| Bio: |
VIVE LA CHARLEE
About Me:
Hey, I'm a chick, don't go and try to figure me out. I'M COMPLICATED ! i am not easily put
in to a category judged by what i wear or listen to....I AM NOT A RAVER, i go to clubs, i
dress nice and i dance.....IM NOT GOTHIC, i listen to dark music, have morbid thoughts and
im sexually attracted to the dark side...IM NOT A GAP or CAMPUS CREW giddy singing little
valley girl, i wear pink it looks good on me, i like skirts, what guy doesnt like a girl
in a skirt.....IM CHARLEE, i wear, read and listen to anything that intruiges me..not
because its the in thing and you think its cool. I ABSOLUTLY HATE ANYONE FAKE....FAKE
LITTLE 16 YEAR OLD GOTH or EMO GIRLS, WHO PRETEND TO BE HARDCORE AND LOVE TO GET FUCKED
ROUGH.....BITCHES PLEASE....you couldnt handle the slap in the face your daddy gave you
when you swore infront of him...dont pretend you hate your life and you have it soo
rough....PARENTS both working upper class snobs....get everythng you want......and you
dress in black, put some eye liner in rediculous amounts around your eyes, listen to
manson or your idea of dark music and pretend your goth or punk..your nothing but a
spoiled little brat, go back to the gap and old navy and get those floral capris you
secretly want...
if you think dead baby jokes are funny, i have no respect for you. its shit like that,
that make the human race vile and inhumane, dead babies are not at all funny, its tragic,
try losing one, i lost my brother, i found his little body...its not funny, people that
spread those jokes around, are disgusting and i hope that they lose someone close to them
child or not to make them realise the death of another is not funny...
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey,"
"Whitey,"
"Caveman" and that's OK.
But when I call you, nigger, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey,
Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the
ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.
If we had white history month, we'd be racists.
If we had an organization for only whites to "advance"
our lives, we'd be racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white stude nts scholarships, you
know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US, yet if
there were "White colleges" that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your
race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call
us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not
afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us
racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police
officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer
running from the law and posing a threat to society, you c all him a
racist.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists? There is nothing improper
I'd Like to Meet:
i would like to meet a guy that isnt messed up..and you know what, THATS LIKE LOOKING FOR
THE LOST UNICORN...there is no such thing, because guys are nothing but players, always
looking for something new but pretending they like you.....girls are messed for the same
reason, girls are the number one reason i AINT a lesbian, i could never date a chick...so
much drama.
Interests:
music, dark literature.....sacraficing virgins to my gods..you know girl stuff.
Music:
everything but country and pop
Movies:
horror, disney, racial movies, religous movies (which is weird since i dont believe in
god)
Television:
most extreme elimination challenge....simpsons....oblongs.....mtv's downtown...family
guy.....undergrads....mostly cartoons
Heroes:
i think i lacked a stable role model to look up to when i was growing up. but if i had to
say anyone would be a hero to me would be my 2 favorite girls...betty page because of her
sexuality, she was full figured and sexy..and she represents every girls dark side....and
angelina jolie, since i saw her in gia. i followed her career and the things that women
has done to make herself a better person is very inspirational for all women.
Books:
the works of edgar allen poe, sidney filson, dorothy parker most horror genre.....i hate
sappy love novels.....the ones with the guy on the cover usually a night or a ship guy
long hair, gripping the woman with him in like a tiger claw grip, that looks like it could
hurt, and ofcourse shes almost bare chested...and all they talk about is throbbing members
and making love......LIKE THAT SHITS FOR REAL......noone makes love, those books are for
fat or ugly single women that own like 5 cats......
I am:> a complete fucking bitch
I think:> that canadas FULL, go back to your own country
I know:> i can be too much too handle
I want:> to be the girl with the most cake
I have:> no patience for guys
I wish:> i was the way i was before i met "him"
I love:> nothing, maybe shoes, but not sure
I hate:> anyone who thinks they are better than anyone especially candian citizens
I miss:> the charlee that was happy and fun loving
I fear:> that if i kill myself i might miss something big
I feel:> nothing, im numb
I hear:> music, lil kim, yeah its fucking rap, but shes a slut i love her
I crave:> for my sexual fantasies to be filled, but everyone scared of them
I wonder:> what was i thinking when i told him how i felt
I regret:> telling him everything
I ache:> for that fucking purse i saw in my magazine
I long:> for a guy that can handle me
I care:> not about myself
I always:> screw it up ROYALLY
I am not:> the girl next door
I believe:> there is no god, so stop praying
I sing:> along to portishead
I cry:> never its a sign of weakness and even if i did you think i'd tell?
