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Login: aquafina55
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Mood: Lovestruck lovestruck - Mood history
Real Name: Zoe-Zoggler
Gender: Female
Status: Attached & not looking
Location: Belleville, Ontario, Canada
Birthdate: Nov 24, 1985, I'm 22 and a Sagittarius
My +Buddies: Cipher, HAMMERSHITTER, Scuba_Steve, TheOriginal, XxXEmpressXxX
+Buddy Of: Bushey, CINN_D, XxXEmpressXxX
Bio:
Yay its me!!.
I heartMy brother Joe and my Sisters Meaghan, and Christinaheart
MOST OF ALL I LOVE MY BROTHERS OF METAL AND MY SISTER OF METAL
You guys are as good as a dead fetus in a blender !! I love ya !!
I love learning new things, I try to learn new things everyday.
I just moved back to Belleville it sucks balls,
LOL I have fallen for something ...metal music has started to take over my life.
I love all music
I drink rye more then I drink water so I should be dead by the time I am
30

I don't do drugs!!
I find it better to get to know people when you're you, and their them.
I like porn, midget porn is fun to....I like laughing at crack heads and plumbers
cracks.....I love the kid in me and the adult in you !!
I don't really understand girls with short hair
if you have short hair what do you use to head band??
I love PORTHOPE the breeding grounds of \m/METAL\m/

Well in guys I like guys....someone like me but different !!

LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE HATEFUL AND DWELL ON THINGS.


Life in Belleville is like living in the pits of hell !!


DID YOU KNOW THAT CHUCK NORRIS ISN"T HUNG LIKE A HORSE... HORSE'S ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK
NORRIS


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\m/.クク.キエィ捗* PuNkEr SlUtTiE *ォエィ長.クク.\m/



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You were born with horns \m/USE THEM\m/



Nothing Beats a good dead baby joke

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at
200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead
babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.


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 E for Me (1 | 2006-03-02 Comments Enabled )
 Its not poetry its dead baby jokes LMFAO (6 | 2006-02-21 Comments Enabled )
 Wonder Why They call You Bitch (5 | 2005-10-03 Comments Enabled )
 In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth: 3" (1 | 2005-10-01 Comments Enabled )
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 Join me in Death (1 | 2005-09-27 Comments Enabled )
 Right here in my arms (0 | 2005-09-27 Comments Enabled )
 Your sweet 666 (1 | 2005-09-27 Comments Enabled )
 HATE-something I used to do alot to mature for that now !! (0 | 2005-03-01 Comments Enabled )
 My Turn (please take no offence ) (2 | 2005-02-22 Comments Enabled )
 TASTE YOUR DEATH (5 | 2005-02-07 Comments Enabled )
 From my friend Derek (0 | 2005-02-05 Comments Enabled )
 Slutties (3 | 2005-02-05 Comments Enabled )
 Venus Blue (0 | 2005-02-05)

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