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Hope is the Denial of Reality.....




( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
( ) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
( ) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
( ) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
( ) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
( ) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
( ) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
( ) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
( ) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
( ) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
( ) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I’VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(X) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
( ) I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
( ) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON TV
( ) I HAVE NEVER SNORTED ANYTHING
( ) I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON ANYONE …
( ) I HAVE NEVER STOLEN ANTHING FROM SOMEONE I LOVED