I fight:> anyone who steps to me, bitches need to be SMACKED THE FUCK OUT
I write:> emails to a guy who doesnt appreciate them
I never:> think about others feelings when i do something hurtful
I confuse:> the shit out of you
I can usually be found:> in the washroom, fixing my make up
I am scared:> there actually might be a god, and he might actually really love ME!!!
kidding, im not scared
I want:> nothing, i never get what i want anyways so whats the point of telling you
I am happy:> the most when im bitchy
I acccept:> the way i am and maybe you should too
I should:> go to counciling
LAYER ONE:
Name: Charlee, Living Dead Girl, Charmaine, Fucking BITCH!!..yeah alot of guys call me the
last one
Birth date: Dec 9 1980...im 25...im almost grey, drooping and sagging..its all down hill
from here
-- Birthplace: oh god, please dont judge me by my white trash roots, i was born in PORT
COLBORNE
-- Hair Colour: I'm not sure what colour it is anymore, black...and no the carpets dont
match the drapes...i have hard wood flooring
-- Height: well depends the shoes
- Righty or Lefty: BOTH! i'm THAT talented *winks*
Zodiac Sign: Sagatarius
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Scottish, Irish and English,and new zealand..... i'm a blast drunk
-- The shoes you wore today: earlier i wore black mary janes
-- Your weakness:shoes, undies, hello kitty, lenore, emily the strange and crazy
bread...craaaazy bread
-- Your Strength: meh i dont know
--Your significant other: hurley, my jack russel, havoc and mayhem my kitties...god how
pathedic
-- Your fears: kissing, gnomes and royal dalton figurines.....i hate gnomes, stubby little
hands with weapons, and carnies, small hands smell like cabbage
-- Your perfect pizza:pizza pizza's chicken brushetta parmesean
-- Goal: get over my fears....so hard, it is dont laugh
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: "*giggles*"
-- Your thoughts first waking up: i have to change the sound of that alarm
-- Your best physical feature: i think my boobes, or my eyes, but noone really notices my
eyes
-- Your bedtime: depends on where i am
--Your most missed memory: if its a memory why would i miss it? i could recal the memory
anytime i want to
--Memory to look forward to: ...sleeping with angelina jolie
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: neither, rc cola, its the best i dont even care if its cheap, im cheap
mmm
-- McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonalds....its all about the mac sauce
-- Single or group dates: depending on the date, if its going out for drink then a group,
anything else, just single
-- Adidas or Nike:niether i am not a preppy mother fucker
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: uhhhh........the ice tea vicky makes
-- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla, it doesnt leave stains on the sheets or the skin!,
chocolate ice cream looks wrong in certian areas
-- Cappuccino or coffee: blah........
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: never, kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray
-- Sing: portishead or hole...depends on the mood, today it was esthero
-- Have a crush: kinda not really
-- Do you think you’ve been in love: nope i dont believe in love, its just something you
say to cement a relationship when your desperate
-- Want to go to college: i do, eventually
-- Like(d) high school: yeah lunch was the best
-- Want to get married: MARRIAGE? are you nuts?
-- Believe in yourself: sometimes, then the voices tell me otherwise
-- Get motion sickness: no im bonified bull rider
-- Think you’re attractive: soemtimes, with make up on and my corset....i have a hard time
turning me down
-- Think you’re a health freak: oh god no
-- Like thunderstorms: Love it!....OooOooo scary
-- Play an instrument: knives consider instruments?
LAYER SIX:
Have you ever
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: no, well there was this one time at a rave, but shh shhh noone knows about
that
-- Done a drug: 'A' drug? no not just one
-- Had Sex: i suppose i have
-- Made Out: well yeah minus the whole kissing thing
-- Gone on a date: yeah i have a had my share of them
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: ew who would want to?
-- Eaten sushi: no im not into slutty girls
-- Been on stage: what for? cause i have been
-- Been dumped: not dumped, but avoided long enough for me to dump him
-- Gone skating: yes, i even own skates
-- Made homemade cookies: my cookie is home made
-- Gone skinny dipping: well topless, and boy did i float
--winter skinny dipping : thats fucking insane
-- Dyed your hair: yes......im amazed i have hair
-- Stolen anything: yes....hearts and souls, its my trade
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: were you not here on friday?
-- Been caught "doing something":not even when i try to be caught IM THAT GOOD
-- Been called a tease:*laughs* yeah usually with the words "you",
"fucking" and "cock" in there too
-- Gotten beaten up: been in 3 fights and niether have i gone down
-- Shoplifted: Yep.....i was 13 and trying to impress this bad ass boy
-- Changed who you were to fit in: never, i am who i am and i change for myself only, and
only when i feel it benefits me
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: never....unless im 40 and find myself a man to pay for my
sagging tits to be lifted
-- Numbers and Names of Children: none...i'd adopt first
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: shot gun petes
-- How do you want to die: on top in the middle of climax
--What do you want to be when you grow up: im never growing up im a toys r us kid
-- What country would you most like to visit: Thailand and oh china...china..ive been
there
LAYER NINE:
-- In the opposite sex:has to have some sort of level of respect for me and my
individuality
-- Best eye colour? it doesnt matter to me
-- Best hair colour? *shrugs* hey sometimes no hair, bald men need love too
-- Short or long hair: well short unless they can pull off the long hair
-- height: eye level ....with my eyes!..not my titties, well maybe my titties, if hes hot
-- Best weight: i hate scrawny guys and i hate muscle heads..i love the husky men
-- Best articles of clothing: hoodies, jeans
-- Best first date location: the bedroom for some ps2 playing
-- Best first kiss location: yeowza wrong person to ask
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: well. i lost count the first weekend i started
-- # of people I could trust with my life: since im not afraid of dying, i trust everyone
-- # of CDs that I own: im not sure, you wait here, i will go count
-- # of piercings: 5...if all in at once
-- # of tattoos: 2, soon to be 3
-- # of scars on my body: i cant even count them
-- # of things in my past that I regret: everything, cause i never learn from my mistakes
.:| WRATH |:.
