want to be...THE DUCKMASTER![orange]