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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill
them.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute.
"u can keep on knockin but u cant come in"-cheech and chong
Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
My friend Jerry Vandergriph kissed me in Home ech class Later in the afternoon some guys
in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I’m like you I like moster trucks too wana
see how many push-ups I can do?
im not a teaze im a reminder of what you can’t have
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"But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked.
’Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: ’we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’
’How do you know I’m mad?’ said Alice.
’You must be,’ said the Cat, ’or you wouldn’t have come here.’
My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?
’Sin envies her lack of guilt, and Innocence envies her experience...’
"I care little in the existence of a heaven or hell; self respect does not allow me
to guide my acts with an eye toward heavenly salvation or hellish punishment. I pursue the
good in life because it is beautiful and attracts me; and shun the bad because it is ugly
and repulsive. All our acts should originate from the spring of unselfish love, whether
there be a continuation after death or not."
i don’t know what ive been told, but eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
things i’ve learned:
Never trust a dog to watch your food
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don’t answer him.
Stay away from prunes.
Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
nail polish does not double as lipstick.
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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
things i love:
Teaching pet store parrots new vocabulary
stoping to collect road kill
First love
Laughing so hard your face hurts
Getting mail
Hearing your favorite song on the radio
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
Hot towels out of the dryer
Bubble baths
A good conversation
The beach
Laughing at yourself
Midnight phone calls that last for hours
Running through sprinklers
Laughing for absolutely no reason at all
Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful
Going for walks on warm nights
Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you
Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep
Making new friends or spending time with old ones
Having someone play with your hair
Nightmares
Hot chocolate with Whipped cream or marshmallows
Swinging on swings
Making eye contact with a cute stranger
Hearing someone else’s heart beat
Holding hands with someone you care about
Running into poles
Watching the sunrise
Staying up so late that your eyes hurt
Watching old people fall
Eating bubbles
Spinning around in circles until you fall
Bar-BQ’s
The smell of a new car
Becoming one with the couch
The feeling of new clothes
Eating buttered popcorn and grape soda
Climbing a really big tree
Finding money in a pay phone
Adrenalin rushes
Pretending your Mary Pop pins, and jumping off your roof with an umbrella
The smell of citrus
Learning new things
Morning cigarettes
Dancing when you think no ones watching
Open minds
Seeing old couples hold hands
Eating ice
Jumping on beds in hotel rooms
Watching people
gregory lokahi william waldron... because he holds the key to my broken heart. i love you
<3 <3 <3 MUAH!
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