1. Who did you last get angry with?: Zoey one of my best girls
2. What is your weapon of choice?:My wit, but if need be my brass knuckles
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: um yeah there alot of men i would go toe
to toe with
4. How about of the same sex?: yeah! bitches dont know how to fight!, while they're
scratching and clawing at me, im kicking them in the face, its loverly
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Just one? *laughs*
6. What are your pet peeves?: people who are fake and lie
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: i hold them, and i wait my revenge
out for the right moment
.:| SLOTH |:.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?: Oh,
take my vitamins, no really im a rebel!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 2 days after laying down, dont do E for 5
days straight
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Myself, laugh but its true
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: *shrugs* i dont do lame
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?):
yeah when its the fat buster pills and stuff i almost call, then i remember i dont have a
credit card, oops.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: work? out? what is that?!
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: at least
twice....which is rediculous, i have to get up and walk over to it and shut it off
.:| GLUTTONY |:.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?:i dont drink baby fish *gasps like
an air head*
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: steak, red, bleeding and still mooing
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: the
time i almost died and was talking to my dead brother, which was a huge bottle of
vodka,doing keg shots, thinking they were normal, i was 18 what did i know?
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: *laughs* i cant afford to be skinny
professionally
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yes...i donthave rolls, i have bloody
croissants!
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:depends on my mood i guess
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: *laughs*
i eat babies with mac sauce
.:| LUST |:.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/
family)?: Too many to count..many not by choice!!
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/
family)?: Oh God....I really have no idea!
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender
of
choice during a normal conversation?: Yes..have you seen the shirts my friends wear
4. Have you "done it"?: Yes...many times
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: shoulder
blades
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Nope.....though i have tried to get
them to .
7. Have you ever got tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Yes...safety first!
.:| GREED |:.
1. How many credit cards do you own?: they wont let me own one......i have a problem with
paying them
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: wal mart.......and cherry bomb and opus
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:hook everyone up.....and make
angelina love me, brads cock is small...i can do her
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: rich.....im already famous
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yes, but it
wouldnt be longterm...just enough for me to get and education to get a better job
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: yes..........please read above
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: im not even sure
.:| PRIDE |:.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?:gotten over my fear of
kissing......
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?:nothing makes my
mother happy!
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: go to college
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: what is second place?
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than
all the other competitors?:i dont even bother too much like doing stuff
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: nope.....
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: didnt fight with my moms
.:| ENVY |:.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: if i
want something i will take it i have no envy
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: noone i like my
house....my bitches cant touch my shit
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: pamela anderson...come
on....she hates j lo and so do i
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes...it sucks!
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Of course,
who doesnt!!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:the ability
to show some kind of feeling
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: No.........not ever
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?: i cant name just one
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I.. I.. I.. I..
Erotic City
Erotic City
All of my purple life
I've been lookin' 4 a dame
That would wanna be my wife
That was my intention main
CHORUS:
If we cannot make babies
Maybe we can make some time
Fuck so pretty, U and me
Erotic City come alive
We could fuck until the dawn
Makin' love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City, can't U see?
Fuck so pretty, U and me
Everytime I comb my hair
Thoughts of U get in my eyes
U're a sinner, I don't care
I just want your creamy thighs
CHORUS
All of my hang-ups are gone
How I wish U felt the same
We could fuck until the dawn (Until the dawn {x2})
How I wish U were my dame (Baby, won't U be my dame?)
CHORUS
Uh, whoa whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa (Mmmm)
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa {x2}
Baby, U're so creamy
If we cannot make babies
Maybe we can make some time (Oh yeah)
Fuck so pretty, U and me
Erotic City come alive
We could fuck until the dawn (Come alive)
Makin' love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City, can't U see?
Fuck so pretty, U and me
If we cannot make babies (U and me)
Maybe we can make some time
Some time, some time, some time, Erotic City
If we cannot make babies
Maybe we can make some time
Fuck so pretty, U and me
Erotic City come alive (I.. I.. I..)
We could fuck until the dawn (Come alive)
Makin' love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City, can't U see?
Fuck so pretty, U and me
(Baby, U're just so.. U're just so..)
We could fuck until the dawn
Makin' love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City, yeah
I.. I.. I.. I..
I WANT A DIRTY HOUSE VERSION OF THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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