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*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the
toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing
on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you
have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin
them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you’re done poopie-ing and you’ve
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you
practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush
without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It’s so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER’S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of
drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit
on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear it
was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get
splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done
poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are
about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!