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Here's the deal. I'm sick of online biographies. If you're curious about me, ask me a
question. Each question I get asked gets answered and put up here for all to see. Ask as
much as you like, and let's see you all create the biography instead of me.

- Nick Steffel, 4/30/06
AIM: WallyWalrus03
Email: nsteffel at gmail dot com

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What was your favorite age you've been?
I'm going to say six years old. I had AM kindergarten, lots of quality time at the park
across the street, and a bicycle to boot. What more does a guy need?

What would you guess will be your favorite age during your life?
I'm looking forward to old age so I can tell children long, rambling stories that are
mostly lies and made-up words, but I think my youngin' days (6-11 or so) will always hold
the dearest place in my heart.

Who was your favorite pre-college teacher, and why?
That would be my fifth grade teacher Mrs. Wogsland. She taught in a really open manner
and encouraged us to study and do whatever we liked and eschew what we didn't. In light
of how oppressingly structured public schools usually are, it was quite refreshing.

Would you rather smoke pot or get high?
I don't actually like the act of smoking pot, but I like to get high. Sadly, baking
things with that "special" little touch is pretty impractical to do solo. When
will America come up with an edible marijuana solution for the working class?

Would you rather eat sprinkles or jimmies?
Sprinkles. Jimmies are simply an immature larva that, after spending time in a chrysalis,
will emerge as a beautiful sprinkle.

Would you describe yourself as more of a burly fairy or more of robust nancy-boy?
I prefer robust nancy-boy -- sort of a "if your shoes don't match your belt, I'll
kick your ass" type.

If you were trapped inside a 6'x6'x6' box for a few days, would you rather have two
bags of snack food or two books (your choice of food or book)?
Books by a longshot. I'd take my Norton Anthology of American Literature and my Norton
Anthology of English Literature and tackle some of the insufferably long and complicated
works in there I've always been meaning to read.

Abortions for all or abortions for none?
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. No no, miniature American flags
for everyone because we're all winners!