About me:
I like to have fun and if that means getting into some trouble, then so be it. I don't
like people that take life too seriously and think everything is about them. I like
getting fucked up (beit by Alchohol or other means) and my dream is to become a clown. I
have a character I call Cumshot the clown and I want to entertain kids with his wild
X-rated antics. To date I have had no customers, but I will work hard and get my name out
there.
Other info:
Languages Spoken: English, Jibberish
Height: 6'3"
Eyes: Hazel
Hair Dark Brown/Black
Weight: 270 lbs
Profession
art time clown, part time pirate, full time party animal.
Smoke: If you have one.
Favoured Quotes:
"Hermaphadidic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box, beautiful
chicks with dicks that put mine to shame. "
"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl
"Mom.""
"Melodrama coming from you is about as normal as a bowel movement."
"I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it
right away."
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fuckin' customers."
Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal: Annoying customer.
Customer:Fuck you asshole!
-Randal (Clerks)
Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't
roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I
don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the
phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude: Oh fuck it.
(The Big Lebowski)
Likes: Dope, Rum, Beer, Sex, Trailerpark Boys, UFC, Chuck Liddell, Friends(as in
real people, not the gay show), Defecating in public, Swimming, X-Box, My Car, Wrasslin',
Pirates, Movies, Metallica, Godsmack, GNR, Disturbed, AC/DC, Clowns, McDonald's and
Racing.
Dislikes: Dick Locks, Shit Heads, Fuck Tards, Numb Nuts, Fuck Faces, Nerds, Ass
Chins, Cock Slaps, Lahey, Jack offs, Dick Snaps, Arse Holes, pseudos, and Pathelogical
Liars... oh and stupid people that I have to talk to on the phone with every day that ask
stupid questions and don’t speak any coherent language cuz they’re stupid and they eat dog
semen.
Work Schedule:
Sun: Off
Mon: Off
Tues: Off
Wed: Off
Thurs: Off
Fri: Off
Sat: Off
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