Well, you're reading this so I'm guessing you want to know about me. I won't mince words.
I'm 23 years old. I go to college in New Hampshire majoring in Graphic Comm. I listen to
punk rock. No, not your little pussy ass Blink182 bullshit that passes for that. Crass,
Nausea, The Bruisers, The Business, Blood for Blood, Slapshot, et cetra.
I drink. I smoke. I know they are not healthy for me. Don't tell me so, I'm not fucking
stupid. Don't tell me I should stop drinking or smoking. I like to do them both and I
don't plan on stopping, so you can take your soapbox and cram it far, FAR up your ass.
If you've gotten this far and think I'm a complete asshole for being so blunt, then I
probably don't like you.
Scratch that, i won't like you, you pompus chud.
I would like to take this time to quote Optiumus.Prime:
When Sending Me A Message you will not receive a reply if:
*Your default picture is of anything other than yourself. If I wanted to talk to
Paris
Hilton or anyone in My Chemical Romance, I'd find them myself.
*Your name is "Juggalo", "Juggalette", "XTC" or
anything that is equally retarded.
*You type LikE tHiS aNd ThE OnLy tHiNgS your general interests are cuddling,
glitter, and
Fall Out Boy, Boys, that also applies to you.
*You can't use English. If you say things like "hey lol u seem kewl hit me up
sometimez and we can chat k??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!" you WILL receive a house call from
me and my boots.
*You FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. Your keyboard has a Caps Lock button for a
reason,
use it.
*You are a self-proclaimed model. Just because you and your friends like to take
pictures
of yourselves on a weekly basis in your living room, backyard, bathroom, and garage does
not mean you are a model.
Now that that is done with, time for the obligitory quotes and/or lyrics.
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Snitches get stitches.
"I don't work with any exact boundaries of the law because I wasn't consulted
when the god damn laws were made. No, instead nameless, faceless politicians, the so
called protectors of the moral majority decide what is right and what is wrong. I mean
come on. I govern my life around my own personal code of ethics, and I suggest that you do
the same. That way if, within the constructs of my own morality, I were to do something
that is considered illegal, so be it. I feel no guilt whatsoever and furthermore, if I
were to buckle under the social weight of the system by adhering to laws that I do not
truly believe in then I would be extinguishing the very fire of patriotism and
individuality."
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