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I work for the Sun, I make the news dammit... ok, that's not true at all... I just draw
boxes around the news and make witty headlines, but without me you'd never know that,
"Trainwreck injures 4," or "More cash for kids says PM"

And that's why they call me Editor... they don't really, but it would be nice

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the
grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his
girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the
octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to
you?
- Fry

NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." - Roy Batty

"You can't get high by looking at something," - Snow Crash

"Oh shit, there's a horse in the hospital!" - Kool Keith

"Attitude is no substitute for competence,"

"Fuck, that guy's got snout horns. Man, I want snout horns." - This one was me

"You've got an ergonomic ass. It fits right in my hand." - Andrea

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too
long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Rorschach, Watchmen