| Bio: |
i looooove drinking, and partyin n gettin shiiiiiiiit faced.
I also love playing and watching sports especially hockey and basketball, but i also
enjoy lacrosse and i wakeboard all summer. I love hip hop, my fav artist’s are Eminem, Big
L (R.I.P), Biggie (R.I.P), 2Pac (R.I.P), The Game (fuck 50 cent!), Akon, Busta, Lil’ Jon,
Ludacris n Jay-Z jus to name a few. I also enjoy some trance and country, believe it or
not, i spent alot of my life at my cottage surrounded by hicks so it rubbed off on me i
guess, but whatever. Im usually always happy, i love doin random and stupid shit and i
have a untouchable sence of humour. I dont know what else to say, i guess i love alcohol,
its the only drug i need, so ya, PEAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Considering Eminem is the greatest lyricist n most talented human being ever,
heres a couple of my favourite quotes/lyrics -------------------------------------------
- There jus seems to be no one left to bully, Bush is pussy, why the fuck you think his
names Bush, Bush is bushy
- Im not a human im a suicidal, supersonic, suicidal uni-bomber, you think im the new
osama, present im the new madonna, jefferey dahmer left me with his legace to carry ona,
lotta talkin rumours on us, whos the hottest to be honest, HIP HOP HASNT BEEN THE SAME
SINCE 2PAC MOVED TO CUBA ON US!!!
- i cant describe the vibe i get, when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
- I used to get punked and bullied on my block,till i cut a kittens head off and stuffed
it in this kids mailbox, i used to give a fuck, now i cant give a fuck less, what do i
think of success, it sucks
- Give a damn, i dont know what a damn is to give it
- Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public, suck my dick, bitch! Im sick
enough to fuck a man in his face, but I won’t, cause you’ll probably wanna stand in his
place so put a sock in it, with your fake-ass Tupac image you faggots ain’t tough, you
just get drunk and become talkative!!
- Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet,
If y’all don’t like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it,
And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it,
Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don’t feel it
I Promised Mike Tyson Quotes, well here are some of my fav’s. This proves how retarded
he really is, its jokes!
- “[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
- "Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her
head off. It’s all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."
- "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues
collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my
realm."
- “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what
it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”
- "All praise is to Allah, I’ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I’d
fight him too."
- "I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
THERE YOU HAVE IT. I HOPE U SEE THE HUMOUR IN THESE COMMENTS CUS I THINK THEY ARE
FUCKING HILARIOUS, GO MIKE GO!!! |
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