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Formerly Known As BlarneyStorm. See http://my.purerave.com/user/blarneystorm For More
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So the world is spinning faster.
Are you dizzy when you're stoned?
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh... Satan and man.
-Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
"Bio"? I think that means my life, right? Okay, then...
I was born to a teenage mother. Life sucks. Got a step dad when i was 8. Life continues to
suck. I live a sheltered life until Junior year. Life sucks more. Troy&Cody begins. Life
is good. I leave for the Army in the summer 2003. Life begins to suck again. Arrive in the
Middle East on St. Patrick’s Day, 2004. Life takes on a whole new level of sucking. I
leave the Middle East in July and get out of the Army in August. Despite my hopes, life
sucks some more. I work at Toys R Us for a couple weeks and then go to Shearer’s (Potato
Chips). Life is an accident prone version of suckiness. I lose that job and can't find
another. Life is a very poor form of suckiness. I get a job at a garage door plant working
12 hours a day at least 5 days a week. A.K.A. Very Tired Suckiness. Got tired of that so I
get another job making truck caps and cutting myself to shreds. Can you think of an
adjective describing a manicurist's nightmare? If so, put in front of suckiness and there
we go. Yet life goes on...
JOB POSTING: FEMALE COMPANION
Job opening as Riese's female companion. Self-paced environment, excellent benefits,
travel oppurtunites, and high promotion potential. Responsibilties:
Low- to mid-budget dates, large amounts of interaction, and keeping Riese from gettting
too lonely.
Requirements: Excellent communication skills, age 16 as of 10 APR 2005, pleasent demeanor,
residence in NE Ohio, and no obligations to other males. High interest in music is
preferable.
Interested applicants can e-mail resumes to Zosospeaks@yahoo.com.
AIM: Zoso Speaks
Rate me at HotOrNot.com: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=B8SQB8H&key=AHB
(Currently Ranked 9)
"Today’s expensive caviar is tomorrow’s expensive shit." Fads suck.
"To the days of the past, raise your glasses. To the days of the future, drink
up."
-The Toast of Cody Riese
Hey, I'm Riese. I had a survey thing on here, but it annoyed me so I took it off. Quick
rundown: I'm 20, 5'8", 170 lbs, play guitar, drink, smoke cigarettes and weed, work
hard and relax harder. I'm not some dumb fucking burnout, though. I smoke to see shit for
what it really is.
Further more, I am obsessed with music in an itellectual way. I'm not a dumbass who likes
to hear fast obnoxious death metal shit, I'm not some emo retard who cries over sad
lyrics, and I am certainly not some fucking wigger who listens to rap and tries to speak
ebonics. I am music, plain and simple. It is my religion and my life. I appreciate actual
talent. I love classic rock. Now, I'm not some bigoted asshole who can only listen to one
thing. I like punk alot, modern rock is okay, hell, I don't even mind classical. It is
musical talent that sets my tastes above the rest. If I offended you by saying that your
music is shit, fuck off, its more than likely true. I'm entitled to my own.
Furthermore, music is not just a pasttime. It's not just a ride in the car or a bored
tuesday night. It is my religion. For me "Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll" is not
just a saying, nor is it a lifestyle. It is my religion. While personally I think sex is a
bit overrated, it is the way of my Master. Music is prayer, music is life, and music is
more. I pray to the Lord of Music, and He answers. Some will call it "Satanism,"
but I'm not some high schooler looking for some way to rebel or some reason to do drugs.
Some will call it "Pagan," but that's not it either. It is simply music, in all
its purity, in all its being. I am Music.
I hate ignorance, I hate stupidity, and I hate hipocracy. If you are any of the above,
leave me alone, I dont have the time. Most Christian "faiths" fall into atleast
one of these categories, especially the liberal protestant sects. I say again, leave your
"Jesus loves you" theology for other stupid people. The fact that your religion
itself tells its followers that their prayers won't be answered if its god doesnt want
them to be is just fuckin retarded. Music is power, it answers your prayers. Learn its
way.
Overall, I'm probably one of the nicest bastards you'll ever meet. I treat women with
actual respect, and will gladly take of any shithead that doesn't. This bugs the living
dog shit out of me. What kind of insecure little shit has to put down or fucking beat a
girl to feel like a big man? If I see a dude abuse a chick, I'll beat the fuck out of him;
if I find out a guy rapes a chick, he's dead. Simple as that. In my entire life I've only
yelled at two girls, and apologized quickly for such. I'll also do anything for a girl in
need. It's just how I am. It's how I raised myself.
If you want to know more about me, just ask, it's really that easy. You may actually find
me interesting, but bare minimum I'll make you laugh. |
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